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Post by comma on Mar 26, 2010 13:29:51 GMT 7
Granted, but it's so high tech and advanced that it starts to think for itself and takes over the world, and everyone blames you.
I wish I had a laptop charger that actually worked.
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Post by Κομμα on Mar 26, 2010 18:20:41 GMT 7
Granted, but then it worked so well that your computer imploded from the awesome workingness of it.
... Ouch, I feel sorry for you.
I wish I was a guy :/
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Post by raven1972 on Mar 28, 2010 1:45:50 GMT 7
( gee thanks Comma you gave me Skynet XD)
Granted but now you have to try to impress girls.
I wish I could get rid of my writer's block.
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Post by comma on Mar 30, 2010 4:58:51 GMT 7
(Well, there are apparently people who think that Google is the reallife Skynet, so it's not so bad @.@)
Granted, but once it's gone, your Muses decide to wander off for a few months, so you've got the motivation to write but no inspiration.
I wish I had a spaceship with Infinite Improbability Drive.
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Post by Κομμα on Apr 1, 2010 11:32:23 GMT 7
Granted, but then you get blank stares.
I wish I wasn't tired right now >.<
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Post by WriterApprentice on Apr 12, 2010 6:35:00 GMT 7
Granted, but you can't fall asleep.
I wish I had some red velvet cake.
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Post by IceBlade28 on Apr 12, 2010 6:49:03 GMT 7
Granted, but it makes you violently sick and you vomit, which causes an outbreak of a new kind of red velvet cake virus which wipes out all life on earth.
I wish people would get on here more often xD
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Post by WriterApprentice on Apr 12, 2010 7:06:40 GMT 7
(@iceblade- Is it a painful death? XD)
Granted, but it becomes so crowded that you feel like leaving.
I wish I had more free time.
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Post by IceBlade28 on Apr 12, 2010 7:30:30 GMT 7
(@writer: No. Because you're Staff. Staff get nice, painless deaths ^^)
Granted, but you don't know what to do with it and become a supervillain and accidentally wipe out all life on Earth.
I wish I had the power to magically alter women's body's on my own whims. (Because the potential for surgical operations could make me RICH. xDDDD)
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Post by WriterApprentice on Apr 12, 2010 7:36:34 GMT 7
(@iceblade: Aw... thank you. But you also deserve a painless death too. *gives you a Fummin*)
Granted, but you are inquired about your methods and branded as a fake and a nutcase and put on the blacklist.
I wish there were more people online, so bored... -_-
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Post by IceBlade28 on Apr 12, 2010 7:39:53 GMT 7
(@writer: WOOHOO!! ;D . . . what's a Fummin? xD)
Granted, but so many people get online that the entire site crashes and accidentally causes a chain reaction that leads to the entire Internet collapsing, whereupon Skynet forms from the ruined software and becomes sentient and wipes out all life on Earth.
I wish I could fly ^^
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Post by WriterApprentice on Apr 12, 2010 7:42:39 GMT 7
(@iceblade: *points to the place where it usually says Karma, the window with your display name and stars and post number*)
Granted, but you fly so high that the gods punish you for almost touching their realm. That and they don't like the idea of humans too ahead of them.
I wish I would use magic.
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Post by IceBlade28 on Apr 12, 2010 7:49:23 GMT 7
(@writer: I get that . . . but what IS a Fummin? xD As in, what does it do, why do you give it, what's it for, etc? xD)
Granted, but your first attempt at using magic accidentally causes a rift in the space/time continuum that wipes out all life on Earth.
I wish I was a ninja!
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Post by WriterApprentice on Apr 12, 2010 8:34:49 GMT 7
(@iceblade: Oh it's nothing that special, just something as a indicator of how loved this person is. If someone gives you a Fummin (ILU), it means they like you or something. For what a Fummin is itself... I don't remember, sorry. ><)
Granted, but your first mission ends in failure and you're missing in action (or MIA).
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Post by IceBlade28 on Apr 12, 2010 8:39:07 GMT 7
(@writer: YAY! I'm loved!!! ^-^)
Granted, but- oh. You didn't make a wish.
. . .
Well, fine then. *pouts*.
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