Quotes

[Rae]

Quote worthy things will be quoted here.

[Rae]

"What's wrong?" Dante said in a manner that sounded wounded, but John would not put money down on it. "I'm just saying. You should try something else. I have candy."

"Oh. You have some candy." John didn't like that. Not at all. "Now you sound like a pedophile. Here, little boy, get into my van. I have some candy."

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Heheh, I just had to quote this. XD Makes me LOL everytime. It's from a fic on FFN called Born To Bleed. (Oh, before anyone clicks that link, it's a slash story. You has been warned.)

[Rae]

And so the class' first project has been set, will Harry have any luck digging through centuries of wizarding censorship to find a HINT as to the epicness of Sparda?

This is Hogwarts, what do you think? Still, gotta love the boy for trying.

Unless you're Riddle, then you've every right to bitch about it.

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To say Harry Potter was stubborn was like saying the sky was blue or the government was corrupt, blatantly obvious and known to all. Had the boy been any less stubborn, he more than likely wouldn't be alive right now, and thwarting Voldemort's aspirations aside, the Boy Who Lived had no intention of peacefully drifting off the mortal coil just yet. For one thing he fully intended to see that Fudge, and his entire corrupt legislation, get their comeuppance.

That and get laid, though not specifically, or preferably, in that order.

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Both of those quotes make me ROFL XD. They're from a fic called Dark Defense. Oh, it's so epic.... <3 Vergil as a teacher with constant Umbridge bashing...it's like this person read my mind. XD Both quotes are from chapter five, and the first is actually the first author's note of the chappie. ^^;

[Rae]

Car: *suddenly starts*
Dean: What the...?
Sam: Who's driving your car?
Dean: *holds up keys*
Both: *runs as the car goes toward them*

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XD LOL God I lub Supernatural. <3

[Rae]

I finally have a quote! Don't tell Rae, though.... >_> Any way:

"What? You don't think I got skills?"

Rae just said it after getting taunted in the game, slowing down time, and beating the hell out of game!Vergil. XD It was hilarious. Okay...I'm going... >_> *wants to post more Rae quotes*

[Rae]

"So Verge, how painful was it to watch Logan go down in flames?"

"Well... do-you-remember-that-issue-in-the-comic-when-Magneto-tears-Wolverine's-adamantium-skeleton-out-and-he-ends-up-repeatedly-hit-by-cars?" Dante stared at Vergil for a moment as he began to process the run-on sentence that tumbled from his lips in a single breath. He even began to wonder if Vergil managed to bruise every brain cell that screamed at him to use proper sentences.

"Um… Yeah. D-did… You just nerd out on me?"

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Hehe. <3 From EricDraven's fic Devil Critics. Okay...the characters are a little OOC but it's funny so I don't really care. XD

[Rae]

"You know you sound like a little irritating buzzing bee to them, don't you?" Mikael said, gesturing to the crowd around him before pinching his fingers together and waving it in a circle next to his ear. "Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."

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Hehe. From Clairavance's fic Illusion Collides. Read it! Read it! :3

[clairavance]

This is awesome stuff Shadow. I think I need to do one like it too ^_^

[Rae]

Aww, thankies. ^^ Hehe, I saw yours. :3 *likes it*

[Rae]

"Argh! I'm a pirate!"

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My mother...pretending to be Dante after seeing a picture of him glaring with his mouth open. XD

[Rae]

Mum: "But see, Dante doesn't look like he's going to shoot you. He's too casual about it a-"
Me: "He does look amused."
Mum: "And he looks like 'Even if I shoot you. It'll be a stomach shot. It'...uh...."
Me: "It won't kill you? *raises an eyebrow*
Mum: "'It'll only take eight hours.' *laughs*"
Me: "*also laughs* True. Kinda like 'Don't worry. I'll shoot Vergil before I shoot you.' *blinks* Vergil looks like 'You're dead.' * **whimpers* He's glaring at me, Momma. He's glaring."
Mum: "*rolls eyes* Don't look at him."
Me: "I'm not! I'm looking at Dante!"
Mum: "*giggles* That's why he's glaring."

