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Post by Κομμα on Oct 21, 2010 19:11:08 GMT 7
Quote #31
“You see, I ran an orphanage for gifted orphans back in England, and during and before that time, I was indeed an inventor. I still am in my spare time, but I haven’t made much of anything worthwhile in some time, just a few things that appear on paid programming in the late hours of night. This invention, however, was definitely no ShamWow.”
“You invented the ShamWow?! I love those things!” Matsuda exclaimed. “They really can soak up an entire glass o—”
“Shut up, Matsuda,” Aizawa said. Matsuda fell silent, sitting back on the sofa and glaring indignantly at Aizawa.
Poor Matsu gets so abused in my fics. xD This one's from a crackfic that I never even finished the first chapter of. I'd love to work on it again, but between my more serious fics... yeah... ^^'
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Post by Κομμα on Oct 26, 2010 4:21:32 GMT 7
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Post by Κομμα on Nov 1, 2010 10:19:56 GMT 7
Quote #33 Yeah.
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Post by Κομμα on Nov 16, 2010 5:04:00 GMT 7
Quote #34
"Blogs can be disturbing, but in a more emo way than anything that would adapt well to a movie. Unless its a hacker serial killer looking to rid the web of emos sort of movie. But that would be more of the superhero genre."
"Blog Man! Making The Internet Safe, One Mangled Bloody Emo Corpse At A Time!"
One example of why my brother and myself shouldn't be allowed on facebook at the same time.
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Post by Κομμα on Dec 26, 2010 15:05:04 GMT 7
Quote #35
“What in the name of Merlin have you been smoking this morning?” she asked incredulously. Rhetorical question, obviously, but that wasn't any concern of mine.
I offered a smirk in response, and two words: “Floo powder.”
I looked back up in time to see her forehead receive a rather informal introduction to her left palm, and the table to her left elbow. It obviously wasn't a first-time introduction; I got the impression that her palm and forehead had probably been spending quite a bit more time together as of the late. The two had started getting better acquainted this year, and were probably the best of friends already, for the reason her sudden strange decision start associating more with me.
“You know," she said with a sigh, letting her hand fall back to the table and surveying me with a certain air of exasperation, "for as many times as you’ve said that I’m beginning to wonder whether or not it’s true."
Couple of my HP OCs. One of whom is my newest Muse. That would be the narrator. He doesn't actually smoke Floo Powder... not that I know, anyway.
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Post by Κομμα on Dec 30, 2010 10:42:39 GMT 7
Quote #36
"Would you please remove yourself from my leg?" he asked Karimi.
"No."
"And why not?"
"I saw a ghost and I'm scared."
Janx shook his head. "There aren't any ghosts here. There are only ghosts on old abandoned ships. This ship isn't even as old as you."
Karimi looked up at Janx. "Tell that to the ghost."
I love writing little kids. Especially Karimi. She was such a riot.
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Post by Κομμα on Jan 2, 2011 14:47:10 GMT 7
Quote #37
"It is an apple…" Akino took another bite. "Not bad, either. I might like these better than the red ones."
"Yeah." Alpha brushed the rest of them off of her and the bed, onto the floor. "Now pick them up and find somewhere to put them before I get very angry."
"Oooh, angry human. Shinigami scared."
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Akino's introduction to green apples.
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Post by Κομμα on Jan 19, 2011 9:18:45 GMT 7
Quote #38
Spar: Ahh, the power of plotbunnies of crack… CRACKBUUNIES!!!!!!
Comma: Buunies? … Yesyes. Buunies indeed. Buunies are better. Or should I say, buunies are beeter?
Spar: I can't believe it's not buuter?
Spar: BUT CHUCK NORRIS CAN!
Comma: Nuck Chorris can't. Nuck Chorris is baffled by this conundrum.
Spar: These are not the droids Nuck Chorris is looking for.
Comma: Nuck Chorris was looking for llamas, not droids. Or perhaps he was lokking for laamas.
