Bishounens and parodies

[Frappe]

It was an abnormal day, as always, at casa Frappe's. Every depressed bishou was seen walking around hallways, rooms and gardens in the hopes of finding some sort of secret passage that would lead them to their freedom but the odds were against them.

as for L, he didn't really have the luxury even to just walk around freely because, unlike the others, his right leg was chained to a heavy metallic ball that yume had provided aja for use and on his left wrist was a 3 foot chain handcuffs with the other end on Eiffel's right wrist.

It was a most abnormal day...

Matt: hey, mello. Why are you narrating? you sound like you're in a documentary or something.
Mello: yeah, I am actually. Seems that idiot Frappe discovered my talents regarding the matter right after that aja read 'another note'
Matt: Ah!!! that story about BB's murder cases?? Wicked!!
Mello: Yeah, that one. And then Frappe got the idea of using me as the narrator for her story, can you imagine?

Matt: haha, i think even my imaginations wouldn't stretch that far. it's too horrible to contemplate.
Frappe: What is that you said Matt?
Matt: -gulps and swallows more smoke and a piece of the cigarette he was smoking with- N-Nothing!! -cough-

L: so... am i going to be stuck like this for... how long?
aja: a week at least
Eiffel: A WEEK??? That's too long!!
Aja: you know i wouldn't do this if the two of you were only cooperative enough to give us a live demonstration
Eiffel: You're nuts!! I'm surrounded by weirdos!!!
L: -looks at Eiffel-

This particular statement would have been natural for L if it came from others. It wasn't like others' opinions about him mattered but from Eiffel---

L:-wide eyes to mello-
Mello: pardon, L. I was only reading Frappe's script. It's...horrendous!!!

Aja: I see there are many things we have overlooked here. Like the fact that L's mind is too private that when narrating the story it would be more ideal and easy to have another character do it. like you mello

mello: yeah, i got that. i don't think this story of yours got any cutting edge that would make it worthy to be narrated like a series of case studies written that involve L

aja: we'll work on that.

Near: Whammy is actually spelled wammy. and this BB character is... well... like a dog i suppose. a smart dog

Mello: Hmph. you read the one i wrote about the LABB murder cases?

Near: I got the copy from aja. thought it was rather interesting. took aja a day to finish it... i did it 3 minutes
Mello: frowns

the dimwitted albino thinks it was necessary to mention the latter, but that didn't move my opinion of him any higher. there was no way that would be possible

near: -narrows eyes- that wasn't on the script
mello: i don't need a script to reveal your---

aja: guys, cut it out?

Eiffel: -groan-
aja: if you two don't get down to it till a week, then i would have to extend your chain time

Caught between two evils, eiffel only then have to think which one was less--

aja: Shhh!! mello! let's go rehearse in another room. leave eiffel and l

eiffel: argh! one night was bad enough already. how am i supposed to sleep and take my shower? it's not like i don't have a life.... like this guy beside me!!!
L: how's that for progress?
aja: -shakes head- 0 percent

[Frappe]

A REVIEW ON MY DEATH NOTE OBSESSION

Okay.... so you guys want to talk about obsession eh?
-Manga/Anime
Deathnote
-Why you like it
Because of the characters. Light and L are very in depth characters.

-What you didn't like (if anything)
... they killed L

-Favorite character(s)
L

-Favorite place(s) shown
... Wammy's house

-Least favorite character(s)
... all of them were likable so... if those unnamed characters who killed Matt so mercilessly counts, then it would be them.

-Which would your favorite and least favorite characters prefer, respectively? Pancakes or waffles?
L would probably take both and eat them in one gulp
those unnamed characters that i hate don't deserve either dessert T_T

-Picture time! Make it rain upon us with fanarts, screenshots, any pictures! Share the best of the collection you should have made if you actually are obsessed.

you asked for it




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-Now think of any two random characters from it...and make them a random pairing!


nope, i don't want to pair them

-If you are obsessed, you should have been reading fanfics of the fandom. Share the best story (or stories) you've been able to find there!
T_T There were plenty, but i already forgot the titles...

-If you could take the characters of the story and put them in an entirely different setting, what would it be? Be creative. (You can be vague. Eg. pirates, shinigami. Or you can be specific. Eg. Konohagakure, Namimori Middle School, Maid Latte)
I'd put them in Transylvania and have them kill Dracula... no, scratch that, i'd put them in the twilight novels and have that vampire wannabee Bella Swan killed with the use of a deathnote. errr...too morbid? sorry


-If you could take any character from any other work into this one, who would it be such that things got interesting?
... Jack Sparrow?

