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Post by comma on Apr 30, 2010 19:56:34 GMT 7
Granted, but everyone ends up taking them for granted because of it and we end up with a serial murderer in office who decides it would be fun to create a dictatorship and start a nuclear civil war, which leads to global nuclear war when we all ally with different nations, bringing about the crash of society and eventually destroys all life on earth.
HAH. I can destroy all life on earth, too. -woot-
I wish that giant saguaro cacti would grow properly in the southeastern United States so I could have one in my yard. T-T
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Post by Basil on Apr 30, 2010 21:05:37 GMT 7
Granted... but now it has taken over your whole yard and started a mariachi band!
I wish that muffins can sing!
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Post by comma on Apr 30, 2010 21:07:45 GMT 7
Granted, but they sing such sad songs about the demises of their friends that it makes us feel too sorry for them to eat them anymore. T-T
I wish I didn't have such a horrible addiction to caffeine.
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Post by Basil on Apr 30, 2010 21:18:45 GMT 7
Granted but you develop a sweet tooth instead. ^^ Sugar rush!
I wish I could be as small as an atom! XP
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Post by IceBlade28 on Apr 30, 2010 21:45:27 GMT 7
Granted, but you develop a split personality and explode in a nuclear reaction which destroys all life on Earth =P
I wish Basil was as big as a planet! XD
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Post by Basil on Apr 30, 2010 21:50:23 GMT 7
Granted but you are just as tall! ^^; I think the continent is about to sink...
I wish that there were really loch nesses living at the bottom of the ocean! -woot-
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Post by IceBlade28 on Apr 30, 2010 22:01:53 GMT 7
lol wait- nooooooo!!! XD *shrugs before sitting on top of the planet with Basil*
Granted, but they consume everything in the ocean, thus throwing the ecosystem massively out of wack and destroying all life on Earth.
I wish my best friend and I hadn't become so different <=/
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Post by Κομμα on May 2, 2010 15:25:18 GMT 7
Granted, but you're so alike that everyone calls you twins.
I wish... that it would SNOW!
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Post by WriterApprentice on May 2, 2010 15:59:50 GMT 7
Granted, but the city your living in is covered under layers of snow and experiencing a blizzard.
I wish I had some soups and sandwiches.
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Post by IceBlade28 on May 3, 2010 3:44:48 GMT 7
Granted, but the soup and sandwiches you wind up with turn out to be made from the shredded babies of an alien royal family, who come down and destroy the Earth in revenge.
I wish people would wake up and realise the truth.
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Post by Riecharus on May 20, 2010 4:44:07 GMT 7
Granted, but ignorance is bliss and they all commit suicide.
I wish that the Eragon movie was more like the book as in good.
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Post by Rae on May 20, 2010 4:57:09 GMT 7
Granted, but now it's so good that you don't like the books any more.
I wish the house wasn't so effing dark.
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Post by Riecharus on May 20, 2010 5:02:25 GMT 7
Granted but now it's so bright you can't see anyway's
I wish more people would watch and like Halo Legends.
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Post by Veritas Unae on May 20, 2010 19:12:22 GMT 7
Granted, everyone believes that it is reality and begin searching for Master Chief, which brings him out of hiding and launches Earth into a huge inter-gaming war.
I wish I could hop in and out of my favourite canons.
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Post by WriterApprentice on May 21, 2010 0:14:53 GMT 7
Granted, but you've created tears in the space-time dimensional grid and now all the people living in your favorite canons are pouring into our world and causing havoc.
I wish I could see the back of my head.
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