Bishounens and parodies

[Frappe]

Hello guys! I know, you can already tell I'm a fangirl and a proud one at that.

Kurama
Killua
Kai
Trunks
L
Death the Kidd
Karasuma
Ryoma
Minato
Akihiko
Kadaj
Itoshiki Sensei
Kenshin
Keima
Sebastian
Dr. Stein
Near
Mello
Matt
Kikumaru
Hiei
Kororo
Kurapika
Lelouch
Ban
Ginji
Akabane
Cloud
Vincent Valentine
Sasori
Sasuke
Gaara
Zuko
Lee Syaoran
Sesshoumaru
Ulquiorra
Tamahome
Nakago
Natsume
Tsubasa
Hitsugaya
Illumi
Hisoka
Kei
Haru
Usui
Ren Tsuruga
Howl
Shugarl

Aja: Gotta catch 'em all!
Frappe: Pokemon!
Yume: -eye rolls-

[Frappe]

TOP FIVE

Killua Zaoldyeck


Lawliet


Death the kid



Nozumo Itoshiki (Zetsubou sensei)


Kurama

Ever wonder what will happen if these guys meet each other? Well, it went like this...

The top five shounens were sent to a room which had five chairs lined in a straight row. Each chair meant to accommodate a shounen.

Killua: -grunts-
L: -still eating on a piece of cake-
Kid: -hated the chair on the middle, because it ruined the symmetry-
Zetsubou: -behaves like a paranoid-
Kurama: -calmly takes his seat on the fifth chair-

Frappe: Hello, boys! Congratz on making it to the top five! I’ll give each of you a kiss as a reward!

L: Who are you?
Zetsubou: No! Not another crazy student!
Kurama: -pulls a rose from his hair and sniffs it-
Killua: I don’t want your kiss!
Kid: This room is not symmetrical! That chair in the middle stuck out like a sore thumb!
Aja: Actually, that's your seat Kid.

Kid: -stunned and hits head and fist to the floor- I'm an abomination! Even the chair meant to accommodate me is an abomination!

Frappe: -ROFL at Kid-
Aja: Kid! You'll ruin the floor!

After ten minutes, Kid calmed down.

Aja: Guys! This is Frappe, my muse, and I’m Aja.

Killua: Who?
Aja: -sweatdrops-

Introductions were done. The guys were forced to stay in their seats for the entire lecture. It was finally time for an open forum.

Frappe: Any questions?

Killua: Yeah! If I’m the first one ranking, why is my picture the smallest?
Aja: Um..you see… it was
Frappe: It was the only cute pic of you without Gon kissing you!
Killua: WHAT??
Aja: Frappe, he didn't need to know that!
Kid: When did you take this picture of me? No, this isn’t me! -horrifief at own pic-
Aja: That’s you, Kid. That’s really you.
Frappe: That's your face when you're on OCD state!
Aja: Frappe!
Kid: -resumes cursing himself as an abomination-
Aja: Now look what you have done!
Zetsubou: Were you there stalking me? -hands shaking while holding his picture-
Aja: Well..we kind of…
Frappe: Yep!

Aja: Hey, Frappe, we’re not stalking them!
Frappe: Oh, please. You made a whole journal and took pictures of them. What else does that make you?
Aja: -gasp- N-no! That's not--
Frappe: Admit it, you stalker!

Zetsubou: I have to get out of here. Perhaps… the only way I have left is. –Gets a noose and tries to hang himself-

L: -to zetsubou-That seems to be your number one option.

Frappe: No, sensei! –grabs zetsubou,-
Zetsubou: -chokes, gasps on the floor- What if I died?
L: Wasn’t that your point?

Aja: L! You're not helping!

Killua: -to Zetsubou- I’m an assassin. I think I can help you with your problem. –Threatens zetsubou with sharp hands and nails-
Zetsubou: -sweatdrops-
Kid: -recovers and points guns at Killua and Zetsubou- Suicide and killing is against the law. To maintain order in this world, rules are to be followed and implemented strictly. If you two don’t stop, I will be forced to intervene.