-What did you feel remained a mystery to which no answer was given until the end?
L's past

-Was there some event or fact that was meant to be a surprise but didn't make it because you saw it coming since the beginning?
ah, i knew Misa would die eventually, so i wasn't surprised when the last episode showed her standing on top of a building or whatever about to jump and commit suicide i suppose

-What event happening there would be the type you know would never happen, such that if it happened you'd for a moment believed you clicked the wrong link to the next page/video?
L and light doing yaoi things to each other

-What did you learn?
The smartest of all criminals is also the worst of all criminals
Never fall in love with a Psychopath (Misa never learned that lesson)
Justice will prevail no matter what... although it may take time for it to do so (in deathnote, it took about ?6 years before Light was unmasked and killed)

[Frappe]

Frappe: Aja, I hate you!!
Aja: What?

-frappe stumps her feet to the ground and marches off-

Yume: Don't worry about, Frappe. she's just upset that you rarely get to visit us here.
Aja; -_- ah, okay then hmm.... what's going on. everyone around looks so stoned..

Java: apparently, nothing much happens around when a writer is not present. writers are catalysts for new events after all.
Caramel: yes. Frappe's been in a bad mood lately. she doesn't even like to experiment anymore. not that i'm complaining... it's so much quieter without explosions going off every now and then.

Aja: i see. where's Keanne by the way?
Caramel: still sleeping up in his room
Aja: it's noon!
Yume: -reloading a machine gun- do you want me to wake him?
Aja: ah, no. so, how are the others?

Yume: zetsubou's ecstatic to be demoted and so is everyone else. Since L's been promoted to 'muse' status, we lack one bishou for our top five.
Aja: -slaps cheek- arg, i forgot, i have not chosen anyone yet to take his place.

Killua: hey, L, since you are muse, can you convince that writer to set us free?
Kidd: yeah, she's completely obsessed with you, she'll grant your every wish.
L: i don't think it will be that easy, making a request like that would also mean a great price.
Hibari: Just get it over with
Zetsubou: yeah, offer him your virginity or something.
L: -glares at zetsu- excuse me?

Aja: Hello, guys! Your getting along well, apparently.
-kidd, killua, zetsubou, and hibari carried L over their shoulders and offered him to
Aja-

all bishou: please accept our humble sacrifice!
Aja: 0_0
L: i object.
Aja: uh... your behaving so out of character just now. i hope Frappe didn't let you eat anything strange...
Killua: we'd rather starve than eat anything that crazy girl prepares.

Frappe: I heard that!!! Killua, i'm going to tie you up and give you an enema you'll never forget!!!
Killua: 0-0 enema???
Aja: that's a thing they stick into your butt to instill fluid to your intestinal tract. I do hope you are feeling well... you look kind of constipated.
Killua: I'm not.

L: you could put me down now...
-all bishou throws L away, depressed over their futile attempt-

Aja: I need a break. anyone up for coffee?
Killua: not in the mood
Kidd: -frowns-
Hibari: -scowls-
Zetsubou: -ties a rope around his neck-

L: -rubs his aching butt-
Aja: no? awright. I'll go get my own coffee then

[Frappe]

THE SWITCH

Yume: I think I've read that title in a movie somewhere...
Frappe: Do ye always have to comment on the title?!
Caramel: well... it must have meaning...

Frappe: oohh, whazzat? -points to a button on a wall-
Yume: it's not one of your inventions?
Java: I have a bad feeling about that... try not to push--
Frappe: -pushes the button-
Java: NO!!

-a flash of light-

Java: Is everything o-okay?
Caramel: Frappe just can't help herself. I told her not to push the button.
Yume: Uh... what just happened?? -gasp- HEY! why am i in Yume's body???

Caramel: what are you saying Yu-- GASP! This is Caramel's body??!!
Java: J--Java? are you in there??
Caramel: and you are in my body, Caramel!!! It's the button that did this!

Java: If I'm you and you are me then Yume is...
Yume: I'm Aja. And what about Frappe??

Frappe: Woah! This is real good!
Yume: -slaps Frappe's back too hard, not able to control Yume's body strength-
Frappe: OUCH!
Yume: S-Sorry, I'm not used to Yume's arms yet.
Frappe: Oh hey, so you got switched along with us huh?
Yume: who are you?
Frappe: it's me Keanne! LOL, this is weird but i like that i could get to be one with Frappe.

