Quotes

[clairavance]

want.to.read.Rebellion! D:

[Rae]

DX I know. I'm sorry. T-T Would you like me to stop posting quotes from it until the story's done?

[Rae]

"You're really a blonde," she said, her tone just short of accusatory.

"And if you tell anyone, I will come to you in the night and smote your ever lasting soul."

Promise?

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"That's Slipper," she heard him say.

"Oh my gosh, he's gorgeous," Isobel murmured.

"She," Varen corrected.

Isobel drew closer to the bed, then perched on the edge, setting the Cokes and forks aside. She offered her hand to be sniffed, per proper cat ettiquette, which Slipper snubbed with a turn of her head.

"Don't let the elegance act fool you," Varen said, drawing out his notepad. "She farts."

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From Nevermore by Kelly Creagh. If you're a fan of Edgar Allan Poe, I really suggest it. It's like...a mix of Vampire Diaries and Forbidden Game with tons and tons of Poe thrown in. X3

[Rae]

One day…he won't be able to keep the charade up. One day, we will regret our decisions. Our trust. When that day comes, will we look to the heavens and ask God to save us? Will he? Why should he?

We put out fate in the hands of a devil and one day we will reap the bloody rewards.

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From Bitter.

[Rae]

The sounds of battle rose and fell around them as the plaza slowly emptied of the living. Blood soaked into the concrete, dying the plaza dark scarlet under the glow of the few working streetlamps. Dark shapes soared endlessly through the air, though none ever touched ground. It was a very…creepy feeling as an eerie silence eventually fell over the plaza, enveloping the children like molasses.

“Should we risk it?” Nero whispered, wanting to go home. Despite his bravado, he really wanted to be back at Kyrie and Credo’s house, eating dinner or perhaps being tucked into bed. The scent of death and demons made him feel sick and the humid air was cold, causing him to shiver.

Credo looked over to where Kyrie was shivering, curled up against a wall. She didn’t need to be out there still. The older boy started to stand and push the lid aside as a trio of demons made their way out of the plaza.

“Credo!” Kyrie gasped worriedly, pulling her brother back down and causing the planter to shake.

Only the shaking didn’t stop. The planter teetered a second before falling off its pedestal and crashing upside down on the cement. Kyrie’s scream and Nero’s yelp were cut off as dirt covered them. Credo, however, ignored this and attempted to find a way out.

The demons started towards them; their cloaks dragging on the ground and their red eyes staring straight ahead as they moved at a zombie-ish pace.

“Go,” Credo insisted, pushing the younger children toward a hole in the planter.

“No,” Kyrie whimpered, shaking her head as she realized what he was asking.

Nero froze, looking between them in the near absolute darkness. “What’s going on?”

“Nero, you need to take Kyrie and run, do you understand?” Credo asked, authority lacing his voice.

“You have to come with us,” his sister begged, tears welling up in the corners of her eyes as Nero nodded in confusion.

“I won’t fit,” the older boy told her. “You need to go. Find mom and dad and tell them what has happened. Alert the Order if you can.”

“But I want to stay with you.”

Credo helped Nero extract Kyrie and gave her an apologetic look. “I will find you, I promise. Go.”

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Since Marcus has stopped hiding word documents from me...here's more Rebellion quotes! =D Can I just say I cried when I reread through this? >_>

[Rae]

In times like these, he really felt like hitting Vergil with a stick or a big rock…or one of those abnormally large books he was always poring over. It wasn’t because Vergil had, for want of a better term, iced over again. It was ticking Dante off, because he was doing the big brother thing again. Deliberately keeping information from him because the elder son of Sparda thought he didn’t need to know…no matter the reason. Jackass.

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Bit from Dante Dreaming, chappie 2. You have no idea how much I wanted the next sentance to be, "And with that he picked up Vergil's book and threw it at his head." >_>

[Rae]

"Sleep claimed Harry, then he closed his eyes..." I did this in college a couple times and really freaked out my roommate.

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The Draconians believe Harry too easily. His uncle, was just killed, so what does he do, get revenge, NO get a mani/pedi with the former enemy, who also killed mum & dad (no big deal).

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JB staring at his brothers. BrotherSSSSS. Change it to the singular, at least until the twist is revealed. I was like where the bleep is Vergil, is he calling himself Pansy?

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My mum on parts of a story I was beta-ing. XD

[Rae]

'Dear Order,

Am still alive, as you may surmise from this note.

Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you. Quick, you'd better come and check. Charlie, send many dragons.

Also say hi to 'Mione, Gin, Luna, Nev and Ron for me. And everyone else except Dumbledore.

