Akino's Designated Area

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Looks like the Schitzo's being schitzo again, she's making me type up my own freaking profile.... Apparently it'll be more "personal" that way and people will get a "better look at what I'm like." Pfft. Just for this, I'm not going to do it yet. That'll show her.

But then again, I do like talking about myself, so... hmm. Dilemma, anyone?

*kicked*

All RIGHT, I'll get on with it, dammit! *grumbles*

I should totally do something to get her banned, but I'm not going to, because I happen to LIKE RPing. So... huh. How to start this. Would it be easier just to do one of those list things? *shrugs*


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Name: Akino. Seriously, had that not already been estalished?

Race: Shinigami. In other words, I can kill you with a few penstrokes. So don't mess with me. *snortoflaughter* Quit interrupting me, you're the one making me do this! *grumbles*

Age: Shinigami don't "do" age. I've existed for around 14 billion years, if that's what you mean. Been around since shortly after the beginning of the Universe.

Appears: Like in human years? I'unno. Around twenty?

Appearance: Screw this, I'll just hijack this part from Schitzo's other journal.
- Half skeletal (left side), half-humanoid (right side)
- Mid-length, rather messy black hair covering both sides of head, skeletal and humanoid.
- Skin of left side is a very pale skin-tone with a gray tint. Bones on left side are the color of coal.
- Eye on right side with is primarily red (where humans' eyes would be white), with black iris and pupil. "Eye" on left (skeletal) side is a glowing red light in the eye socket.
- Jaw made up of sharp, fang-like teeth on top and bottom, both left and right side.
- Wears a black trench coat over t-shirt/jeans/combat boots.
- Two wings from each shoulder, both skeletal and the same coal-color of his skeletal side, with the structure of large bat wings.
That should cover it, right? I think so.

Personality: Why do I even have to do this part? I thought this was supposed to show through me making this profile. I could do this part! *begins ticking them off* Whiny, bratty, annoying, asshole-ish-- Okay, point taken...

Well, I'm sarcastic. That's a start. I'm considered to exhibit more "human emotion" than regular Shinigami since I'm more or less a prototype. I guess you could say I'm stubborn, I can argue anyone into subbmission. @.@ Anyone? Yes, anyone, shut up. *smirk* *rolls eyes* ANYWAY. Yeah, that's all I'm doing. I might add more in later.

Likes: Uh... green apples? And cacti. Cacti are amazing. For more reasons than you even know. I'm also fond of torture. And other types of violence. And I love arguing. Movies and manga, books when I'm in a slightly more refined mood, explosives are fun, especially homemade ones... apple cider is the greatest thing anyone ever thought of. And, of course, I love killing the Schitzo's OCs in fanfics.

Dislikes: As much as I like violence, I actually don't like killing people, but it's kind of a drawback of my job. I also hate D, Harpi, and Janus. They can all burn together in hell. AND I HATE PEOPLE TRYING TO DO WEIRD THINGS TO MY HAIR. *shudders from remembering Playground thread on TMB* Videogames and cute things are the root of all evil. Shun them. SHUN them. Kids aren't exactly on my good list either, they annoy the crap out of me. And I also don't like new muses moving in on my territory and have been known to kill them before. As a warning. In other words, he's overprotective of me -_-' Hence why all of my muses are immortal or close to it. He's killed the rest. I'm not protective, I just don't permit new Muses unless they're made by me, being that I'm the one in charge. Exactly. Overprotective. I'm not--! *seethes* Whatever, moving on.

I don't like most books, I mentioned I do like some occasionally, but they just bore me for the most part... and that pretty much sums it up.

Fears: Fears? HAH! I fear nothing. He's afraid of Barbies! ^_^ Am not, I just-- And robots-- Wait a minute, I-- *pushes him away from keyboard* I'll do this part since he's too pompous to admit he's afraid of anything. He's dead scared of being replaced because, unfortunately for me, he actually does care about me, which means I'm pretty much stuck with him. He's also afraid of chains and caves and other small enclosed areas, which I'm not going into, he can if he wants to. And, yes, robots and barbies. He used to be afraid of technology on the whole, but he's gotten over that. He's afraid of nonexistance and the Shigami King as well. Okay. *gives him back the laptop* Freaking... *grumbles*

Uh... just ignore all that strike-throughed stuff. The important thing is that I FEAR NOTHING. *attempts to do Jedi Hand Wave* *fails* : No one asked you!

History: There's no way I'm telling anyone about my past. I already let Schitzo post the whole thing on TMB and I'm regretting that now, so don't bother asking. *deathglare* [sarcasm]Oh, how threatening.[/sarcasm] Again, Schitzo, NO ONE FREAKING ASKED YOU.

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That should sum it up. Yeah. And without asking for permission, I'm turning this thread into my own personal journal-type-thing. ... I was going to offer to let you do that anyway... ... Shut up! >_<

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I've discovered the most amazing drink ever created. It's... like... apples in a bottle. Sort of like cider that doesn't get me drunk and make me do stupid things that Schitzo can use as blackmail against me later. It's just f---ing AWESOME.

Anyway, my plans for getting her writing more have officially backfired. Yeah, sucks. The characters from The King's Note, a Death Note story I'VE been working on for the past few years, that I materialized to bug her into working on the rewrite again, are now Muses. And I can't exactly kill them because of a deal I made awhile back, that as long as they're my creations, they can be Muses. Well, I'll correct that statement now: As long as they're my creations and I specifically state that they were created for the purpose of being Muses, they can be Muses.

I won't make this mistake again -_-' On the other hand, now Schitzo has... well, there's me, old guy, bitch, asshole, and sociopath, and now these three. So eight? Yeah, she now has eight of us to pester her into writing more, so maybe this'll work out for the better? Let's hope so.

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You have no idea how much I hate the internet right now.

=[ Why?

*deathglare*

=\ Oh well. Picture! ^_^
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First, you just have to sort of IMAGINE that the demon-dude is half skeletal and has red eyes... well, one red eye and one glowing red orb in an empty eye socket. Then the wings don't actually have any kind of flesh on them, they're entirely bone. Hair should be a little bit longer, skin should be a bit more grayish. And overall, he should be quite a bit taller. As Akino's probably over 7'5" tall.

*deathglare*

What?

... *deathglare*

@.@ Okay, I'll be running away now. *does so*