Comedy

[qwerty91]

Right... I LOVE comedy! British comedy that is. No offense but I don't find american stand-up funny at all. Just like alot of americans don't find british comedy very funny at all. We just have different humour.

Having got that out the way this thread is going to be quotes from my favourite comedians!

After each quote I will put the name of the comedian and (if applicable) where and when it was said. (so if you're interested you can find out more)

Enjoy.

[qwerty91]

"If I want to smak my child, I'll smack my child!"
"If I want to chase a fox I'll chase a fox!"
"If I want to smack my child with a fox I'll bloody well do it!"

~(Russell Howard. The Russell Howard Show.)

[qwerty91]

"Mum seems pretty fired up. I haven't seen her this angry since she looked at that satellite photo of our house on google earth and saw Ben on the roof"

~(Jake, Outnumbered - Series 3 Episode 6)

Outnumbered is a brilliant sitcom about family life with two really young kids. It's the two kids that make it brilliant. Whilst Hugh Dennis and Claire Skinner are given lines the children just totally improvise. They are told the general direction that they need to go in but they just say things off the top of their head which makes it so brilliantly funny!

[qwerty91]

"It's like lyrical madness!.... F*ckin'..... Yer dad-ness!!"

~ Devvo