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Mum and I might have too much free time one our hands. :/ That *points up* came from us looking at the DMC3 opening menu. And that's not evenn all that we said. *facepalms*

[Rae]

Pam: I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to. And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long time ago.

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Jason: There's werewolves? Big Foot, is he real, too?
Sookie: I don't know, I guess it's possible.
Jason: Santa?
Sookie: Jason. Focus.

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Terry [to Sookie]: I've always liked you, and I'd miss you if you got killed, just so you know.

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Terry: You know how to use one of these?
Sookie: I ain't that blonde.

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Hoyt: The legal blood/alcohol level in the state of Louisiana is...
Jason: Drunk?

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Sookie: They took someone I love from me. I don't know about you, but I was raised to fight back.

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Lafayette: What's the catch?
Eric: You gotta pay the insurance. I'm not an idiot.

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Mmm...True Blood quotes. :3

[Rae]

"Obi-Wan!" he shouted to his compainion, who wheeled toward him at once. "Destroyer droids!"
The younger Jedi nodded, smiling. "Offhand, I'd say this mission is past the negotiation stage."

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His mentor glanced at him. "Maybe we can hitch a ride with our friends down there."
"It's the least they can do after the way they've treated us so far." Obi-Wan pursed his lips. "You were right about one thing, Master. The negotiations were short."
Qui-Gon Jinn smiled and beckoned him ahead.

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"Let go!" Qui-Gon huffed. "Are you brainless? You almost got us killed!"
The creature looked offended. "Brainless? I speak!"
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent!"

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Jar Jar glanced around uneasily. "Uh, oh."
"You hear that?" Qui-Gon asked softly, placing a finger on the Gungan's skinny chest. Jar Jar nodded reluctantly. "There's a thousand terrible things heading this way, my Gungan friend. . ."
"And when they find you, they will crush you into dust, grind you into little pieces, and then blast you into oblivion," Obi-Wan added with more than a little glee.
Jar Jar rolled his eyes and gulped. "Oh, oh. Yous point very good one." He gestured frantically. "Dis way! Dis way! Hurry quick!"

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"Yous not gonna get warm welcome."
Obi-Wan shrugged. "Don't worry. This hasn't been our day for warm welcomes."

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Qui-Gon: "Secrets must be exposed when found. Detours must be taken when encountered. And if you are the one who stands at the crossroads or the place of concealment, you must never leave it to another to act in your place."

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"Are you an angel?" he asked quietly.
The girl stared. "What?"
"An angel." Anakin straightened a bit. "They live on the moons of Iego, I think. They are the most beautiful creatures in the universe. They are good and kind, and so pretty they make even the most hardened space pirates cry like small children."
She gave him a confused look. "I've never heard of angels," she said.
"You must be one of them," Anakin insisted. "Maybe you just don't know it."

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Anakin looked at Padme and the girl at him. Their laughter died away. The girl reached up to touch her hair self-consciously, but she did not divert her gaze.
"I'm going to marry you," the boy said suddenly.
There was a moment of silence, and she began laughing again, a sweet musucal sound he didn't mind at all. The creature who accompanied her rolled his eyes.
"I mean it," he insisted.
"You are an odd one," she said, her laughter dying away. "Why do you say that?"
He hesitated. "I guess because it's what I believe. . ."
Her smile was dazzling. "Well, I'm afraid I can't marry you. . ." She paused, searching her memory for his name.
"Anakin," he said.
"Anakin." She cocked her head. "You're just a little boy."
His gaze was intense as he faced her. "I won't always be," he said quietly.

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Anakin: "Fear attracts the fearful."

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Rereading the Star Wars Episode 1 book. XP

[Rae]

Me: “Love is what you believe it is.”

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Me: “Love is itchy.”

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Mum: “We spend so much time worrying about what they like we forget that we don’t necessarily like it.”

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Mum: “We think ‘oh, they like me so it’s meant to be’. And we don’t even think about if we like them. We think ‘it’s fate’ or ‘it’s written in the stars’ just cuz we like some guy or some friend, but we don’t think about why we should like them.”

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Mum and I talking about love and friendship.

[Rae]

“We have pod racers driving through our backyard.”

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Me on the traffic behind our house. XD