Corrupt a Wish

[Frappe]

Granted, but later on, everyone misses what war was like then starts shooting each other for the fun of it.

I wish I could visit other countries

[temaire]

Granted, but they are war bound countries and in your trail death fallows

I wish food was never a problem

[Frappe]

Granted, but you get too much food then you get too fat, and you can barely move off your chair now

I wish I could drive a car

[temaire]

Granted but someone crashes into you

I wish the world turned unexpectedly

[Κομμα]

Granted, but then we all fell into outer space

I wish I could go back to sleep.

[Frappe]

granted, but you wouldn't want to get up anymore after that

I wish to become a millionaire

[Veritas Unae]

Granted, but the millions of dollars are in 5 cent pieces and you are swamped by coins which eventually leads you to be crushed under the weight of over 20 million 5 cent pieces.

I wish I knew how to integrate sin^3 2x.

[Frappe]

Granted, but you won't be able to integrate anything else

I wish I could climb walls like in Prince of Persia

[temaire]

granted but now you are he and stuck in the movie

I wish the sky would literally rained cats and dogs

[Riecharus]

Granted but then we would need to buy sturdier umbrellas which cost exponentially more causing the already teetering economy to topple and the world as we know it would end.

I wish I had pointed ears.

[Frappe]

Granted, then everyone calls you peter pan or santa's little helper

I wish I could teleport

[Rae]

Granted, but you can't control it and frequently end up in embarassing situations.

I wish I had magical/demonic powers.... >_>

[temaire]

you get them but the overpower you and you lose your mind

i wish there where no crapy tv shows

[Frappe]

Granted, now all tv shows are gone

I wish I could make food magically appear on my table

[temaire]

granted but now it is tastless because it is made out of air

i wish i had wings