Aja: Waa!!! Guys! No fighting!
L: -to Kid- Are you a police officer?
Kid: I’m a shinigami
L: -performs epic scream and falls to the floor- Sh-shinigami!!! Am I supposed to believe that you exist?

Frappe: Oh, spare us the drama L! You’re just repeating the lines from your anime show!

L: Then what am I supposed to do? Die and drop my spoon?

Killua: -sneezes- What’s that smell?
L: -coughs out petal- flowers… from Kurama?
Kurama: -spreads flowers across the room in a hurricane then shows off his rose whip, hitting Kid on the cheek-

Kid: -points cannons at Kurama- So this is how it is? An ambush!
Kurama: -transforms into white fox self and smirks-

Aja: No! This is all wrong! Kurama is a nice guy! Why is he acting like this?
Frappe: Heck! Who cares as long as he’s hot! –whistles at Kurama-

Zetsubou: -runs to the door, turns knob but it’s locked tight- GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Aja: Everyone, settle down!

Killua: -spits- Flowers are for wusses! Real mean use electricity! –sends volts of electricity to the room-

The room went dark.

Frappe: Anyone for a kiss in the dark?
Aja: -facepalms-

[Frappe]

The new bishounen

HIBARI KYOYA

Frappe: MAJOR FYI, people!! We have a new bishou to add to our list!

-Despite being busy with their own respective tasks, all top 5 bishou mentioned above snapped their heads in Frappe’s direction-

Zetsubou: Would that mean, that one of us here is going to step down from the top 5 and be moved out of this place?

Frappe: Hmmm… -grins- Yep!
Aja: It’s kind of sad to do this…

-The bishounens smiled inwardly, each one hoping it would be him that would be sent out of this place and be freed from the dreadful clutches of Frappe and whoever her writer is-

Frappe: Let me call on… Hibari Kyoya, from the anime series hitman reborn!

-Door opens, Hibari steps in with a grumpy face. Hibird, his pet canary who was perched on his shoulder, started to sing the Nanimori High Theme-

Zatsubou: -eye twitch-
L: -claps hands-
Kid: -blank look-
Kurama: -looks at Hibird closely-
Killua: what a dumb song…

Hibari: -readies twin tonfas, says to Killua- You say something about our school theme? I’ll bite you to death!

Aja: Hey, guys, chill! You all just met! You can’t start fighting in less than a minute after seeing each other!

L: In that case, let’s wait for a whole minute to pass and let them fight.

Frappe: Haha! L made a joke!

Aja: L! You’re not helping again!

L: -pouts and mutters- I wasn’t kidding…

Kid: -eyes glow with awe at seeing the completely symmetrical weapon Hibari possesses- Symmetrical! Those tonfas would go well with my guns!

Killua: -tsk- Do you even know who you are talking to?

Hibari: -strikes Killua- Why would I bother? I’m taking you out right here, right now.
Killua: -counters with his yo-yos- I’d like to see you try bird brain!

Hibird: Go, Hibari! Go Hibari!

L: -claps-
Zetsubou: -tries to run past out the door, but it closed just in time and he hit his face against it-

Frappe and L: One down!

Aja: STOP IT YOU CRAZY GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE!

-Killua and Hibari keeps fighting-

Kid: -watches the battle- Killua’s yo-yos are good, too. He has two! They both have symmetrical weapons.

Frappe: Haha! Maybe you can be close friends with them, Kid!! –Laughs hysterically-
Kurama: I don’t think that is the top concern as of the moment… I’ll go ahead and go out.

Kid and L: -to Kurama- Where you off to?

Kurama: -smiles- I’m the fifth bishou, remember. That means, Hibari replaced me.
Frappe: Oh, yeah! I forgot to mention! Sorry, Kurama, but you’ll have to go. We’ll miss you!

Kurama: No problem. (I’m glad to be out)

Kid, L, Zetsubou, Killua froze and shouted: Why couldn’t it be me??!!!