Love Harry.'"

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"'Dear Order,

Have lost my mind due to boredom. Mad-Eye, please come help me find it.

Love Harry.'"

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'Dear Order,

Still alive, see?

I'd like you to do me a favour, Professor Snape, if that's at all possible. I need you to convey a message to the Headmaster for me.

Tell him he sucks.

Love Harry'

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"'Dear Order,

Am hoping that you're all in good health, and that Professor Snape delivered my message to the Headmaster.'"

Kingsley paused as several members of his audience snickered.

"'I've been thinking. Would anyone mind terribly if I joined Voldemort? I get the feeling that he doesn't randomly leave people stuck in a house with the Dursleys for the entire summer with no contact with sentient human beings.

I'm sure he and I can work through our issues, and his little killing people thing.

Love Harry'"

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'Dear Tonks,

Will send my official 'Dear Order' letter in a few hours time, so send Hedwig back immediately.

I have a challenge for you.

Please spend the day looking like me but much paler, with tidier hair and red eyes. Try to follow Dumbles around, when and where possible.

Ta!

Love Harry'

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"'Dear Order,

I hope you're all enjoying Tommy's visit. You may be wondering where Tonks is. She's, uh, on holiday, for the day. Yeah.

Gin, sorry if Tommy startled you. Just so you all know, he'll be following the Headmaster around today.

Thanks 'Tommy'!


Love Harry.'"

Albus Dumbledore finally began to wonder at the wisdom of leaving Harry Potter to his own devices all summer.

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"'Dear Order,

Have died a tragic, terrible, messy death due to spontaneous self- combustion. Am writing this letter as a ghost. With my teeth. Quills taste funny. I would not recommend them as a snack.

Please come to my funeral. Headmaster, you're not invited. Someone make sure that Voldie gets an invite, though.

Am going to stop writing this letter now, because my jaw is aching, despite the fact that I'm a ghost. Hermione, don't poke logic-shaped holes in my reasoning.

Love Harry'."

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"'Dear Order,

I have now become a malformed skunk. Yes, skunk. Because someone forgot to tell Dudley Dursley that he is not a necromancer.

I am slightly confused. Why did Dudley bring me back to life?

Never mind.

Love Harry

PS. I could really use a glass of water. Got any to spare?'"

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"'Dear Order,

Have decided to stop making such a fuss about being an ex-ghost malformed skunk. I get the feeling that perhaps you don't all believe me to be telling the truth.

Instead, I shall angst. Feel the melodrama, people!

Oh woe is me! Oh woe is me! I used to have a Hamster Tree! But it was eaten by a newt, and now I have no cuddly fruit! Oh woe is me! Oh woe is me! I used to have a Hamster Tree!

Insert more angst and melodrama here. I am far too busy with my Potions essay to be emo any longer.

Love Harry'"

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Dear Order,

I have a question for you regarding the end of summer and my return to Hogwarts.

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

I think you get the idea.

Are we there yet?

Love Harry

PS. Are we there yet?

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"'Dear Order,

Are we there yet? Oops, wait, sorry, wrong letter. Been there, done that. Terribly sorry, I'm a tad distracted.

You see, I now have irrefutable proof that Crumple-Horned Snorkacks do, in fact, exist. There is one perched on my head.

Luna, I will never doubt you again. Feel free to lord it over Hermione all you want.

If I ever find my camera, I will take a photo. If not, I will just bring the Snorkack with me to Hogwarts.

Wow, all this excitement is leaving me a little parched. It's almost like being in a desert. You know the feeling?

Are we there ye – damn, that's a surprisingly hard habit to kick!

Love Harry

PS. For future reference, am still alive.'"

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"'Dear Order,

Good morning, all!

My Snorkack, Hubert, is a crafty little critter. Very inventive. Loves to dig.

Sorry if this letter arrives later than usual. I'm a little further away than I should be. Don't worry, I haven't left Privet Drive. Well, I don't think I have.

You see, like I said, Hubert loves to dig. He's digging a bottomless pit in the Dursley's front yard, and I'm afraid that I've fallen in.

Don't worry, as soon as she's done bringing you this letter, Hedwig is going to bring me some more rope – just like she brought me this parchment and my quill. I just hope that she remembers to attach it to something first this time…

Ah, pets are such troublesome things. I hope you're all enjoying the company of all the animals in Headquarters with you.

Love Harry

PS. My birthday is in two days. I expect gifts. Shiny ones. I also plan to celebrate. Alcohol here I come…'"

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Dear Order,

Ow. My head. Harry no like hangover.

Love Harry.