Yume: eh...
Kidd: That's gross.

Hibari: Aw, this weird bird is pissing me off.
L:-gets Hibird-
Aja: This is most definitely strange. I get to be in Aja's body.
Killua: WAAA!!!! WICKED!!! HAHHA!!!
Keanne: I just lost my suicide kit!
Zetsubou: This sucks...

Yume: Hold on everybody! I think i can tell who's who.
Aja: Yes. I think i can too.
Yume: Let me list it down...

Aja in Yume's body
L in Aja's body
Yume in Kidd's body
Kidd in Hibari's body
Hibari in L's body
Caramel in Java's body
Java in Caramel's body
Keanne in Frappe's body
Frappe in Killua's body
Killua in Zetsubou's body
Zetsubou in Keanne's body

Yume: Phew. did i make a mistake
Aja: no, i think you got everything right.
Caramel: let's solve this right away.
Java: but how?
Caramel: simple, let's just try pushing the button again and see if that works.
Killua: But i like being in Killua's body! See i can do this sharp nail reflex!
Zetsubou: Hey don't go around swaying that hand. you're going to cut someone's throat doing that!!!
Keanne: Really? Try that on me!!
Frappe: No you idiot! that's my body!!!
Kidd: Now i know why it's called the switch. how unoriginal.

Yume: GUYS!! CUT IT OUT!!! All will be solved if the button is pushed so close your eyes and get ready for that flash of light.
Everyone: Okay...

Yume pushes the button... but then nothing happened.

Yume: Wa? I'm still in Yume.
Hibari: Try hitting it again.

Yume: -Pushes the button harder and it blew a fuse and malfunctioned-

Everybody: 0o0

Zetsubou: T-this can't be...
Killua: ooohh...
Kidd: this is all your fault frappe, take responsibility!
Killua: WHUT!!!

---------------to be continued-----------------

[Frappe]

THE SWITCH
part two

About an hour later... after the last chapter

Yume: Yume, there's no point in strangling Frappe now, the damage has already been done.
Kidd: At least I'll feel better doing it... compared to doing nothing this seems more productive.
Killua: AJA!! SHE'S BULLYING ME!!!

Zetsubou: Will you shut up?! YOu make look like such a wuss acting all crybaby inside my body. It's very un-manly.
Killua: Oh, chill, Killua. Even if you'd wear a skirt. You'd still be a man in my eyes.
Zetsubou: -disgusted face-
Frappe: What about me Frappe?

Killua: huh? you? well... you're a stalker.
Frappe: -arrow hits his heart, cries and runs into a corner for an emo moment-

Hibari: Well... one good thing about this situation is that i get to possess equally divided dark hair. -looks at mirror-

Yume: -stares at L completely leaning straight against a wall looking cool- SIgh... L looks so cool when he's acting like Hibari... even with Hibird on his shoulders... -sigh-
Aja: We are completely missing the point here. This problem, as Java said, needs to be solved immediately. Otherwise...
Yume: Otherwise..?

Everyone looks at Aja (L)
Aja: Otherwise... we would be forced to live a life completely different from what was originally ours... possibly forever

Everyone: -freezes-

Yume: That can't be!! I have examinations coming up in two weeks!!! L knows nothing about nursing!! I can't let you take the test!
Frappe: -sobs in a corner-
Killua: -gasp- I'd have this thing in the middle of my legs from now on??? and I would have to...
Zetsubou: Don't even think about it you perverted girl!

L: ...
Hibird: -sad chirp-
Keanne: I-I... this body doesn't have a neck as strong as mine! O-One attempt of hanging myself would really kill me!!! THIS ISN't FAIR!!! I'm IN DESPAIR!

Hibari: -drops on the floor- I wouldn't have my shinigami powers to use for building that perfect world!!! This is a DISASTER!! I'M AN ABOMINATION!!! -head bangs-
L (Hibari): grabs Hibari(Kidd) and ties him. You have no right to harm that body, I'll punish you...
Hibari: 0_0
L: I'll punish you after this is over.

Everyone: -pause-

Yume: wow.... that was the longest line Hibari ever made!!

Java: M-More Importantly, let's take action then! We have to think of a way!!
Caramel: -nods-
Kidd: So do you guys have a solution in mind?
Java: .... no...
Kidd: how about you, L?

Aja: Unfortunately, this phenomenon is something I have never encountered in the past which in all means this experience is all new to me.
Kidd: In other words, you have absolutely no idea what to do, eh?
Aja: Well... if you have to be blunt....