Hibari: -uses his box weapon. Out came a hedgehog-

Frappe: Hey, Killua, that porcupine looks like you!
Killua: Are you stupid? It doesn’t look like me at all!

Frappe: It’s got sharp hair!
Killua: Those are spikes, you moron.

Aja: Everybody! Down!!

L: Funny how you keep saying the same lines, Aja.

Aja: -_-

-Hibari’s hedgehog enlarged occupying the whole room. The room was almost destroyed. The remaining occupants were trapped but none of them died.-

Frappe: Everybody’s alive!... I think!
Aja: -sigh- I’m relieved.

Zetsubou: I’d rather die than stay in this place for one more day…

Hibird: -sings Nanimori theme-

Killua: -to Hibari- For crying out loud, shut that stupid bird up!

This is Hibird ;D

Click to listen to Hibird singing the Nanimori theme song

This is Hibari's hedgehog

[Frappe]

Deathnote incinerated

Frappegurl777: Ever wondered why death note never existed in this fanfic? Here's the story.

Disclaimer: I don;t own deathnote, Ryuk nor powerpuff girls. Only Yume and FrappeG, I own!

Location: Some skyscraper. And FrappeG is attempting suicide?


"FrappeG! Get down from there!" Yume called out to the crazy girl.

FrappeG stood near the edges of the building's concrete, her arms entwined with the railing's behind her. She looked at the streets miles below calmly, even counting the number of taxis that she could discern.

"Are you high?" Yume asked harshly. "Look I know you're depressed about the reviews and all but—HEY!"

Completely ignoring her friend's sarcasm, FrappeG jumped off the building. \(0o0)/

"FRAPPEG!"

She's falling, she's going to die. The gush of wind caused her lab gown to flap about fiercely as if to demand her to wake up into reality. FrappeG heard Yume's distant cry. Drinking that bottle of tequila was a bad idea. Foolish Yume didn't stop her.

"YOU ARE CRAZZZYYYY!"

Then FrappeG felt a sharp object on her butt, something as hard as bone. She looked beneath her and there was a flash of black wings.

"Darn, human! Die by yourself!"

It's Ryuk the shinigami! (Oh, so he showed up!)

The shinigami became her cushion, splatting Ryuk to the ground, his bones and wings twisted by the impact. Rare occasion: Shinigami saves human life instead of taking it. Ryuk must happen to be flying by to drop the death note somewhere.

FrappeG was still drunk and out of focus, the shinigami's presence didn't seem too impossible for her right now.

The creature corrected his posture, turning his joints and bending his limbs properly. He set off to fly into the distance leaving behind the deathnote and the dizzy FrappeG.

FrappeG picked up the note, stared at it and bit it.

"FrappeG! Don't eat that! DIRTY!"

Yume ordered. How the hell did she arrive down there so fast? Ah! Who cares! Yume used her pyrokinetics to burn the 'dirty black notebook' that FrappeG tried to eat.

SO DEATHNOTE IS NOW SENT INTO OBLIVION. NO ONE KNEW WHAT THAT NOTEBOOK COULD DO TO LIVES. NO ONE GOT THE CHANCE TO USE IT. LIGHT NEVER BECAME A SELF-CONCEITED GOD-TITLE CLAIMING IDIOT. L DID NOT DIE. AND SO ON AND SO FORTH…

AND SO THE WORLD WAS SAVED! THANKS TO…

…THE UNKNOWING HEROES FRAPPEG AND YUME!

Yume: The last lines sounds like they come from a certain cartoon…What was that cartoon..?

FrappeG: Hurry up, Yume! Powerpuff girls is on TV right now! You don't want to miss it!

Yume: AH! Now I remember!

FrappeG sang together with the ongoing show, using her Erlenmeyer flask as a microphone. Yume simply lay on a rug eating a slice of Pizza, also watching the show.

Huh...

Blossom, commander and the leader
Bubbles, she always cries and we love her
Buttercup, and she's the toughest fighter
PowerPuff's save the day

Fighting crime
Trying to save the world
And then we're just in time
The PowerPuff Girls
Fighting crime
Trying to save the world
And then we're just in time
The PowerPuff Girls

PowerPuff!