PS. Ron, thanks for the soup spoon. It's very shiny.
Snape, no thanks for the voodoo camel. You have serious issues. Stop picking on Elmer.
Fred, George, I'm sure you're both falling off the edge of your seats in anticipation…so I'll thank you guys last. Ha.
Molly, Arthur, thanks for the cake and pies and candy and vegetables and…other food…and for the disco ball. It looks great in my current location.
Professor McGonagall, I really appreciate you going to the trouble of buying my schoolbooks this year. I'd attempt to pay you back but I read the note you wrote in my Transfiguration text, so I'll just be grateful and say thank you and keep my spleen right where it is.
Sherbet lemons, shiny socks, a cake and a new set of robes…thanks, Headmaster. I will make use of everything you sent me – I'll eat the sweets and cake, I'll wear the socks, and I'll use these robes as a defence against Death Eaters someday – because no one can see electric blue robes with pineapples and bananas on them and remain unscarred.
Hermione, this new copy of Hogwarts: A History is fantastic – you realise that Ron and I have never read it before simply because you never let it out of your clutches, right? Now I can finally discover why you like it so much…has it got dirty pictures in it? Is that why?
Ooh, shiny…a shiny plant! Thanks Neville, you'll have to tell me all about it next time you see me. I'm sure that you have more information than what you put in your accompanying note.
Bill – love the pyramid pyjamas, particularly the way they twirl so hypnotically and send you right to slee…
…Okay, I'm back. Charlie, these dragon-hide gloves are the most awesome gloves I have ever owned, thanks!
Ginny, Tonks, I love you. This is the most fantastically hilarious collection of photographs I have ever seen. I really like the 'Tommy in bikini', 'Tommy Snogging Twin', 'Tommy Flirting with Many Weasley Males in Drag', and 'Tommy Doing Laundry in McGonagall's Green Tartan Dressing Gown' in particular.
Thanks for the hipflask, Mad-Eye, and thanks even more for filling it up. Ultimate thanks for sending those hangover potions as well – they were put to very good use.
Kingsley…um. Thanks for the cheese sandwich? It was great. And thanks for the new trunk; my old one just wasn't cool anymore.
Ah, Remus, what can I say? That is possibly the shiniest feather boa in existence, and it frightens me that you say it used to belong to Sirius. My father's sparkly shoes are no better. Are you trying to traumatise me? ...but thanks for the chocolate and my mother's locket. Insert sappy sentimental hug and tears here.
Luna…nice robe. I bet this is what all the fashionable Death Eaters are wearing this season.
Thanks, all. Love Harry, again.'

'PPS. Oh all right, Fred, George, I didn't forget you guys. Thank you, from the bottom of my slightly tipsy heart, for the firewhisky, the enchanted singing mice, the magical bubble-wrap, the Gryffindor coloured potions set (which I will definitely be using if I get into Snape's potions class), the plethora of fake wands and, most of all, for the owl-cohol. Hedwig loves the stuff. I hope I won't have to send her to AAA meetings.

Third time's the charm, Love Harry,

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From Dear Order by SilverWolf7007. X3

[Rae]

Me: "*does double take at DVD stand* You put Twilight in with the horror movies? *amused*"
Mum: "*grins* I was wondering when you'd notice that."

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Ah...I lubs my mum. X3

[Rae]

Vergil pushed Dante over, reversing their positions. He stared at his twin for a long while as though contemplating something.

“What’re you gonna do, Verge?” Dante purred. What do you want?

The elder twin remained quiet. He leaned in slightly then stopped as though this…situation needed to be reevaluated.

“Cuz with the way you look, I keep thinking you’re either gonna beat the shit out of me or kiss me,” Dante added, subconsciously licking his lips.

Vergil froze, a scowl forming on his face. Without a sound, he punched him.

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Bit from See and Seem.

[Rae]

Does it count as incest if you name your dog after your sibling then proceed to make out with it?

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Marcus.... -headwall-

[raven1972]

Oct 5, 2010 5:48:08 GMT 7 Rae said:

Me: "*does double take at DVD stand* You put Twilight in with the horror movies? *amused*"
Mum: "*grins* I was wondering when you'd notice that."

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Ah...I lubs my mum. X3

Padfoot I agree with your mum that movie is a Horror story

[Rae]

It looked like a man, tall and wearing armor. Like a knight. A large sword rested in one of his hands, glittering with dark blood as his glowing eyes surveyed her through his horned helmet. And something inside the girl knew he had saved her. She didn’t care why, or what any of his reasoning was, the fact alone made her stare in awe.