PHONE RINGS

Killua: EEEH??? Whose phone is that right now?
Yume: It's mine! -grabs for Aja (L) pocket-
Aja: -evades-
Yume: C'mon L! I need to answer that call.

Phone Keeps ringing

Aja: I'll get it myself -gets the phone out of his pockets and answers it- Hello?

ANOTHER FLASH OF LIGHT!!!

Zetsubou: What's happening!!
Yume: YES! That flash of light!! We are going to be switched back!!!

Everyone: -after temporarily being blinded by a great white light, they slowly opened their eyes-

Yume: E-everyone?? are we back?
Hibari: No...
Java: I'm still... In Java's body...
Kidd: We are not switched back after all... tsk

Yume: WHAT??!! THAT CAN"T BE!! I was positive that that light would help us!! It's some kind of magic!!!
Kidd: Well apparently, that last light didn't change anything

Killua: Where's L???
Everyone: -looks around-

Yume: He's gone... but where... -gasp!!
Java: What is it Aja? You look horrified...

Yume: Guys... I think... I just think... I hope I'm wrong... NAH!
Zetsubou: -pulls Yume (aja) shirt- Spill it!

Yume: I'm not sure but I think... L's in the real world... IN MY BODY!
----

Somewhere in the real world...
Aja: -wakes up in bed- This room... where am I?? -looks at hands and immediately shots up then bumps head against the upper bunk bed-

Aja: That hurt... -looks around- If i'm not mistaken, I must be in the real world right now... and not in my body... -runs to find a mirror in the bath room- Yes... indeed, the thing that i had dreaded most about this great switch has come true-

Aja: -walks out of the house- ANd now... I get to be a girl. This is interesting...
-----

TO BE CONTINUED```

[Frappe]

THE SWITCH
part three

Aja > Yume > Kidd > Hibari > L > Aja
Frappe > Killua > Zetsubou > Keanne > Frappe

Yume: I have the pattern switch all written out. this seems much easier to comprehend.
Kidd: Any development yet? it's been a day since L in your body disappeared.
Yume: L can take care of himself, but i'm a little worried if people see my body act like him. I'd be weirder than i already am.
Kidd: ah ha... -looks around L's room- What are you doing in this place anyway?

L's room was filled with monitors and computers that were used to control security cameras installed inside the mansion.

Yume: Keeping an eye on people. It's easier to see things this way than walk around every corridor and checking inside rooms.
Kidd: Hoe voyeuristic... that L.
Yume: Er... i believe he just developed a habit for it because of his job as a detective. he's naturally observant.
Kidd: He's got a camera inside my room too? that sneak. i'll remove it right away. -goes out-

Yume: -continues to watch people through the monitors-

Keane inside frappe's body was singing a sad song alone in his room. Killua in Zetsubou's body was trying to wear Killua's little pants but failed. He was forced to wear Zetsu's kimono for now. Hibari in L's body was missing.

Yume: Where could Hibari be?

Another sudden flash of light.

Yume: What now? -is already used to the flashes- wait is that... it's L! -saw from monitor L in her body appear in the parlor-

LATER
Aja: -drinks coffee- Did you find anything? any clue?
Yume: Sadly... No.
Kidd: I did
Zetsu, Keanne, Killua, Aja and Yume looks at Kidd.

Kidd: I found 10 cameras in my room that you installed and then i destroyed them.
Aja: ... I see
Kidd: Don't even think about putting cameras back there again. If you do... you're going to get it.
Everyone was disappointed about the irrelevance of the topic to the problem at hand.

Caramel, Java and Frappe arrived.
Yume: Hey, have you guys seen Hibari in L's body?
Java: I'm afraid not, Aja. How about you Keanne?
Frappe: I'm too depressed to notice things at the moment.
Killua: Chill out Keanne. You're no fun.
Frappe: -Gets more depressed...-

Aja: By the way aja, your home is very strange.
Yume: Wha?
Aja: Well... they made me eat this dried fish. Your mother scolded me and told me to put my legs down and sit properly on the chair. Your friends told me that too and i was forced to listen to a nursing lecture all day in a very small auditorium. A boy keeps calling you on the phone and i think he's quite interesting. And I'm a little worried about your sister's weight, i think she may be obese.
Yume: Ah... i see. Let's talk about that later okay and instead focus on-
Aja: And when I took a bath in your body i saw-
Yume: DON'T!!!! JUST KEEP QUIET L!!! YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK!
Aja: How am i NOT supposed to look when i have to wash--
Yume: YOU SHOULDN'T!!!!

