Post by Rae on Mar 28, 2010 15:05:47 GMT 7
Who played who:
Me: Vergil
Raven: Dante
Writer: Nero
Dante: Vergil.
Vergil: "*zoned out in his own little world*"
Dante : Vergil!
Nero: *sips drink*
Vergil: "*still zoned out**sips his tea*"
Dante: VERGIL!!!!!! *kicks Vergil out of his chair*
Nero:
Vergil: *falls out of his chair, spilling tea everywhere* WHAT?!
Dante: Notice me....*smirks*
Nero: ...
Vergil: "*shakes his head, glowering* I notice you just fine...*mutters* Unfortunately....*gets to his feet*"
Dante: Well then respond when I call your name you twit! *sips his drink* You know you should clean up that mess you made. *smirks*
Vergil: *growls* Mess I.... *dumps Dante's drink over his head*
Nero: *innocently sips drink, ignoring Dante and Vergil*
Dante: HEY! I was drinking that you jerk! You buy me another right now!
Vergil: *smirks innocently* Oops. *puts his chair right side up and sits back down*
Dante: *kick's vergil's chair out from under him at the last second* Oops. Sorry about that Vergil *sits down and orders another drink*
Vergil: *grrs and kicks Dante's chair out from under him, sending him falling into Nero*
Dante : *gets to his feet and looks at Nero* Thanks for breaking my fall, squirt. *looks at Vergil* What the hell was that for?
Nero: Hey! I'm not your cushion! *glares at Dante and Vergil*
Vergil: *rolls his eyes* As if you don't know. *considers hurting Dante*
Dante; You started it! If you had answered me straight away you could have spared us both pain. Embaressment and spilled drinks! *glares* And Nero hush!
Vergil: Don't yell at my son! *blinks* .... *blinks again* I still don't quite know how that happened.
Dante: Come now Vergil we were together with Mom and dad gave us the talk! So I damn well know you know where babies come from! And you probably got drunk and came on to a bar maid someplace!
Vergil: And how likely is it that I came onto a barmaid!? *blushing quite a lot*
Dante; How the hell am i supposed to know? Do look like your social secertary? Unless you have never been with a woman that is. *smirks* So do tell Vergil, are you a virgin?
Vergil: *goes redder* ...I'm leaving this spoof.... *tries to look for a nonexistant door*
Dante: Nero go drag your old man back over here! Vergil get over it geeze, you will get expeience eventually, in fact i can make a some calls and find you some one pretty to spend an evening with. *smirks*
Vergil: I don't want a girlfriend, d*mmit! *keeps looking for the door out*
Dante: Soooooo you don't like girls then? Well I don't really know any....well, you know, but I know a few people who might I can call them and see if they can't find a you a boyfriend.
Vergil: *fuming* Dante, shut up! *opens a door that suddenly appears**walks into a wall**passes out*
Nero: *crouches next to Vergil**pokes Vergil with a stick*
Dante: Well Nero is your dear old dad still alive? If he is just out could drag him over here so I can get his wallet? He owes me a drink.
Nero: I don't think he's my old man. But fine anyways. *drags Vergil*
Vergil: *passed out**getting dragged*
Dante: Well, he said he was *shrugs and takes Vergil wallet and empties it of cash* If you we want we can take a blood sample from him and have a test down to see if he really is your dad. *buys another drink and pockets the rest*
Nero: Hate needles, bartender! *receives a new glass*
Vergil: *wakes up slowly* Ow...mah head....
Dante: Looks at Vergil* Welcome back to conciousness sleeping beauty, your son doesn't think he is your kid, I think you need to have one of those man-to-man talks with him. *smirks*
Vergil: *gets to his feet**notices something* You stole my f*cking wallet. *glowers**sits down on a chair* Nero? I think there's something I should tell you.
Dante: *hands Vergil his empty wallet* No, I kept it safe for you, let me buy you a drink. *orders a tea for Vergil with his money*
Nero: I don't think you're my dad.
Vergil: I think you are...and...I think I know who your mother is....
Nero: You know my mom? Who?!
Dante: So who is woman in question? Anyone I know?
