Quote of the Day

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Food for thought. Or fuel for laughter. I'll try to post at least one quote a day here, if not more.

These may be any of the following:
Quotes made by people
Bits of song lyrics/entire songs
Excerpts from books
Quotes made by book characters
Anything random and quote-worthy I happen to hear anyone say/think of

Quote #1
"Don't shut this out," Tyler says. "Soap and human sacrifice go hand in hand."

Ah, Fight Club. Such a wonderful source of random information that I wasn't aware I would ever need to know.

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Quote #2
The barrel of the gun pressed against the back of my throat, Tyler says, "We won't really die. This isn't really death. We'll be legend. We won't grow old."
I tongue the barrel into my cheek and say, Tyler, you're thinking of vampires.

-yay-

First freaking page of the book. I rofl'd so much.

You can expect a lot of Fight Club quotes in the future... current obsession... yeah. >_<

On a side note, Don thinks I need to hire Tyler Durden as a muse. I told him I'm not fueling his man-crush, and was subsequently knocked out by a large wrench. T-T I need to learn to stop getting sarcastic with my more violent muses. Particularly not when they're working on motorcycles and have a number of potential weapons at their disposal.

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It's after midnight so I can do another one, right? Right?? *twitches* *addicted to quoting things*

It's not Fight Club this time, I swear!

Quote #3
L: *hangs up phone*
Light: What was it?
L: Nothing, just Matsuda being an idiot.
Light: Well, Matsuda is a little slow...
Matsuda: *watching and listening from investigation room* Th... those two know we can hear them, right...?
Aizawa and Yagami: *looks of pity*

See? It's not Fight Club, it's Death Note! =D

Poor poor Matsuda. How can anyone be so mean to such an adorable goofball? *huggles*

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Yeah, yeah, three in one day. So sue me. This needed to be quoted, though. I must never forget this.

Quote # 4
Plaster on my toes,
Plaster on my toes
If I bend down and sniff it
I'll get plaster on my nose
-- My brother, on the subject of the cast on his foot, to the tune of "Pants on the Ground".

Needless to say, he's taking his pain medicine as he was instructed to by his doctor. And, also needless to say, it is an endless source of entertainment for me and my sister-in-law.

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Quote #5
(And someone PLEASE shoot me, I almost typed "Qu0t3" Dx WTF~!)

L: If you keep it a secret, I'll give you this strawberry.
Mogi: ...? ... *puts strawberry in pocket*

I ♥ L and all his randomness ^^

And I also ♥ Mogi. Just for putting the random strawberry in his pocket.

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Quote #6
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
- Douglas Adams

You know there had to be at least ONE Douglas Adams quote before this reached 10. It would be blasphemy against the Universe itself if there wasn't.

Oh, and banana.
-banana-

... *kicks Pat off of her computer*

Granted I agree with him, but he needs to stop hijacking my computer Dx

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Quote #7
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

Douglas Adams was a freaking genius, I swear.

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Quote #8
This is how it is with insomnia. Everything is so far away, a copy of a copy of a copy. The insomnia distance of everything, you can't touch anything and nothing can touch you.

The writer of Fight Club had to have had insomnia at some point in his life. I've never read a more accurate description than in this book of how everything feels after more than a week of no sleep.

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Quote #9
... was around the time when he started complaining about being bored. Alpha put a pillow over her head. It didn’t do any good.

“Then go to sleep!” she said in exasperation as he complained, her voice muffled by the pillow.

“Shinigami don’t need sleep.”

“Oh, lucky me. Go start another war or something, I don’t give a damn.”

“I already tried that. It didn’t work.” Alpha decided it would be better not to ask for details.

“Do something good for a change. Find some overpopulated third world nation and kill off half of them so it’s not overpopulated anymore.”

“But I don’t like killing to better humanity,” he complained. “My name is not Kira."

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Yes, I quoted my own fanfic. Akino insisted because the Shinigami in question here happens to be him. One of the fics he wrote himself into before I realized he was my Muse.

So... now I'm off to go work on this fic since I haven't in awhile! ^^'

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Quote #10
"Pride blinds the foolish."
- Stainslav Mishin

Short, simple, and brilliant. *love* :3

Aaaaaand B totally just stole it off of my ff.net profile, too @.@

Did not... >_>

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Quote #11
"Watch tacos?"
"No, watch Pink Panther!"
"Watch Pink Panther tacos?"
"I'm gonna beat you!"
"I'm gonna beat you!"
"Shut up!"
"You shut up!"
"Good God..."
"Good God!"
"... I can't wait until he goes to school and says that to his teacher."
"Shut up! Good God!" *continues repeating this over and oer*
*facepalms*

My brother and my nephew being goofy. My nephew being the one in bold. Copying everything my brother says. Me and my sis-in-law are highly entertained right now xD

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Quote #12
"There's no socially acceptable reaction to someone returning from the dead after four y--what?"

Alpha was laughing. "The only 'socially accepted' reaction to someone returning from the dead is to hole yourself up in a mall with insufficient supplies and wait to be eaten by them."
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I love working on this fic.

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Quote #13
"Oh, for the love of God, a corpse is not a box, Mittens!"

"Meow meow meow?"

"Aaah, this is... so unsanitary! That's evidence, Mittens! You're rolling around in gooey, smelly evidence!"
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IQ well over 200 and he spends his time watching--and quoting--ridiculous youtube videos. Go figure. Probably doesn't help that the cat is a murderous detective. He probably draws parallels to his own personality.

... Can I have a cat? =3

*facepalms*

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Quote #14
"Seeds grow plants, right?" Zack asked out of the blue, which was normal for him.

"Yes, why?" Angeal replied. He didn't even bother looking up from the report that he was reading.

"So does that mean that birdseed grow birds?"

"Zack, I'm not even going to bother answering that."
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Suggested by Dawn. It made me rofl. A lot. xD

*glomps Dawn* Thankyous!!!!!

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Quote #15
"It's funny how vaguely presented images of sex cause such an upheaval awhile ripping off heads, cutting off limbs, splattering blood, carving flesh etc. is viewed as acceptable content.We live in an overpopulated world. We need to teach our children to kill others and prevent them from mating until this problem is solved.
"As soon as assassinations are declared legal, there will be more killers than lawyers and the world will become a better place."

This was a comment on an article regarding Google Ads forcing any manga websites where their ads appear to get rid of "mature content." Dunno who the person who posted it is, but they're PURE GENIUS. *rofls*

*-bow-s to them*