Zetsu: Enough. You're both wasting time. Let's get to the heart of the matter here. Might I remind everyone that we are still caught up in the middle of this dilemma and still without a solution?
Aja: He's right. Well then. I found out that i can return to this world if i go to sleep. My hypotheses is that, this world exist solely in Aja's subconscious. And the thing that can bring aja back to reality is a disturbance, like the sound of her cell phone ringing to wake her.

Killua: WOoooo
Caramel: I have also read a few books in the library. And here's what i have found out...
Everyone leans closer to listen.
Caramel: Frappe's mansion is a highly magical place. It was created through the bond Aja has with us, her muses and of you bishounens....
Java: We know that Frappe's power is making dimensional and time portals that will enable us to cross through different era's and places. Java and I believe that a distortion was made because of the over use of these powers.

Yume: That actually... I never thought of that.
Caramel: You actually did, Aja. You wrote this.
Yume: Ahahaha...

Caramel: Now this distortions affect time, space, dimension and even souls. Like our situation here for example.
Java: the button we found on the wall a day ago was not from this time. we believe it was from a different time and must have been left to stick there and once frappe got in contact with it, more distortion happens.
Caramel: That distortion also made Aja lose some control on her transportation from this world to her real world and vice versa.

silence...

Java: and that's what we have found out... for now. It's all just a guess actually though we can base some of this from our past ancestors who told us that our third sibling has powers that are too powerful and may bring untoward events..

Everyone shot glares at Frappe.
Frappe: Uh, I'm Keanne remember
Everyone turned to the real Frappe inside Killua's body
Killua: Eh? What are you looking at??

Kidd: I should have killed you...
Killua: whut!! 0.o
Java: No, Yume. I don't think that's the solution. You see, the one who made this disaster is also the only one who may be able to change it back. we need her alive.

Yume: How crude. ^^;
Zetsu: Pwe... i would have choked her to death if only she wasn't in my body.

Caramel: Unfortunately, Frappe's powers are greatly needed for us to be returned to our bodies.
Java: We also need to find another device that will cause a second distortion.

Aja:...
Yume: And what if it doesn't work? or worse... what if we get switched but then transferred to body that isn't still ours?
Java: It's the only plan we could think of.
Caramel: Perhaps you have some other solutions in mind?

Yume: 0_0 no...
Caramel: In any case... we need to gather everyone first.
Kidd: We may have some problem... Hibari can't be found.

Zetsu: What do you mean? He couldn't have gone anywhere. this place is a prison.
Kidd: That's the thing. It isn't normal to find someone missing in casa frappe.

Killua: ye sure ye haven't look through the bathroom?
Yume: I... well... No...
Killua: -glares- You took a peek at the men's room? YOu are so perverted Aja!!

Yume: It was my last resort! I checked all the cameras! You can try checking it out for yourself!

They gathered at L's room. Every eye staring at the screens.

Killua: I don't recall L putting on these cameras.
Hibari:-beams at Aja/L- You put cameras in my bathroom???!!!
Aja: don't take it personally. what i'm doing is plainly for the purpose of surveillance...

Kidd: Surveillance he says...
Zetsu: I'm gonna get you for this L
Aja: try to be professional.

Zetsu: You call putting cameras in inappropriate places and angles PROFESSIONAL??? -about to aim a punch at Aja/L-
Yume: Killua, don't! That's my face you are trying to hit!!!
Zetsu: Tch,
Kidd: -taps zetsu/killua back- it's not wise to hit each other for now. just wait till we get switched back then we can all have our revenge implemented on the right person and body.
Zetsu: -smirks- fine.

Aja: I don't see Hibari
Caramel: This is... it's bad. No.. wait..
Java: What is it?
Caramel: if i'm right... the distortion must have been greater than we thought.

Hibari: COuld you elaborate on that?
Caramel: i'm afraid that the distortion might have opened a portal. a portal that could take you out of here and to another different realm.

....

Zetsu: There's a way out?
Kidd: Hibari must have gone through it without a moment of hesitation
Aja: It seems plausible...
Frappe: Another realm?

Yume: Are you guys serious? Hibari could be anywhere!!!
Caramel: That is exactly the problem.

Silence... then a growling sound.

Killua: Eh... Yume, cook somethin will ya. I'm hungry.
Kidd: You...Do you want to die?



