What Happens To MSN When.... (DMC)

[Rae]

So...Raven and I were on MSN earlier and got really, really bored. We started talking about DMC sims that I have and I somehow ended up showing him this. Which led us to the following amusing conversation (this will make even less sense if you don't see the pic *points back at link*):

Dante: "*drunk and/or high**kissing Vergil*"

Vergil: "Get the f*ck off me!"

Dante: "B-but...YOU TASTE LIKE PIZZA!"

Vergil: "*struggling until he gets free* What possessed you to do that?"

Dante: "*glomps and snuggles Vergil* You're cuddly. *licks*"

Vergil: "Cuddly? I'll show you cuddly. *reaches for his weapons*"

Dante: "*holds onto Vergil tighter* Extremely cuddly. *fails to notice his brother reaching for his weapons as he snuggles him*"

Vergil : "*grabs Yamato then throws Dante off of him and charges at him* If you want to cuddle, Then cuddle with Yamato!"

Dante: "*notices Yamato and pouts as he reaches for Ebony* You don't have to stab me, you know.... *muttersGeez,Ican'tevenhugmybrothermutters*"

Vergil: "*catches what Dante mumbled* hugging i don't mind..... but what you were doing is unacceptable!!! If you agree to stop and never to it again we can avoid comming to blows but if not...."

Dante: "*stops just as he grabs ahold of his gun* Eh. *starts shooting at Vergil*"

Vergil : "*rolls to his left avoiding the gun fire then charges at Dante* your gonna pay for that! *slashes at Dante's gun hand*"

Dante: "*smirks* That all you've got? *dodges Yamato and resumes shooting at Vergil*"

Vergil: "Hardly! *does a back flip out of the line of fire then slashes at Dante's chest* you have made me angry .... bad move...."

Dante: "*shrugs* What brothers are for and all that. *shoots Vergil in the wrist**runs away*"

Vergil: "*gets hit in the wrist and drops Yamato and grabs his wounded wrist calling Dante many unflattering things as he does so* Dante! you will pay for this you bastard!"

Dante: "*goes and gets a strawberry sundae*"

(LOL XD nice Dante gets ice cream and Vergil gets shot XD)

(LOL XD *thinks it's amusing* I never said Vergil couldn't. XD)

The end. XD
(Btw, Raven (blue) was Vergil, and I (red) was Dante. XD We really did sound messed up. XD If any of this needs to be taken down, I'll do it....)

[WriterApprentice]

Oh Lord, what kind of chemicals or supernatural creatures have made you spawn this? XD

[Rae]

Hahaha. XD Boredom, Writer. Boredom. XD

I have the strange feeling that there will be more of these....

[comma]

Everyone knows that boredom is the strongest hallucinogenic chemical in existence, after all ^^