TON TON TONONONON!

This is Ryuk, a shinigami from the anime Deathnote. And he is not a bishouonen... as you can see...

Frappe: Oh, for Pete's sake! Why'd you even post a picture of him here!! It's ruining your journal!
Aja: Give him a chance, Fraps!
Frappe: What chance?! To frighten the readers!!

[Frappe]

Deathnote Disclaimer

FrappeG: Some of the readers of Curious Case will find this story familiar. Now, at last I have a series-of-oneshot fanfic to put them on! ^^

I rarely disclaim so here goes a short disclaimer story, starring the owners of death note Ogata and Ohba and my two OCs FrappeG and Yume.

Takeshi Ogata and Tsugumi Ohba own deathnote along with its characters.

As of the moment they are being held captive by FrappeG.

Ogata: What do you want?

Ohba: Do you have something against us?

FrappeG stared at them coldly with her friend, Yume beside her.

Yume: No worries. We won't kill you.

FrappeG: I just want one thing.

FrappeG reached inside her pocket for a paper and pen. Relieved they were for it wasn't a gun. The two captives stared at the page's white blankness. Their eyebrows rose in question.

FrappeG: CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? I'M A FAN OF DEATHNOTE!

The dark room to which they were taken was silent. No movement. Cricket sounds were barely audible from outside. The two whispered at each other.

Ogata: That's it?

Ohba: She's crazy…

Yume: Shhhhh…. Don't call her that… (She has good hearing)

Luckily FrappeG did not hear Ohba because she was preoccupied gathering all her deathnote mangas and DVDs to show them how much of a fan she is.

Ogata and Ohba sighed. "Okay" and they wrote their autographs.

[Frappe]

Out of Character

L's face when he complained about his OOCness

Making an LxOC fanfic is really difficult, and with it comes the risk of mary-sueness and OOCness. If you're curious about it, then go check my other story. 'The Curious Case of Ryuuga Hideki' ^^

This oneshot is about L arguing with FrappeG about his OOCness in the story.


Frappegur777: F/FrappeG

Lawliet: L

L: I'm so out of character here.

(L was holding up FrappeG's fanfic prints of 'The curious case of Ryuuga Hideki' using his delicate index finger and thumb. FrappeG was so absorbed surfing the internet next to him nibbling on some French fries. This annoyed L.

L: I'm talking to you, FrappeG.

F: …

(L, growing impatient, peeked at FrappeG's laptop only to find out that she was researching about him on youtube.)

L: Of all the websites you could research about me, you wind up in youtube? You're crazy.

(FrappeG's ear twitched in annoyance to being called 'crazy'. She stood from her seat and grabbed L by his collar.)

F: How dare you call me crazy! I don't care being called a bitch but CRAZY? I know exactly what I'm doing so don't call me crazy.

(L stared back at her with dark, amused eyes. FrappeG was breathing heavily after yelling at him. )

L: I was complaining about my character here. (L showed her the fanfic printouts)

F: So? Who cares? You're much better being a pervert anyway.

(YOU! You stupid author!)

L: This is injustice!

F: Fwah!

(FrappeG let go of him, waved him a dismissal hand and resumed clicking her computer mouse. She scribbled notes on a scratch of paper. L tried to make out her messed up handwriting. This is what was written.)

10 things we love about LOLWLIET(? Did she purposely write my name like this?)

Good posture
Competitive
Know how to treat a lady
Great with children
Mysterious
Eating habits
Brave
Shinigami phobic
Sneaky
Sweet

LOVE IT!

(What in the world…? Who posted these things about him in youtube? L thought. FrappeG is definitely out of her mind…Please, somebody stop her before she gets any ideas. Her mind is completely dangerous.)

L: What is your goal FrappeG?

(L interrogated out of random curiosity)

F: Simple. World Domination.

(Maybe I should execute her now while I have the chance.)

Part 2

L bought popcorn in the means to bribe FrappeG to make his character non-OOC."FrappeG I have something for you."

