The Musements

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Basically, anything random about my Muses goes here. Anything new I discover or how I discovered it, random stupid things they've done, or anything random they want to post. Their color code, for your convenience and mine, is as follows:

C00000 - Akino
00B655 - Al
99BBCC - B (or Beyond, but he prefers B, apparently)
00FFA0 - Cornelius
F9000 - D
0090FF - Don
B000FF - Harpi
00FFFF - Janus
Teal - Janx (dunno the html code for the specific color, so yeah >_<)
FFFF00 - Matsu
FF0000 - Pat
000000 - Sean. I told him not to do black because it's hard to see, but he didn't listen, so it'll be bolded and italicized whenever he's speaking to make it a bit easier.

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(So this is a conversation regarding a story I'm working on right now, I just had with my Muses. Only Akino and Cornelius this time around, but most of my Muses are playing a part in working on it.)

*flipping through magazine*
Give me a name.
Christopher... Alexander. First and middle, goes by Chris most often.
... Surname?
C'mon, I suck at names as it is... *takes bite of apple*
*sighs* You're supposed to be good at this character development thing.
*eats apple* *flips through magazine* *ignores Comma*
*grumbles* FINE. Cause of death, then? You should be good at that, you're a Shinigami.
*considers* ...Heart attack.
We're talking about a little kid here.
Hey, little kids have had heart attacks before. And it goes with the story, he got scared to death.
Does that actually work?
Iunno, I'm not the one doing the research.
... *looks at Comma*
*grumbles* not more research....

*five minutes later*

OKAY. Little kids have had heart attacks in the past, and fear can cause a heart attack. Good enough?
*shrugs*
Wait, have you finished the rules on the realm itself yet?
Yes... more or less.
*stern look*
... *Grumbles* *goes to work on them more*

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(So this happened about two hours ago while I was drawing.)

*slightly tipsy* *humming tune to "I've Got a Lovely Bunch of coconuts*
-_-' Could you please stop humming?
Please? Since when do you say--
Shut up, Schitzo.
Oh, to everyone but me. Right.
...*shrugs* *starts whistling the same tune instead.
*facepalms*

(An hour later.)

*attempting to cover ears*
>_< *wearing earplugs*
*singing previously mentioned song at the top of his lungs* *on second bottle of tequila*
*fistwall* I GIVE UP. *dematerializes*
*stops* *looks at spot from where Akino just disappeared* Wha's 'is bloody problem?
... *facepalms*
*shrugs* *goes back to random singing*

And so this has been going on for the past couple of hours. Hopefully he'll drink himself unconscious soon.

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I drew B. And now he's upset with me about it, because apparently, as he said upon seeing it:

What the hell, you made me look like Loser and Light-o's bloody lovechild!
When did you get into yaoi?
*headwalls* I'm NOT hence why I think THAT *points at drawing* is a crime against natur--
*holds a mirror in front of his face*
........... *grumbles* *walks off looking defeated*

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B's forgiven me for the earlier issues since I showed him this video.



Duuuugong duugong it's the cow of the sea-ea-EEEEAAAaaaa
Duuuugong duugong also known as the manatee!
It doesn't have wings ('cause that would be silly)
Doesn't live in a tree (that would also be silly)
Compared to the dolphin (its very close cousin)
It's quite uglyyyyyy (so very ugly)

*is rofling*

So apparently this is B's new favorite song. He's been laughing hysterically about it for the past minute and a half. I'm starting to get slightly scared.

*continues rofling*

*facepalm* WTF IS WRONG WITH MY MUSES?!?! -censor-

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So... umm... I'm sorta scared B is going to end up killing Matsu. Who's profile I WILL post as soon as I get him to cooperate with me well enough to write one >_> Anyway, yeah. Earlier conversation.

Are you sure you're not L? You could just be having an identity crisis.
*facepalms* I don't look THAT much like him.
He does actually bear some resemblance to Light around the eyes.
Wow, you're right! But... what does that mean...?
It means that if Comma doesn't shut up I'm going to sic Mittens on her -_-'

......... well, if you're not L, you're still definitely a vampire.
-angrypanda- *twitches*......... *stomps off* *door slams*
D= What did I say?
*facepalm*

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*pouts* *wants his own profile*
>_>
I don't have one yet either and I've been around for months!
Yeah, what my Japanese mate said! We will be heard!
YEAH! WE WANT PROFILES!
*coughcough* Er, everyone, meet Janx. My newest Muse. He's a pirate who seems to enjoy starting uprisings amongst the rest of my Muses. ^^' And his AND Matsu's profiles WILL be up SOON, I promise!

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Don't bother reading if you'd prefer not to be traumatized. I'm just keeping this here as blackmail of some sort against Don in the future.

So, I've made the unfortunate mistake of allowing Don to be present while I choose images from hollow-art.com for his RP post layouts. Here's the general gist of what's going on with that.

No... no... no... KILL IT WITH FIRE... no... no... no, looks like Zack Efron...
*passes same person again a few pages later*
Actually, looks like Zack Efron and Brad Pitt had a lovechild... though that would involve statutory rape. And both of them would have to be queer... and... the fact that the bloke looks like he might be older than Efron, and... well, yeah, the fact that neither of them are female might complicate things. I mean, it'd have to be c-section, obviously. Maybe there was time travel involved. *looks at Comma* What d'you think?
*facekeyboard*
...?
... nothing.

That was a few minutes ago. In Don's defense, he's a little buzzed. Apparently he started drinking a few hours earlier than he normally does on most Fridays and decided to stick around here rather than go out to do it.
... *begins whistling Friday by Rebecca Black*
*facekeyboard*
*snickers*

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On the subject of me stealing a bite of my nephew's chicken nugget. Magus has been making snarky comments in my general direction all day. I think he may just be more troublesome in a good mood than in a bad >.>

"Taking chicken from a toddler...I suppose that's like taking candy from a baby?" -Mag.

"Not this toddler. This toddler could fell Chuck Norris. Especially if it involves his chicken nuggets." - C.

"Remind me never to get on your nephew's bad side." - Mag.