Quotes

[Rae]

But what if she lies? a tiny voice in the back of his head wondered as he pushed the door open. What if she lies and we all die and it’s all your fault?

Shut up! the rest of his psyche shouted at it.

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'Nother snippet. Dante cannot make up his mind. Poor guy. Guess I'll have to do it for him.

[Rae]

Mum: "Like...like...Thermopamopoly."
Both: "*blinks at each other*"
Me: "Would he go by Mop? Or-"
Mum: "-Or Lee?"
Me: "Or Thermos?"
Both: "-lmao"

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Er..discussing demon names? >_>

[Rae]

"If I kill him do I get a cookie?"

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Marcus. He has...a lot of cookie-related quotes.

[Rae]

Any day that started with some one knocking on his bedroom door was not going to be a good day, Dante had come to realize. He stared at the dark ceiling another moment before looking over at the clock. 4:30am. Dammit. The half devil covered his head with a pillow and tried to go back to sleep as another perfunctory knock sounded through the room. Dante tried, to the best of his ignoring abilities, to ignore it, but there was nothing for it. He crawled out of bed, grabbing Ebony as he did so, and stomped to the door. As he threw it open he came face-to-face with his eldest nephew.

Augustus did not look very good. His pale hair was a mess and he wasn’t in his pajamas. Plus, Dante knew Gus well enough to know that if he was knocking on your door in the middle of the night…the world had to be ending. So it was confusing when the armies of hell did not come swarming into the hall.

“What d’you want, kid?” Dante sighed, crossing his arms as he leaned against the doorframe.

“Uncle Dante, I…I would like to ask for your assistance,” Augustus said in a formal, but nervous tone.

Dante blinked. Gus was a metaphorical ice cube. For something to make him feel uncomfortable was practically unheard of. Dante wanted to ask what was going on, but remembered the time.

“Can’t it wait til morning?”

“No,” the boy insisted almost frantically, his mismatched eyes going wide. He added quickly, “I…I require your assistance in wooing a woman who I do not believe likes me.”

It was all Dante could do to not gape. “W-what did you just say?”

Augustus repeated it very slowly, giving the air of someone who was used to explaining things to people who didn’t catch on quickly. It wasn’t that surprising of an attitude, really, considering his little brother.

“You wanna…‘woo’ a…but you’re eight,” Dante said abruptly, staring down at him in disbelief.

“And?” the boy intoned, giving Dante a look that plainly said that that was not a good answer.

“Go. To. Bed.” Without further ado, Dante slammed the door on him.

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From 50 Scenes of Summer. It's for the word: Uncle. >_>

[Rae]

As much as I appreiciate the thought, the growing body count isn't as lovely as you make it out to be.

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Gus, surprisingly, on Dante being grr.

[Rae]

Me: "So...if guns are legal in Arizona...and a bazooka is a type of gun...does that mean that when I come of age I can have a bazooka? ;D"
Mum: "...No...they're illegal. "
Me: "But...but...they're a type of...uh...what about a grenade launcher? "
Mum: "*shakes her head*"
Me: " A harpoon gun?"
Mum: "*shakes her head*"
Me: "D: But...it's not fair! The government's taking away all my fun! T-T"
Mum: "-lmao"

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When I'm able to carry a gun, I wanna carry something good, dang it. -.-

[Rae]

Christabel LaMotte: I cannot let you burn me up, nor can I resist you. No mere human can stand in a fire and not be consumed.
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Randolph Ash: They say that women change: 'tis so: but you are ever-constant in your changefulness, like that still thread of falling river, one from source to last embrace in the still pool ever-renewed and ever-moving on from first to last a myriad water-drops.
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Randolph Ash: You cut me, Madam.
Christabel LaMotte: I'm sorry. I only meant to scratch.
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Christabel LaMotte: Your hands are shaking. Are you afraid?
Randolph Ash: No... a little.