For a long time they remained that way. They watched each other, anticipating the other’s next move.

The girl wanted to move, to run and find her parents. Her eyes flicked towards the nearest exit, and she knew she’d never make it. He may have saved her, but something in her mind told her this man was far from human. And it seemed he didn’t want to fight. At least not for now.

Kyrie hesitated then got up and walked over to him. He watched her, head slightly tilted as he extended his hand. The girl looked down. She didn’t want to go where ever he might be taking her, but he’d saved her.... Kyrie placed her hands in his and in a flash, they were gone.

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From Rebellion. I don't know why...but I find Nelo Angelo and six-year-old Kyrie to be adorable together....

[Rae]

Mundus: swore he'll get his revenge
Sparda: @mundus: keep dreaming
Dante: @mundus: Didn't I kill you?
Mundus: @sparda: *raspberries*
Mundus: Dante: Haven't you heard of sequels?
Joker: Dante: Fooled you!
Dante: WTF?!
Vergil: Arkham? *draws Yamato* That better not be you.
Sparda: @vergil: Who's Arkham?
Sparda: @mundus: *stabs*
Nevan: @sparda: I miss you, you handsome devil
Nevan: Dante: I wish you were here
Eva(older): @sparda: Who's this Nevan, honey
Dante: @nevan: =DDD With you in a moment.
Sparda: @nevan: ....
Eva: @gus: I don't wanna do math!
Eva: @atty: Let's throw the homework into the fireplace
Gus: @eva: But math is important. :/
Atty: @eva: =D Okay!
Eva: has burnt her math textbook
Eva: Ooopsie
Eva: @atty: How did that happen?
Eva: TOMTOM! *chases after muse muse*
Marie: @gus, Atty: I think we will be having a funeral tonight
Vergil: Doesn't want to pay for that.
Vergil: @selena: We need to get fireproof books.
Gus: @marie: @_@ Why?
Atty: @eva: ...it slipped? >_> *wonders where Tomtom is*
Tomtom: HELP! *flails*
Selena: @vergil: Way ahead of you
Erin: Dante: Pizza's here
Marie: @gus: Tomtom's gonna die for hijacking Eva's account
Eva: @atty: No D= It was Tomtom
Eva (older): has finished threatening Nevan
Erin: Dante: Who's Nevan?
Nevan: @sparda: *blows kisses*
Eva (older): Grrrrrrrrrrrrr... Sparda!
Gus: @marie: Wait...how did Tomtom hijack the account? @_@
Atty: @eva: D:
Sparda: Is staying out of this.
Eva (older): has grabbed Sparda by the collar
Sparda: @nevan: Go back to Temen-ni-Gru. -_-
Sparda: @eva: please calm down.
Dante: Has pizza.
Dante: =DDD Hello, lover. *noms*
Dante: @erin: Er...some...chick?
Dante: @nevan: Or you could come over here?
Marie: @gus: Aunt Basil thought it would be cute to get him a blackberry too
Aiden: WHERE'S MY PHONE!
Marie: @gus: Or not...
Eva: @atty: Catch Tomtom!
Eva: @sparda: Grandpa? *wonders why grandpa asked her to calm down*
Eva (older): has left the house
Nevan: @sparda: *glomps*
Nevan: Dante: Okay *saucy winks*
Lady: Dante: Pizza?!?! Where's the money you owe me?
Ron: is on date with Amelia
Ruc: @ron: Isn't Amelia your mum
Ron: @ruc: I'm telling Lura
Ruc: @ron: ....
Selena: is cooking with Vergil
Gus: @marie: Uh-oh.
Gus: @aiden: I think I know where it is.
Atty: Has tackled Tomtom.
Atty: Lizards hurt. XP
Sparda: Is chasing after his wife. bbt.
Dante: =D This night can't get any better.
Dante: ...I take it back...it just got worse.
Dante: @lady: Er...I'll...have it to you tomorrow?
Trish: @lady: Did you check his boots?
Marcus: Chocolate eggs.... X3
Vergil: is putting out a stove fire.
Marie: @gus: Why are we tweeting when we are in the same room?
Tomtom: shuffle shuffle
Aiden: has his sword out and ready to kill Tomtom
Eva: @aiden: D= Tomtom! *cries*
Aiden: @eva: ^.^; *panicks* I'm kidding
Lady: found a wad of cash in Dante's boots
Lady: @trish: Shall I bring the other side too?
Selena: is now finding new ways to use the table
Erin: @selena, Vergil: TMI
Selena: @erin: Shut up! ^.^*
Erin: has been flamed
Eva (older): is shouting at Sparda
Mundus: @sparda: Problems with the wifey? *winks*