Vergil: *hesitates a moment***points at Dante* It's him.... *blushes and stares down into his tea*
Nero: ...Wait, what?! But he's a guy.
Dante: *Spits his drink all over Vergil and the bartender* What the bloody hell?!?!? I know I get roaring drunk on occasion but I have never been that d*mn drunk!
Vergil: *smirks at Dante* Clearly you don't remember that one rave with Gloria and the giant robot....*shakes his head* Science does...odd things....*sips his tea*
Nero: ... Bartender, give me something strong. *gulps down the drink*
Dante: Ugh....well that was a hell of a party......and Nero there isn't a drink strong enough.....and avoid robots at all cost....and never mixs Vodka and ecxtasy.......and Vergil....lets never speak of this again!
Nero: *is drunk* Do we *hic* have an ecstasy?
Vergil: .... *blinks* Ask the bartender.
Nero: Bartender!
Dante: are you sure thats a good idea? after all you know what happened when.....
Nero: *is given ecstasy* Ah... shaddup. *hic**mixes vodka and ecstasy*
Vergil: *drinks his tea*
Dante : *holds his head in his hands* Ugh if Trish ever finds out I'll never live it down...... and god help me if Lady finds out.....
Vergil: *sips his tea* And if Kyrie finds out.... *snickers and pulls out a cell phone*
Nero: *drinks the concoction*
Dante: Oh no you don't! *draws Ebony and shoots the cell phone out of Vergil's hand destroying it*
Vergil: *frowns* .... I was going to order a pizza.... *goes back to his tea, ignoring that Dante shot through his hand*
Dante: Bullsh*t! Vergil do you honestly expect me to believe that? Tell any one and Ill have your head!
Vergil: Uh-huh. *drink his tea* Well...this was fun. *muttersnotreallymutters**gets up* I'm leaving.
Dante: You tried that once before brother dear.... do you think it will work this time?
Vergil: Yes... *opens another door**goes through it**walks into another wall a couple feet in* SH*T!
End. XD
(So...now we know where Nero came from. XD I should mention that the "Vergil, notice me" thing was stole...er, borrowed from someone else. Thanks, random person! XD)
Me: Vergil
Raven: Dante
Writer: Nero
Dante: Vergil.
Vergil: "*zoned out in his own little world*"
Dante : Vergil!
Nero: *sips drink*
Vergil: "*still zoned out**sips his tea*"
Dante: VERGIL!!!!!! *kicks Vergil out of his chair*
Nero:
Vergil: *falls out of his chair, spilling tea everywhere* WHAT?!
Dante: Notice me....*smirks*
Nero: ...
Vergil: "*shakes his head, glowering* I notice you just fine...*mutters* Unfortunately....*gets to his feet*"
Dante: Well then respond when I call your name you twit! *sips his drink* You know you should clean up that mess you made. *smirks*
Vergil: *growls* Mess I.... *dumps Dante's drink over his head*
Nero: *innocently sips drink, ignoring Dante and Vergil*
Dante: HEY! I was drinking that you jerk! You buy me another right now!
Vergil: *smirks innocently* Oops. *puts his chair right side up and sits back down*
Dante: *kick's vergil's chair out from under him at the last second* Oops. Sorry about that Vergil *sits down and orders another drink*
Vergil: *grrs and kicks Dante's chair out from under him, sending him falling into Nero*
Dante : *gets to his feet and looks at Nero* Thanks for breaking my fall, squirt. *looks at Vergil* What the hell was that for?
Nero: Hey! I'm not your cushion! *glares at Dante and Vergil*
Vergil: *rolls his eyes* As if you don't know. *considers hurting Dante*
Dante; You started it! If you had answered me straight away you could have spared us both pain. Embaressment and spilled drinks! *glares* And Nero hush!
Vergil: Don't yell at my son! *blinks* .... *blinks again* I still don't quite know how that happened.
Dante: Come now Vergil we were together with Mom and dad gave us the talk! So I damn well know you know where babies come from! And you probably got drunk and came on to a bar maid someplace!
Vergil: And how likely is it that I came onto a barmaid!? *blushing quite a lot*
Dante; How the hell am i supposed to know? Do look like your social secertary? Unless you have never been with a woman that is. *smirks* So do tell Vergil, are you a virgin?