Spar: Well, these aren't the llamas he was looking for either. Laamas or llammmas too. Or llammamas. Or Fred.
Comma: This llama drama befuddles Fred.
Spar: I promise I haven't taken any NyQuil.
Comma: And I haven't... well, I'm not sure what I haven't. But I haven't.
Spar: Well, there is the rum.
Comma: But the rum is gone!
Spar: WHY IS THE FUCKING RUM GONE?!
Comma: BECAUSE THE LAAMAS BURNED IT!!
Spar: But Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Comma: It wasn't Carl, it was his girl--er, boyfriend.
Spar: Phil?
Comma: Yes. Indeed, Phil.
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We weren't hyper. No, really.
>_>
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Post by Κομμα on Feb 8, 2011 11:10:48 GMT 7
Quote #39
"I think with me, [shows like "Are You Afraid of the Dark" didn't scare me] because I used to watch my brother play games like Silent Hill when I was that young. So I grew up sorta deranged-ish.
But I'm living proof that not all young children with exposure to scary/bloody videogames grow up to kill others/themselves! I just channel it into writing!
... and kill all my characters.
Okay, now I'm seeing the pattern."
Was talking with a friend on AIM about "scary" shows/movies from when we were young. And made my friend literally lol while in a library. Because I'm just that awesome.
But seriously, I'm blaming character deaths on my brother from now on. Him and Akino. They're the official main reasons.
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Post by Κομμα on Feb 9, 2011 3:02:43 GMT 7
Quote #40"'... Yagami Light. Would you use the Death Note to kill Justin Bieber?' From Facebook."
"No. Light wouldn't. He and Bieber are probably secretly acquainted, they look like they get their hair done at the same salon. Along with Zac Efron."AIM convo again. Oh yeah. I went there. Whatchagonna do about it, Kira-face?! *is killed by Kira's death note* 
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Post by Κομμα on Feb 16, 2011 3:51:07 GMT 7
Quote #41
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”
- Dr. Seuss
Hijacked from a friend on facebook. I'm sorry--I may be eighteen and have no need for kids books any more except to read them to my nephews and niece, but Dr. Seuss remains one of the most awesome writers (or human beings, for that matter) EVER.
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Post by Κομμα on Mar 22, 2011 13:12:49 GMT 7
Quote #42
"All right," said the computer, and settled into silence again. The two men fidgeted. The tension was unbearable.
"You're really not going to like it," observed Deep Thought.
"Tell us!"
"All right," said Deep Thought. "The Answer to the Great Question..."
"Yes...!"
"Of Life, the Universe and Everything..." said Deep Thought.
"Yes...!"
"Is..." said Deep Thought, and paused.
"Yes...!"
"Is..."
"Yes...!!!...?"
"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.
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Quote number fourty-two! I couldn't resist! -woot- For anyone who doesn't know, this was from the brilliant Douglas Adams, in his epic and inaccurately dubbed "trilogy" of books in the Hitchhiker's Guide series.
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Post by Κομμα on Mar 22, 2011 13:15:25 GMT 7
Quote #43
"I’m tired of pretending like I’m not special. I’m tired of pretending like I’m not bitchin’, a total freakin’ rock star from Mars." - Charlie Sheen
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Yeah... so I always liked Charlie Sheen as an actor, but now that he's gone off the wall entirely, I've had to add him to my list of favorite people ever.
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Post by Κομμα on Apr 5, 2011 14:16:06 GMT 7
Quote #44
"I named my ipod 'Titanic,' so when I connect to iTunes it says 'syncing Titanic' and I feel like a HERO when I press 'Cancel.'"
Status post from one of my facebook friends. I lol'd.
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Post by Κομμα on Jul 16, 2011 20:21:47 GMT 7
Quote #45"Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend."
- Stephen KingIn honor of the new HP movie, which once again I'm not going to get to see in theaters. On another note, have I mentioned that I love Stephen King? Oh, I have? Well let me say it again: I LOVE STEPHEN KING. There. 
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