Gus: @marie: No idea...our logic baffles me. :/
Gus: Finally got his book! =D
Gus: Is leaving.
Atty: @aiden: Dude! Don't kill him! D:
Trish: @lady: Definitely. =D We can go shopping.
Dante: Is miserable.
Dante: Has just found a bottle of gin. =D
Dante: This night might be looking better!
Vergil: @selena: You realizes our children may be reading this, right?
Sparda: Feels awkward.
Sparda: @eva (older): D: I'm sorry!
Sparda: @mundus: You're point being? *glare*
Marie: following Gus
Marie: Butterfly!
Aiden: @atty: Chill bro... I'm just getting by phone back
Eva: @aiden: Then how did you tweet?
Aiden: using Anna's phone
Eva: @aiden: Oh
Lady: has gone shopping with Trish
Lady: took Dante's bottle of Gin along
Selena: @vergil: We are only making cupcakes
Selena: has burnt the latest batch of cupcakes
Selena: has killed the person who retweeted that
Selena: @vergil: love you *smirks*
Eva (older): @sparda: How long have you known Nevan? ^.^*
Eva (older): is booking a plane ticket
Mundus: @sparda: How did you overthrow me when you can't handle your wife? *laughs*
Marie: is walking along the ceiling with Gus
Marie: realizes she and Gus are walking upside down
Gus: seems to have his blackberry glued to his fingers. D@mn it.
Atty: @aiden: Oh. ^^; Hey, I got that new Halo game. Wanna play?
Atty: @eva: You can play, too. =D
Trish: Is so charging this to Dante's shop.
Vergil: @selena: Perhaps...but it sounded...different. *finds this awkward*
Vergil: Why are we tweeting the people next to us?
Dante: F*cking b*tches.
Sparda: @eva(older): 2000 years...but we never did anything! I swear!
Sparda: @mundus: Hell hath no fury like wife scorned.
Gus: Is confused.
Gus: @marie: How did we get here?
Trish: @lady: Is Dante talking about us? @_@
Marie: I think we were already upside down
Marie: @gus: Oh... did the trick work?
Aiden: @atty: Be right over! Gonna bring my Dead Rising 2
Eva: @atty: Yay! *glomps*
Eva: @atty: Mummy saw Uncle Dante swearing
Selena: has set Dante's coat on fire
Selena: has sent another fireball at him
Selena: is back in the kitchen
Selena: @vergil: it was *shifty eyes*
Eva (older): @sparda: I thought you said you won't hide anything from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lady: has bought a new Gucci bag
Lady: Dante: Thanks Dante
Erin: Dante: Shall call for an ambulance?
Zecher: Dante: What's cooking? Dante a la King?
Dion: Dante: I hate to say this but I agree with her for once
Selena: @dion: Don't agree with me!
Dion: @selena: Brat!
Selena: @dion: .... (continues for 15 min till Dion's phone ran out of battery)
Mundus: @sparda: Revenge! Muahahahaa
Nevan: I love my devil *hint hint*
Eva (older): ........
Gus: Wondering why he's not falling.
Gus: @marie: What trick? @_@
Atty: Is about to kick supernatural @ss.
Atty: Hope mom didn't read that.
Vergil: Wonders what's wrong with just talking to people.
Vergil: I never thought I'd type that. :/
Vergil: @selena: Please don't kill my brother...or we may have to have a...discussion. >_>
Sparda: Has just blocked Nevan.
Sparda: @eva(older): I'm sorry. =( Please forgive me, my love?
Dante: Hates his life.
Dante: @vergil @sparda: Why can't we ever just f*cking die?
Trish: Loves Dior.
Trish: And Valentino on that guy.... *posts picture*
Nero: Wonders what just happened.
Nero: @trish: Why do you have a picture of my butt?
Trish: Could die.
-a while later-
Selena: no post in the last 45 minutes
Eva: @atty: Mummy and Papa are missing again... =S
Aiden: @atty @eva: Let's keep playing
Marie: @gus: I think we are free falling
Lady: @trish: Did you manage to delete the pic?
Erin: didn't mean to enter Selena's bedroom without knocking
Erin: has left DS
Erin: is afraid of dying
Eva (older): no post in the last 1 hour
Tomtom: is eating Atty's secret stash of cookies with Stevie
Tomtom: O.o
Atty: Wonders why @erin is blushing. :/
Atty: @eva: They'll show up...I hope.
Atty: @aiden: I think you just killed me.