FrappeG mumbled. "Hmmm…Whut?"

L showed her the popcorn. FrappeG's eyes sparkled and she raced towards L.

"Hold it right there!"

FrappeG stopped just a few inches from him.

"I'm giving you this popcorn if you do me a favor."

"What is it?"

"In your fanfic you turned me into a constant pervert. Could you alter that? Make Ryuuzaki more like me….You know…Cooler?"

"…."

"…."

"So you think you're cool?" FrappeG questioned.

L was taken aback, offended. "That's it! No popcorn for you!"

He turned to leave immediately without even taking another glance at the crazy author.

"HEYYY! MY POPCORN! OKAY! OKAY! I TAKE IT BACK! WAAIIITTT!"

Too late…

[Frappe]

I want that shirt!

Just for laughs

At the mall FrappeG and her one successful invention, an android named Yume, was sitting on a bench. The both of them were calmly eating corndogs when suddenly…

F: HEY YUME LOOK! LOOK! LOOK!

Yume, as emotionless as ever, was used to her master's hobby of frightening people. (She's an android so she doesn't have emotions, duh!)

Y: What is it?

Yume said as she turned her head from left, right, south, west, north…you get the point. She could even turn her head 360 degrees. Awesome!

F: RIGHT THERE!

FrappeG held Yume's head to face in the direction of a child wearing a t-shirt with a capitalized letter 'L'

Yume was confused.

Y: So? What's the big deal?

FrappeG looked at Yume in disbelief.

F: That's an awesome t-shirt! I WANT IT!

There goes FrappeG again. When she wants something she gets it. (Forcefully most of the time) Before Yume could answer, FrappeG stormed toward the lonely child with the wanted t-shirt. Yume shrugged and continued devouring her corndog. No one can stop FrappeG when she's all worked up. (FrappeG is always worked up… hopeless, right?)

F: Hey kid, I like your shirt.

Kid: Go away.

FrappeG's veins popped out of her temples, the nerve of this kid….

F: Look, boy, I want that t-shirt! Can I have it?

Kid: Not in your life. BLEE!

Kid stuck his tongue out. The very act annoyed FrappeG so she pounced at the child, demanding for the t-shirt.

F: TAKE YOUR TOP OFF, NOW!

Kid: WAAAAAAA! MAMA, HEEEEEELPPP!

Y: Oh my… going as far as raping a child in public. FrappeG you're such a pedophile…

FrappeG was attacking someone and in public too! That's just horrible! The little boys struggled under FrappeG's weight. The fight did not stop until FrappeG successful took off the shirt.

F: Hahahahahaah! GOT IT! L T-SHIRT! ALL MINE!

Kid: !

Police officer: Hey you! Stop right there!

(In the movies, security people usually arrive when the crime's over. They have such bad timing. Not much help.)

FrappeG immediately ran away. Yume followed her, still carrying with her a half-eaten corndog. Yume doesn't really care. She's an android but she still eats food. Weird, huh?

Later…

F: HEY! The t-shirt fits! This is the greatest t-shirt ever! I'm not taking it off! NEVER!

(Try to sing that, it actually rhymes!)

Y: You should be more considerate about others, FrappeG.

F: What are you talking about?

Ooops… FrappeG doesn't even recognize the word CONSIDERATE. Talk about evil.

A/N: This story was triggered when I found a child at the mall wearing an L t-shirt. I was so jealous I imagined pouncing on him to demand for the t-shirt (but of course I didn't do that!) I only passed the desire to FrappeG. She's a whole lot assertive and… liberated. This is what I do when I get crazy ideas.

Yume is Yumeri. She's a classmate of mine and she loves reading Curious Case and I thank her for supporting me. She was actually the one who encouraged me to continue writing the fanfic. So thank you! I turned her into an OC cuz its cool.

These two OCies will turn up out of the blue. Basically, they are PARODY characters.

[Frappe]

Akatsuki Rallies

The most notorious ninjas in Naruto comes together to... complain about not being in a band?