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Quotes from the movie Possession. I wanna read that book.... >_>

[Rae]

Dante: "Maybe in ten years or so, I'll ask you out on a date."
Patty: "And I'll tell you no in ten seconds. Me, I'm only into younger guys."
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Patty: "If you want, I can always hire you as my very own personal servant."
Dante: "*dryly* Yeah."
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Patty: "Don't you know that when it comes to women, it's not where you take them that's important, but how you get them there."
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Man: "I hope I'm not bothering you."
Dante: "You're not bothering me, but I can't gaurentee you'll live long."
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Dante: "Sorry, but I've got a date with some pretty girls in sandman land. You get to sleep, too."
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Man2: "What's going on?"
Lady: "Have you forgotten already? How insensitive of you."
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Man2: "Do I look like the type of human being who would do something like this?"
Lady: "You don't look like a human being."
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Dante: "You should just be a hustler. You'd make more money that way, don't you think?"
Lady: "Hitting a ball doesn't do it for me. I have the need to annihilate and destroy."
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Dante: "What the hell is this?"
Lady: "According to the hiway department, these guys a re real demons. Are you scared?"
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Dante: "You can never do things the simple way, can you?"
Lady: "Maybe. But you can never simply do what I ask you."
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Trish: "Didn't I tell you for years to go easy on the pizza? And don't tell me that's all you're eating everyday! God, you're pathetic, you know that!"
Dante: "Don't talk down to me like you're my mom. You're not the maternal type."
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Trish: "Aww, if you're feeling a little bit jealous you should just let yourself express that."
Lady: "Jealous? You think I'm jealous?! *waving gun in Dante's direction* This bastard's a strawberry sundae freak! He eats pizza everyday and he NEVER pays back the money he borrows from me or anyone else! How exactly am I supposed to fall for him?!"
Trish: "Oh, so I'm wrong?"
Lady: "Take a wild guess."
Dante: "*looks put out by this conversation*"
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Trish: "Tell me Dante, what do you think?"
Dante: "Unfortunate for him, since this horny little devil is new to town, he probably doesn't know what we do for a living."
Lady: "I could almost cry knowing this dork had me fooled. Boo-hoo. Boo-hoo."
Demon: "Enough with your jokes!"
All: "Joke's on you, pal! *kills him*"

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DMC anime episodes 1, 2, and 4.

[Rae]

"Now, stay!"

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Dante to Nelo Angelo in Rebellion...dunno why I find this so funny. Though...it is appropriate considering that Nelo kept teleporting and ticking Dante off, which explains why Dante pins him to the wall. XD (Oh...wait, spoilers...oops. Hehe. >:3)

[Rae]

Dante: "*calms down**cooly* Took your time getting here."
Vergil: "My sincerest apoligies, brother...I would have been here sooner, but you shot me in the head."

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*gigglesnort* >_> I'm sure by now you can guess which story this is from.

[Rae]

My dearest Varus, this I may
Without deception clearly say,
I'm hanged if 'tis untruly put,
That lad has ruined me.

Howe'er, if thy commands forbid
Me speaking out of what he did,
Of course, I won't declare it, but--
That boy has ruined me.

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Letter from the poet Virgil (or Vergil, depending on how you look at it) to his editor Varus. I betcha didn't know Virgil liked boys, did ya? *amused*

[Rae]

"Don't tell me you forgot about talking to my contact," Lady shouted.

Dante hesitated. He had forgotten.

His silence was apparently answer enough, for Lady added, "I can't believe you're just going to leave us hanging after all the trouble she took to get here."

"She?" Dante echoed, curiously.

"Yeah, 'she', you smart ass. Let us in!" Lady snapped.

Dante got to his feet with a quiet chuckle and a smirk.

"Well, if you want me so badly...."

"Don't flatter yourself," Lady grumbled as the door swung open.

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Rebellion tidbit. >_> Dante's good mood is two seconds away from being completely ruined by Lady's 'contact'. This is actually the first scene I EVER wrote for Rebellion.

[Rae]

“Giovanni!” Dante called, wondering where the kid was.

“Proprio qui, Signor Dante,” Giovanni’s voice came as he poked his head out from under the table. Everyone stared at him and it was anyone’s guess what he was doing under there.

“Wake everyone up. And get me a goddamn pizza, we got work to do.”

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Favorite Rebellion chapter ending ever! XD I love Giovanni. Poor guy's lived in the states for almost 15 years and only knows a couple words of english. X3 But I think Italian suits him just fine. XD *snuggles Giovanni* Gotta wonder what he was doing under that table, though. ... *pulls mind out of gutter*

[raven1972]

LOL Padfoot in an odd twist a town i used to live in had a pizza place called Giovanni's

[Rae]

^Hehe, ironic. *has seen pizza places called Giovanni's* I...think I got his name from pokemon. *shifty eyes*