Trish: @lady: No. How do you delete this stupid thing?
Dante: Wonders why everyone is getting some but him.
Marcus: Dante: TMI. XD
Gus: Dante: What? @_@
Atty: Dante: Huh? @_@ (posted at the same time at Gus)
Atty: Wondering how Tomtom knows how to type.
Rae: So this is what my muses do all day.... Great.
Rae: Dante: You're a perve.
Vergil: @rae Dante: Seconded.
Selena: Dante: Leaping to conclusion much *smirks*
Erin: laughing... just realized what she saw
Marie: *accidentally retweeted Dante's previous comment*
Ruc: Dante: WHY did you tweet that?
Dion: Dante: Fool! There are children on this site
Bartho: Dante: I'm sorry but I think that wasn't age appropriate
Philippe: @shade: I have your pies ready
Philippe: Dante: Interesting comment (overlapping Dion and Bartho's post)
Tomtom: has fingers
Tomtom: can type
Eva: @tomtom: Very funny Ron
Ron: @eva: XD
Anna: @ron: You never go grow do you?
Ron: @anna: Caught red handed... ^^;
Basil: @rae: Now I wonder what happens if this goes out ... *tweeting Comma's muses*
Erin: @selena: Why did you do that?
Selena: @erin: We had to
Dante: @selena: Was refering to @marcus. >_>
Dante: @ruc: Why? Jealous, much? XD
Dante: @dion @bartho: Chill out, dudes...'s not like they got it, anyway....
Dante: @marie: Why did you retweet that?
Dante: @philippe: ^^;
Dante: Overwhelmed with tweets.
Dante: Found his spare bottle of vodka.
Dante: @vergil: Wanna join me?
Vergil: Dante: No.
Vergil: Tired....
Shade: =D Pie!
Shade: @philippe: Thnx! I love you. X3
Shade: @philippe: Er...in the friend, way. ^^;
Gus: @selena: What happened? @_@
Atty: Just died...again.
Rae: @basil: What if what goes out?
Rae: @basil: Oh, how are they? =D *waves at Comma's muses*
Rae: Blonde moment.
Basil: @rae: The convo log... *winks* I think other muses will like it
Selena: @gus: Your father helped me rearranged the bed
Erin: @selena: Wait... that bed wasn't there before!
Erin: @selena: ..... don't tell me.... *doesn't want to know*
Marie: Dante: Retweet?
Philippe: @shade: I understand *inserts laugh emote*
Dion: Dante: (long tirade that continues for 4 full posts)
Bartho: Dante: I'll let Dion do the talking
Ruc: Dante: (also spamming 3 posts at a time)
Selena: @vergil: Shall we go?
Aiden: has just saved Atty
Eva: watched both brothers die o.O
Eva: @aiden @atty: What happened?
Marie: Thinks the floor is soft
Zecher: has drank every last drop of Dante's vodka
Zecher: Dante: *hic* Thanks man
Rae: @basil: I see. >=)
Gus: @selena: I see.... ;
Dante: Is going to sic Nevan on the next person who drinks his alcohol or berates him. And then is going to kill them.
Vergil: Is keeping opinions to himself.
Vergil: Why am I talking in the third person?
Vergil: @selena: Let's.
Shade: @philippe: Okay. ^^; Oh, I found you a new meat source! =D
Atty: @eva: Precussion grenade. :/
Gus: @marie: Wanna climb a tree?
Sparda: Is back...sorta.
Eva (older): Is still fuming but mollified
Selena: left with Vergil
Philippe: @shade: That's good news! Where?
Marie: @gus: I'm waiting for you XD
Eva: has found another katana
Eva: has hidden the box of grenades
Aiden: has retrieved the box of grenades
Eva: is chasing Aiden
Ron: has stolen the box
Ruc: @aiden @atty @eva: Aren't you suppose to do your homework?
Nevan22829932: has added Sparda
Mundus: is planning to change the past
Eva: @mundus: You can't change the past unless... you have a pair of box
Basil: @mundus: she meant paradox
Aiden: @mundus: Cut with the drama!
Mundus: hates kids
Sparda: Loves his wife. But hates when she yells.
Shade: @philippe: Here! *posts picture with headline of mutant zombie squirrels*
Gus: @marie: Ooops. ^^;
Atty: Has just shot Aiden.
Atty: @aiden: Sorry, bro. >_<
Sparda: Is about to kill Nevan22829932.
Sparda: @mundus: Good luck with that.:/ Isn't your birthday tomorrow?
Sparda: @eva @basil: Why are you telling him this?
Mundus: @eva: Wait... aren't you Sparda's granddaughter?
Mundus: @eva: I'm coming to kill you