----
TO BE CONTINUED

Guess where Hibari is!

[Frappe]

THE SWITCH
PART four

After the discussion and after searching for Hibari all over the mansion...
Aja: -speaks on a walkie talkie- Did you find him?
Yume: -answers walkie- No... -to Hibari- How about you, Kidd? did you find any trace?

Hibari: No sign of Hibari. But I did this beautifully made perfectly symmetrical statue of a cute looking baby!!!
Zetsu: TSK!! Completely useless!
Hibari: What did you say, Killua??
Zetsu: I said--
Yume: STOP IT!! Arguing as to who is useless won't make us find Hibari any faster. Besides we are completely useless for none of us found him yet. SO QUIT ARGUING!!!

Hibari: -hmph- I'll just keep this inside my room then -shows Yume the little statue in his hands-
Zetsu: T_T what the hell is that...?

Aja: -on walkie- I don't see any progress. I'll go over Yume if she has found any--
Yume: WAIT! -grabs statue and stares at it- This statue looks completely like REBORN!! That little arcobaleno!! Where did you find this Kidd?

Hibari: I found it under a tree by the garden. I thought it was a gnome, but it looked more like a chibi mafiaso and he's symmetrical.
Yume: That's odd... i've never seen this one in casa frappe before. I think we better ask Java. I have a feeling that this statue might lead us to the answer.

LATER
Caramel: It is as you believe Aja. This statue is not from this world just like that button on the wall that Frappe tampered with yesterday.
Yume: Haha, I knew it! Way to go kidd!
Killua: OOHH!! You're so cool KIDD!!! -kisses Kidd on the cheek, kidd evaded but the kiss landed on his lips instead-

Hibari and Zetsu gagged. Everyone else was 0_0

Frappe: Wa... what about me. Frappe never kissed me... I'm envious...
Kidd: Woah! I just saw something i should not have seen! -blech-
Keanne: @-@
Java: 0///0

Killua: hehe
Zetsu: damn you Frappe!!! YOu have ruined me!!
Hibari: MY FIRST KISS!!!

Aja: Hibari won't be so happy about that...
Hibari: Oh yeah, since this isn't my body then i guess that doesn't count as my first -phew-
Killua: Aw... Kidd, don't worry, I'll give you another one once we all get back to ourselves.
Hibari: NO THANKS!!!

Kidd: AHem-- quiet please. Java still has more to say.

Everyone in silence

Caramel: Moving on...this statue, with some manipulation from Frappe's powers, might be able to switch us back--
Yume: YES!!!
Caramel: --or might bring different results, sadly.
Yume: WHAT??
Kidd: You mean there is no absolute certainty that it would change us back??
Caramel: It's our best chance. We are out of options at the moment. So, we might as well take the risk. Of course, we all get to vote if we want to go on with it or not.

Zetsu: Seriously.. I can't let Frappe do damage again!
Keanne: That's right! We could die!!

Killua: Oh you faithless people. Leave it to me!
Aja: I'm not assured.
Kidd: Neither am I

Java: I don't think it would be fair to Hibari who isn't here currently.
Caramel: Yes. However, it wouldn't be good to spend all our time searching for him... at least here in casa frappe. As we have discussed. He might be in another world...

and also... this statue might be the key to that world where he was taken.

Java: What made you say that?
Caramel: Look.

Everybody stares at the Hibird perched on top of the statue. Hibird chirps on and on as if wanting to convey something.

Yume: Hibird got left behind. I suppose it's trying to tell us that HIbari got hold of this statue.

Caramel: -holds the statue- indeed. I sense a wave of power from it, one i recognized as a power that only frappe can use. there is very little of it from this statue that it can't take its effect on us.

Zetsu: I don't like how this is going.
Keanne: We don't have a choice, eh?
Hibari: It's all up to Frappe then
Aja: Only one way to find out.

Killua: OH OH KAAY!!! -stretches arms- Here we go!!!

Killua: -touches the statue and concentrates-

Caramel: -hands Yume a talisman-
Yume: What is this? how cool! what's if for?
Caramel: This talisman is your key back here. I've read that this is often used to help ancient wizards to escape from forests or dungeons when they are lost. It's just my hypothesis but you can probably let frappe use her powers on it to take you all back.

Yume: Thank you so much Java. I'll keep that in mind.
Java: We'll stay here and watch over. Take this -hands a mirror- it will help us find wherever you are through our crystal ball.