Vergil: *goes redder* ...I'm leaving this spoof.... *tries to look for a nonexistant door*
Dante: Nero go drag your old man back over here! Vergil get over it geeze, you will get expeience eventually, in fact i can make a some calls and find you some one pretty to spend an evening with. *smirks*
Vergil: I don't want a girlfriend, d*mmit! *keeps looking for the door out*
Dante: Soooooo you don't like girls then? Well I don't really know any....well, you know, but I know a few people who might I can call them and see if they can't find a you a boyfriend.
Vergil: *fuming* Dante, shut up! *opens a door that suddenly appears**walks into a wall**passes out*
Nero: *crouches next to Vergil**pokes Vergil with a stick*
Dante: Well Nero is your dear old dad still alive? If he is just out could drag him over here so I can get his wallet? He owes me a drink.
Nero: I don't think he's my old man. But fine anyways. *drags Vergil*
Vergil: *passed out**getting dragged*
Dante: Well, he said he was *shrugs and takes Vergil wallet and empties it of cash* If you we want we can take a blood sample from him and have a test down to see if he really is your dad. *buys another drink and pockets the rest*
Nero: Hate needles, bartender! *receives a new glass*
Vergil: *wakes up slowly* Ow...mah head....
Dante: Looks at Vergil* Welcome back to conciousness sleeping beauty, your son doesn't think he is your kid, I think you need to have one of those man-to-man talks with him. *smirks*
Vergil: *gets to his feet**notices something* You stole my f*cking wallet. *glowers**sits down on a chair* Nero? I think there's something I should tell you.
Dante: *hands Vergil his empty wallet* No, I kept it safe for you, let me buy you a drink. *orders a tea for Vergil with his money*
Nero: I don't think you're my dad.
Vergil: I think you are...and...I think I know who your mother is....
Nero: You know my mom? Who?!
Dante: So who is woman in question? Anyone I know?
Vergil: *hesitates a moment***points at Dante* It's him.... *blushes and stares down into his tea*
Nero: ...Wait, what?! But he's a guy.
Dante: *Spits his drink all over Vergil and the bartender* What the bloody hell?!?!? I know I get roaring drunk on occasion but I have never been that d*mn drunk!
Vergil: *smirks at Dante* Clearly you don't remember that one rave with Gloria and the giant robot....*shakes his head* Science does...odd things....*sips his tea*
Nero: ... Bartender, give me something strong. *gulps down the drink*
Dante: Ugh....well that was a hell of a party......and Nero there isn't a drink strong enough.....and avoid robots at all cost....and never mixs Vodka and ecxtasy.......and Vergil....lets never speak of this again!
Nero: *is drunk* Do we *hic* have an ecstasy?
Vergil: .... *blinks* Ask the bartender.
Nero: Bartender!
Dante: are you sure thats a good idea? after all you know what happened when.....
Nero: *is given ecstasy* Ah... shaddup. *hic**mixes vodka and ecstasy*
Vergil: *drinks his tea*
Dante : *holds his head in his hands* Ugh if Trish ever finds out I'll never live it down...... and god help me if Lady finds out.....
Vergil: *sips his tea* And if Kyrie finds out.... *snickers and pulls out a cell phone*
Nero: *drinks the concoction*
Dante: Oh no you don't! *draws Ebony and shoots the cell phone out of Vergil's hand destroying it*
Vergil: *frowns* .... I was going to order a pizza.... *goes back to his tea, ignoring that Dante shot through his hand*
Dante: Bullsh*t! Vergil do you honestly expect me to believe that? Tell any one and Ill have your head!
Vergil: Uh-huh. *drink his tea* Well...this was fun. *muttersnotreallymutters**gets up* I'm leaving.
Dante: You tried that once before brother dear.... do you think it will work this time?
Vergil: Yes... *opens another door**goes through it**walks into another wall a couple feet in* SH*T!
End. XD
(So...now we know where Nero came from. XD I should mention that the "Vergil, notice me" thing was stole...er, borrowed from someone else. Thanks, random person! XD)