Sparda: Sometimes agrees with Mundus.
Sparda: @mundus: Don't touch her or I'll tell everyone about Candy.
Basil: @sparda: o.O I don't know
Vergil: Has just had his veiws of his father severely shaken.
Dante: Is drunk. Ish.
Mundus: is emoing in the corner
Aiden: @atty: Nice head shot... no problem
Philippe: @shade: They look divine!
Eva (older): Loves Sparda too
Selena: is comforting Vergil
Eva: has deleted Mundus
Marie: has sent Mundus a computer virus
Marie: I didn't do that
Ron: I did
Marie: o.O
Mundus: is offline
Basil: is scared of Ron
Basil: @rae: Who's Candy?
Rae: Is wondering how Mundus got a computer in the first place.
Vergil: Is happy...for the most part.
Trish: Just found a demon next. =D
Shade: @philippe: =D I'm glad you approve.
Sparda: Is hungry. And tired.
Sparda: @eva(older): Time for bed?
Rae: @basil: I...have no idea. :/
Rae: Ow.
Dante: Thinks Rae needs to learn how to not walk into herself when there's two of her.
Rae: Dante:
Trish: *nest.
Atty: @trish: FAIL! XD
Atty: @aiden: Ok.
Atty: Hopes Eva wasn't the one who just shot him.
Basil: thinks Mundus should invest in a Mac computer
Ron: knows how to hack a Mac computer
Selena: is cuddling Vergil
Erin: was just knocked out by Selena
Eva (older): Just saw Selena and Vergil's posts
Eva (older): is lecturing the couple
Selena: is brooding
Basil: wants to know if Rae is okay
Eva: didn't shoot Atty
Eva: wonders who spawned the gun wielding zombie
Eva: disconnected Ruc's wireless controller
Ruc: is emoing in the corner with Mundus
Marie: is on mount Everest with Gus
Marie: wonders how they got there
Dante: Willing to bet Verge just figured out Vectoria's secret.
Vergil: Is going to kill Dante.
Vergil: @eva(older): Mother, please be calm. >_<
Rae: Is fine.
Rae: Knows how to hack Ron's computer. >_>
Atty: Might have spawned the zombie.
Gus: Accidentally over estimated his teleportation.
Gus: Help? Someone?
Marcus: Is antagonizing Mundus because he can. >D
Kai: Is wondering how Erin tweeted while unconscious.
Kai: Is baking brownies.
Selena: Dante: So you just admit to putting those magazines under Vergil's pillow?
Eva (older): Dante: What magazines?
Ron: worried *wonders how Rae knows*
Basil: o.O didn't know Rae was a hacker
Eva: @gus: Should I tell Mummy?
Aiden: @gus: On my way bro
Amelia: is torturing her latest captive
Amelia: has seen the eyeball fall into the stew she's serving for dinner
Amelia: has added tomatos into the stew to make it redder
Ron: is eating takeout tonight
Tomtom: just won the lottery
Eva: O.o jackpot?
Tomtom: has a million dollar cheque
Beatrice says:
Dante: @selena: What magazines?
Dante: @amelia: Hi.
Dante: @eva(older): Er...I didn't do it, ma.
Dante: Is a little distracted by the luscious Danielle. =DDDD
Dante: @eva: Jackpot is d@mn right. XD
Vergil: Is headed over to kill Dante right now.
Rae: @ron: What're you eating?
Rae: @ron: You're password's easy.... >_>
Rae: @basil: Usually only hacks her own com when she forgets thepassword
Rae: Ran out of typing space. Fail.
Gus: @aiden: Thank you.
Gus: @eva: No, we'll be back shortly.
Atty: Was killed by zombie. T-T
Marcus: Dante is a perve....
Kai: @amelia: You should add a little cocoa powder to balance out the acidity.
Amelia: @kai: Thanks *does so*
Amelia: Dante: Did you like the magazines? Have to admit the photography is superb...
Amelia: Dante: You owe me $530
Selena: Dante: Not funny.... it was a signed copy
Eva (older): Dante: Son, I think we need to talk
Eva: is back with ice cream
Eva: wonders what happened to Gus, Aiden and Marie
Aiden: has brought Gus and Marie back
Ron: is sharing pizza with his siblings
Ron: has changed his passwords
Ron: @rae: Pizza =D
Amelia: has found a finger in the stew
Amelia: has fed it to her cat
Eva: has just killed the zombie attacking Atty
Dante: Everyone wants money from me.... D:
Dante: @amelia: =D Nice photos. I thought I paid you? *headscratch*
Dante: Is leaving town.