Yume: You're both are rather prepared.
Caramel: We got into the habit of using them since we know of Frappe's likelihood for getting lost.
Java: We've done it so many times. I just hope it works in far away worlds too.

Yume: All right.

The statue flew out of Killua's hand.

Killua: Yikes!

the reborn statue plants itself on the floor and grows in size. It's height reached the ceiling almost. The statue opened like a door from the midline leading to another realm.

Yume: Ah, if i'm right this statue would take us to Hibari's world.
Aja: Frappe where are you going?
Killua: To the ref!! I forgot to bring some snacks!

Zetsu: What do you think this is?? a picnic??? -grabs killua/frappe-
Kidd: We won't be there for long... i hope.
Aja: Let's go.

One by one, the group went through the portal, leaving only Caramel and Java. As soon as everyone was through, the door closed loudly and the baby statue of reborn went back to it's original shape.

Java: Good luck...

TO BE CONTINUED~~~~~~~~

[Frappe]

(hope that this will be the last chap, it's already been a year since i last updated this story and the switching confuses me now)

THE SWITCH
part five

NOTE:
Aja > Yume > Kidd > Hibari > L > Aja
Frappe > Killua > Zetsubou > Keanne > Frappe

As they passed through the portal they came out of what looked like school locker and found themselves in an empty school corridor. The portal closed immediately.

Yume: This place... I know this! It's Nanimori High!
Hibird began to sing a tune, which they all guessed was the school's alma mater song. When Hibird finished, it perched on Yume's shoulder.

Yume: Ah, Hibird is so adorable. And he likes me!
Zetsu: Enough nonsense!
Suddenly, HIbird began to attack Zetsu.
Zetsu: Hey! cut it out stupid bird!
Hibird finally stopped and began to chirp to Yume, as if trying its trying to convey another message.

Aja: What a rare specie that Hibird is.
Killua: Hmm... I wonder if we should fry him. I'm hungry
Hibari: I think the bird wants us to follow it.

They chased after Hibird and there in the middle of an empty classroom, they found L... or rather Hibari.

Killua: HEeey! Hibari whatcha doin' there? We've been lookin' all over fer yA!
L: -looks at all of them slowly-
Zetsu: ah, he looks like dangerous skinny panda
Kidd: You said it.
Aja: So that's how I look like with my body straight.

Hibird chirped at L and L began to made his way across the room toward them.
Yume: I guess Hibird explained everything.
Aja: Hmm... how can Hibari understand a canary so easily. Could it be that he's some kind of superhuman.
Killua: Of course, everyone here is a super human. Except for Hibird though, hehe, he's a super bird.

Yume: Glad everything went well. Let's go back guys. -raises the talisman- C'mon fraps!
Killua: Ok-dokie!

When they all got back to Casa Frappe, they found the large red button again. This time, when Killua(frappe) pressed it, they all went back to their normal selves.

Aja: It's great to be back. That ended rather easily didn't it?
Yume: You're just lazy to lengthen the story more.
L: Can't complain. That's a good thing, we don't have to suffer any longer.
Zetsu: Who are you kiddin? When you are in this prison, you'll always suffer.
Killua: Hate to admit, but he's right
Frappe: Ey, don't be so rude!
Kidd: It's the truth. But at least, this time, we are all in our original bodies.

Killua: Now... about revenge!
Hibari: -grips his weapons tightly-
Kidd: ready when you are -holds his two guns-
Zetsu: gah! Leave me out of this!
L: I'd rather have some tea.

The three armed bishounens began to fight.

Aja: Home sweet home, huh?
Yume: -shrugs-
Java: It's good to see that everyone is behaving like they usually do
Caramel: -giggle-

THE END!!!!!

[Frappe]

ZORO JOINS THE GROUP

Things have been dull in Casa Frappe since Aja's last visit last year. Things were... relatively peaceful for the bishounen's have lost their spirit. Even fighting among themselves was getting boring. Without any event going on in Casa Frappe, there was really no point in fighting or existing for that matter.

Then the door suddenly burst open!

Aja: Hello guys! How are you doing?
Frappe: Aja!!!! -immediately rushes and hugs her writing mommy- We missed you!!!
Aja: Eh?
Caramel: It's true Aja! Things were rather... inactive around here since you left.

Even the bishous who don't really like Aja, became a little more lively when she appeared. They have been extremely bored this past year without any events in Casa Frappe.

