D isn 't allowed to do his own profile.

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I've locked him in a box of Alpha-Bits Cereal. He was planning to send subliminal messages through his profile in an attempt to control the minds of all those who read it. Probably wouldn't have worked, but... better safe than sorry, I say.

So, I'll just be copying/pasting his profile from elsewhere.

Name:

• D

Age:

• Well... how long has the alphabet been around for?

Appears to be:

• I don't know, how am I supposed to tell how old a letter looks?

Race:

• Letter/Typo Demon

Appearance:

• He looks... like the letter D.
  
• With arms.
  
• And hands with Mickey-mouse gloves.
  
• And legs and boots.
  
• And weird frog-eyes.
  
• With evil eyebrows.
  
• And a mouth.
  
• And a red cape with the letter "D" on it.

Personality:

• Weird
  
• Bent on "worlDomination"
  
• Narcissistic
  
• Thinks he's superior to everyone
  
• Afflicted with delusions of grandeur
  
• May possibly be schizophrenic
  
• PSYCHO.

Likes:

• World domination
  
• Enslavement of mankind
  
• Talking to Cheerioes and alphabet soup
  
• Finding ways to fit the capital letter D into words it doesn't go in.
  
• Causing his writer to do typos with the capital letter D
  
• Speaking in a crumby Shakespearean accent
  
• Crackfics
  
• Caffeine
  
• Annoying people

Dislikes:

• Numbers
  
• The letter T
  
• Democracy
  
• Things that make even an ounce of sense
  
• People not paying him attention
  
• People who don't take him seriously

Fears:

• He says he fears nothing. We'll just go with that to avoid complication.

Brief History (as much as he's willing to tell me):

I... I don't even know. My most frequent typo is capitalizing the letter D on the end of words that end with D. Me and one of my friends came up with the concept of "typo demons," and determined that D was mine, and he developed himself into a crackfic Muse because he's just that much more powerful than me. I fear for the world and his plans of dominating it. I really do.

There we go. That should do. And don't worry, I have NO intentions of EVER letting him RP on this site. This is just for reference purposes.

EDIT: Heh... *nervous laugh* My intentions changed and he is RPing on this site, but rest assured I WON'T let him out of the Alpha-Bits box! ^^'