Vergil: Has just stabbed Dante through the stomach.
Gus: Is not hungry anymore.
Atty: PIZZA!
Atty: @eva: =D Thanks! You're the best big sis EVER!!!
Rae: Is wondering where Nero is.
Rae: @ron: =D Yum.
Kai: @amelia: You're welcome. ^_^ You have a cat?
Gus: @aiden: Thank you.
Dante: Has just shot Vergil.
Amelia: Dante: You didn't
Amelia: Dante: Monopoly money doesn't count
Amelia: @kai: It's a stray
Ron: @rae: =P I can't agree more
Selena: is watching the twins fight
Selena: is holding a frying pan
Eva: @atty: ^^ Np!
Aiden: @gus: No problem bro... just don't go to the Sahara desert next time
Mundus: is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mundus: @sparda: Where are you?
Erin: Dante: Careful! Selena has a nasty backhand...
Gus: @aiden: What's wrong with the Sahara?
Dante: is afk-ish.
Vergil: Is going to cut out Dante's heart. Don't try to stop me. -_- Brb.
Atty: Thinks everyone should have a pizza party.
Rae: @atty: =D I'll bring ice cream.
Rae: Ice cream hurts when it falls on your toes....
Sparda: Is writing.
Sparda: @mundus: Here. XP
Sparda: @vergil: Dante: @eva(older): What's going on?
Selena: has morning sickness again
Erin: thinks Selena is expecting another kid
Selena: thinks Erin better shut up
Eva: @atty @gus: Is Aunt Erin joking?
Marie: @atty: I'll bring the chips
Aiden: @gus: It's too hot for me
Aiden: @gus: I don't want a tann
Mundus: @sparda: Want to head to the pub?
Dion: @selena @vergil: You two better not be expecting another brat... I was wrong!
Selena: @dion: ..... shut up please
Basil: confirms that Erin was just being Erin
Basil: confirms that Erin was joking
Sparda: @mundus: Sure. *could use a drink...or ten*
Vergil: Is going to kill Dion...right after he kills Dante.
Gus: @aiden: Oh. ^^ I see. I don't want a tan, either. XP
Gus: @eva: I hope so.
Gus: Doesn't want a brother or sister.
Atty: @basil: What was the joke?
Gus: Just realized how that sounds. >_< Didn't meant it that way.
Atty: @marie: @rae: Can we get dip and soda, too?
Rae: @basil: I hope she was. XP
Trish: Is bored.
Trish: @lady: Still there?
Lady: is filming Dante being killed
Mundus: is at the pub with Sparda
Selena: is resting
Eva: @gus: It's okay *hugs*
Basil: @atty: I think so...
Basil: @atty: Ask your father?
Marie: @atty: I'll bring the dip
Basil: @rae: me too!
Lady: @trish: Want a manicure?
Dante: Doesn't want to be an organ donor. D:
Vergil: Has decided to spare Dante...for now.
Vergil: Is hunting down Dion.
Dante: Has teamed up with Vergil. Go team?
Atty: @basil: Okay?
Atty: Can't find his dad.
Atty: @selena: Mom, what was so funny about Aunt Erin's joke?
Atty: @marie: =D *insert highfive emote here*
Rae: @atty: I'll get soda, then? :/
Rae: @basil: XP
Trish: @lady: Yes, please. XP Wanna head out to that nest afterward?
Sparda: Hates vodka. Likes beer. And wine. Wonders why the bartender doesn't know this.
Selena: @atty: It wasn't ...
Selena: @atty: Don't disturb me for now...
Selena: doesn't want to go to the kitchen
Basil: @rae: low blood sugar XP
Marie: @atty: =D
Dion: showing Vergil and Dante just how powerful Gus can become in the future
Gus: Has cleaned up the kitchen.
Atty: Confused. And hungry.
Mundus: has bribe the bartender to give Sparda vodka
Eva: is reading the back of the pancake mix box
Dante: Has shot Dion.
Vergil: Is about to cut off her head.
Sparda: @mundus: You know I can see that, don't you? :/
Atty: @eva: What's so fascinating about pancakes?
Gus: Stevie looks creepy at night....
Rae: @basil. I see. XP
Vergil: I meant Dion's head.
Dante: @vergil: FAIL! XDDDD
Atty: @vergil: Fail! (posted at the same time as Dante)
Gus: My family is immature....
Basil: rofls
Dion: has used psychic blast
Dion: has caused the entire city to blackout
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[Rae]

Nevan: Well, hello, sugar.
Bartho: If you want an A, my answer is NO.
Ruc: I don't think she wants an A...

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