Killua: The crazy writer's back
Kidd: Odd that I don't feel so horrified upon seeing here
L: The tea seemed to taste a little sweeter now
Zetsu: I don't feel like committing suicide, either. -shocked face- What's happening to us??
Java: It's called 'happiness' zetsubou-sensei.

The bishous all looked at each other in disbelief. they were actually happy that Aja was around? How could that be?

Java: Well... it can happen since you are in her mind right now and her presence also means... our existence in her mind.

The bishous seemed convinced at that and nodded simultaneously, save for Hibari who remained quiet. But he also looked a little less grumpy than usual.

Yume: Can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm glad to see you again.
Java: It's been a year already. My... time flies.
Keanne: yep, we thought you had forgotten us. Frappe's been depressed about it, it was so depressing.
Aja: -hugs frappe back- It's alright, fraps. Besides, I got good news!
Frappe: Whazzut? -sniff-
Aja: I've found a new member for our top 5 bishous!


Frappe: -eyes sparkles- Really? Who?
Aja: He'll be here in a moment... I hope.
Frappe: Eh?
Aja: Well... you see... he's got a bad sense of direction

The door soon revealed two men. The other one was blonde, wearing a black suit while the other had hair taking the strange color of green.

Aja: Guys, I would like to introduce Sanji and Zoro from One piece!
Frappe immediately took away the cigarette from Sanji's mouth.
Frappe: No smoking allowed!!!

Killua: hey, that green guy's got a lot of katanas.
Kidd: -nods- He looks really vicious too.

Aja: They're both pirates and sought out by the world government.

Zetsu: Whaat? -immediately runs to the window- There are too many dangerous characters in this mansion, I could die at any time!

L: But isn't that what you wanted?
Zetsu: Ah...well... now that you mention it. (calmed down)

Zoro: Oi, ero-cook. What is this place?
Sanji: tch, stupid marimo. I was only summoned by a beautiful voice of a woman and she told me to take you here... now wha??? -his eyes suddenly became heart shaped, then he pounced towards Java and Caramel-
My! what beautiful ladies! Were you the ones who summoned us here?

Zoro: -facepalm-
Caramel: It was me, Mr. Sanji. Nice to meet you. I'm caramel and this is my sister Java.
Sanji: Mellorine!!!!

Killua: aw, great, another weirdo, like this mansion could hold any more.
Kidd: By that Killua, you mean to call yourself as 'weirdo' too
Killua: I never said such a thing!
L: You pretty much said it.
Killua: You....
Aja: Cool it guys, we don't want Killua bringing his family to this mansion.
Kidd: I'm the son of a shinigami
L: And I have two heirs to my thrown
Yume: Yeah, one schizophrenic albino who loves toys and a ladyboygoldilocks who bites on chocolate all the time. Oh, I'm scared.
Mello: I heard that! (voice came outta nowhere)

Aja: Cut it out you! This is episode is about zoro joining us. Not about criticizing Mello's feminine hairstyle.
Mello: FEMININE???
Matt: -snickers then got choked by mello-

Aja: -tosses Java and Caramel some coats- Wear these, we don't want this room to get all covered in blood now do we?
Zoro: Stop fooling around, stupid cook. We have to head back to the sunny.

Zetsu:-stares at Zoro-
Zoro: Oi... what?
Zetsu: You know your head remind me of a certain sea weed
Sanji: MARIMO!! LIKE THIS!



Keanne: That looks like him alright. maybe he's a marimo humanoid?
L: Quite a plausible conclusion you have there, Keanne.
Zoro: What are you idiots talking about?
Sanji: -to L- great minds think alike
L and Keanne: -nods-
Zoro: -angry face-

Aja: C'mon guys. Don't set Zoro's blood pressure up. Though he's a bit of a sloth and his hair color is strange, he can seriously kick evil butts and can aid us in times of need. So let's welcome him warmly!

Frappe: if you say so! -hugs zoro-
Zoro: What the ---
Killua: hehe.. wrestle time
Kidd: Race ya
kidd and killua glomps zoro and frappe
Zetsu: that looks dangerous, it could kill me if i join.. great! I'm joining! -glomps zoro too-
Zoro: Let go of me you idiots!
Sanji: there's no way in hell I'd hug you marimo
L: watching all of you is just as fun
hibari: ...

Aja: And that concludes our first meeting with zoro!

[Frappe]

BIZARRE LOVE TRIANGLE

In which Blood + cast: Saya, Haji and Solomon visits Casa Frappe. Saya is interrogated, haji and solomon are challenged to a contest plus a bonus round of strip poker among the Casa Frappe family.