Frappegurl777: This story came from 'The Curious Case of Ryuuga Hideki', as you know, the character's come from Naruto. If you're wondering how the hell this stated, tune in to Curious case!

START!

Kenichi is happy. Deidara, Sasori, Itachi and Hidan were content with their current state. But the other Akatsuki members ain't too happy…

Kisame: Why wasn't I in the band! I'm an Akatsuki!

FrappeG: Have you looked in the mirror lately, sharkface? I clearly stated there, 'only good looking Akatsuki are allowed in the band'

Kisame: I never heard of such a thing! Who are you to decide on that, huh!

FrappeG: WELL, HEAR ME NOW, DUMMY… I AM THE AUTHOR AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

Zetsu, Tobi, Kakuzu, Konan: WHAT ABOUT US?

(the rest of the group complained then turned to Pein expectantly for help)

Akatsuki left-outs: LEADER!

(Pain was sulking in a dark corner murmuring something, deeply wounded for being categorized as UGLY)

Pein: I'm ugly…I'm ugly… Even if I can manipulate my looks, I'm still ugly… deep inside…she can still see my ugly face…ugly…ugly…

(Akatsuki left-outs were losing precious hope…)

FrappeG: Oh… Crap! You guys are so annoying! FINE!

"Kisame, Kakuzu and Tobi you'd be the bodyguards!"

"Pein, you be the manager!"

Konan: ME! ME! WHAT ABOUT ME?

"Uhh…. You're going to be the sole groupie"

"Zetsu, you be the mascot!"

Zetsu: MASCOT!

Konan: GROUPIE! WHAT THE F%^$^&!

Other Akatsuki left-outs: THE HELL! NO WAY!

Everyone was still mumbling and discontented.

Pein was suicidal.

FrappeG was getting pissed.

FrappeG: That's it for today! NOW SCAT! SHOOO! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU UNWANTED MIRACLES!

(FrappeG was busy shooing away the Akatsuki, treating them like a bunch of alley cats)

The Akatsuki left-outs hissed, bearing in mind to put FrappeG on the top of their 'MUST KILL List'.

END

A/N:

Groupie refers to an enthusiastic fan of a pop group, especially a female teenager seeking sexual relationship with the object of her adulation. (whore)

(Encarta dictionaries)

[Frappe]

This page is from a comic entitled: Mary Sue Academy

Mary Sue Academy

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Mary Sue Syndrome

Aja was typing down on her keyboard, fully concentrated on writing her story. But her concentration did not last long because after 5 minutes she found a very interesting comics about mary sues.

Aja: Oh, no. I just realized I almost made Ayame a mary sue! I better let her take the Mary sue litmus test. -texts her original character: Ayame/Eiffel-

-mad scientist and white witch muse appears-
Frappe: -to Aja- What are you doing?
Aja: Nagging Eiffel to take the litmus test
Caramel: Is that like a science lab experiment kind of test?

Aja: -sweatdrops- No. It's a test for original characters to check if she's a mary sue or not.

Caramel: Mary sue? What's that?
Frappe: Allow me! -gives the link-
MARY SUE DEFINITION
Caramel: -reads link- Oh, so that's what it is...

Aja: Frappe, you really are lazy!
Frappe: You're the lazy one here. You're the one writing all of this in the first place. I'm your muse, I give ideas, not write!

Aja: -grumbles-
Caramel: Oh my!
Frappe: What now? -looks at Caramel-
Caramel: I took the litmus test for everyone. Yume's a mary sue!

Frappe: Hahaha!!! Wait 'till I tell her!!!
Caramel: But that's terrible news!
Frappe: WHo cares? It's still news!

~~~~~LATER~~~~~~~

Aja goes to apologize to one of her favorite bishounen: Lawliet for pairing him with a mary sue almost character.
L: You mean Ayame? That hot tempered woman?
Aja: Yeah,
L: -shrugs- No big deal. It's not like she's claims she owns me anyway. Besides, she likes cakes too.

Killua: How shallow can you be? -to L-

L: -glares at Killua- Well, on the contrary. I'm often told I'm a very deep person. No one can tell what I'm thinking. Look at my eyes and see for yourself.
Killua: -glares back- That's bull---

Aja: Must you always pick a fight?
Killua: I would if you just set me free from this torture room.
Aja: What's so bad about this room?
Killua: Everyone else here, basically. All your friends are insane.

L, Zetsubou, Kidd and Hibari glared at Killua

Killua: -sighs- See that? That's just creepy when they all do it simultaneously.
Aja: -groans- Also, i have to apologize for not updating my story on you.
Killua: Good, I can't tolerate Eris either.

Eris is an original character Aja paired with Killua.

Aja: -irrittated- You're so mean, you know that?
Killua: -smirks-

Aja tried to ignore Killua for the rest of the day. Aja checked her e-mail add. One of her spam letter said:

Dear Aja,

Author from FF net. We are sad to inform you that you are diagnosed with mary sue syndrome. Please purchase our new product Anti-Mary-Sue(AMS) pills and subscribe immediately and forward this message to all your friends.

With love,
the anti sue committee.

Aja: what the heck...? Since when do committees sell drugs?

Aja rolled her eyes and ignored that email too.


~~~~~~LATER AGAIN~~~~~~

Aja went to see her top 5 bishounens again, worried that they might have started fighting again. When she got there, she was relieved that the boys appeared to be okay.

Aja: This is great! You are all starting to get along! See? Isn't it much better this way?
Zetsubou: Hmmm... -steps closer to Aja- Did you do something with your hair?

Aja touched her hair.

Aja: Ah, no, I suppose. Why do you ask?
Zetsubou: -blushes- I-it's nothing! And please, stay away!!! -runs to the back of the room-

Aja: What's with him?

Frappe barges in.

Frappe: Hey'ya people!!!

Nobody greeted her back. Frappe pouted.

Kidd: -comes closer to Aja, looks at her intently- Hmm...
Aja: W-What is it Kidd?? Do I have dirt on my face??
Kidd: No.. It's just that... you seem... very symmetrical right now.
Aja: What do you mean??
Kidd: -blushes- Forget it!! -walks off-

Aja: Okay... something weird is going on here. -walks and trips, looks up to see that she had stumbled upon HIbari-
Hibari: -holding Aja tightly- ...
Aja: ....
Hibari: -stares at Aja-
Aja: -stares back-

Frappe: When are you guys going to stop that? It's making me jealous!!!
Aja: -jumps away- S-Sorry, Hibari! -blushes and looks away-
Hibari: -stands up saying nothing, when his back was turned, he blushed too-

Frappe: Hey, Aja! What did you do!!!
Aja: I didn't do anything!
Frappe: Then explain to me why every boy who looks at you blushes! And why is Hibari blushing??? He should be biting you by now!!
Hibari: -hides his surprise-
Aja: I-I don't know!!! You ask them! This might all be be just a prank!!!

Killua: Like we would even bother doing that. That's just a waste of time
Aja: Oh, shut up, Killua!
Killua: -blushes and shuts up-
Frappe: See?? It happened again!! Admit it, Aja! You drugged them!!!
Aja: No, i didn't!!!

L: This is indeed suspicious. -puts a hand over Aja's shoulder-
Aja: -gasp- L! What are you doing?
Frappe: Yeah! You're supposed to be allergic to touching people, right??
L: -stares at hand- I have no idea. My hand moved on its own.
Aja: What?? That doesn't make sense!

Android muse Yume comes in and tips her cap.

Yume: I think I know what's happening here.

Everyone looks at Yume.

Yume; It's the syndrome. I got the mail, I was diagnosed.
Aja: You got that mail too? But that's impossible. How can anyone tell you you have it when the one who emailed it can't even see you.
Yume: Beats me.
Aja: I thought you know that already!!!

Yume: It happens to original characters, muses and writers who interfere in the fan fictional world. Mary Sue syndrome has become a pandemic. It's all over the news.

Aja: Wait... Caramel said you were a mary sue. Why aren't the boys attracted to you now?

Frappe: They know Yume can pack a power punch anytime they get ideas. ;D

Yume: -smirks- Well, aside from that... I took these. -shows AMS pill-
Aja: So, it wasn't junk mail after all.... -collapses on floor- It's true...
Yume: Afraid so.

L: -grasps Aja- Hey Aja...
Aja: Err... what?
L: Marry me?
Aja: HUH???
Frappe: I OBJECT!!!

Kidd: I can't allow that! -takes out guns- I'm marrying her.
Aja: 0_0

Kidd and L battle: Guns versus Capoeira
Frappe; I OBJECT, DAMMIT!!!

Killua and Hibari grabs Aja from either side. They glare at each other.

Aja: EEEP!!!
Killua: Let her go, Hibari. -glares-
Hibari: -glares- She's mine.

Major doki doki there.

Frappe: I OBJECT!!!!!

Killua and Hibari starts fighting.

Zetsubou: -shakes head in the negative- Those two never get along.
Aja: Sensei... you're (not affected?)
Zetsubou: -hugs Aja and looks deeply into her eyes- Let's have romantic suicide over that window!
Aja: ACK!!!

Frappe: Well... Killing Aja ain't a bad idea but I can't let sensei die... Hmmm -thinks hard-

Aja: YOU SHOULD BE HELPING ME, FRAPPE, YOU IDIOT!!!

Yume: Aja, heads up! -shots the AMS pill into Aja's mouth with a slingshot-
Aja: WHA--ACK!! -chokes-

SIlence.... All the boys stops fighting.

Killua: Hey... -to Hibari-
Hibari: -grunts-
L: Uh... why were we fighting again? -to Kidd-
Kidd: I'm not sure. But I'm not mad anymore.

Zetsubou: -performs his epic despair face- It's the mary sue syndrome! I'm in despair.

Frappe: Your drama's late, sensei. Aja's MSS is already cured.

Zetsubou: XD I'm relieved.

Yume: Happy ending then?
L: Guess so.
Kidd: -tips head-
Zetsubou: -dances happy dance- I'm cured! -woot-
Killua and Hibari: -nods-

Aja: No -ACK!!! I'm still -choke- choking!!! -gasp-

THE END

[Frappe]

THE EMO CLUB

I make fun of emo stuff all the time, but I'm shocked that there are plenty of emo bishounens that i like despite their... emo factor.


"Sasuke Uchiha"
Position: The Emo Leader
Emo factor: Brother animosity, Hates Naruto, Hates the world
Home world: Naruto



"Death the Kid"
Position: Emo the second
Emo factor: self abomination, fatal obsessive compulsiveness
Home world: Soul Eater


"Minato Arisato"
Position: Suicidal emo child
Emo factor: likes pointing guns to his head
Home world: Persona 3


"Zuko"
Position: father-don't-love-me emo
Emo factor: shouting at the sky, cries with the rain, depression, banished prince, "I will regain my honor", "the avatar gave me hope"
Home world: Avatar: The Legend of Aang


"Zero"
Position: I-hate-vampires-emo
Emo factor: He hates vampires but he was turned into a vampire. Now he thinks he is damned forever. Fell in love with his friend, who fell in love with her brother, whose brother fell in love with her.
Homeworld: Vampire Knight


"Ulquiorra"
Emo factor: There is an empty space in his chest where his heart is supposed to be. (I mean that in the literal sense)
Homeworld: Bleach

[Frappe]

The club has finally become official!

Frappe: -whistles- Not bad, Aja! This banner is awesome!!
Aja: I'm glad you think so. I spent 30 minutes creating that one from photobucket.
Yume: All you did was paste the words, what took you long?

Aja: -shrugs- Blame my stupid computer. She's not been feeling well lately. But don't worry, my dad's already set an appointment with the technician. He'll be over this monday.

Frappe: Yea yeah.
Yume: Where do you want to set up the club? They should have a place to hold there meetings.. or something.
Frappe: Haha!! What about that corner over there?? -points to corner of the room-

Aja: T_T That's cruel frappe.
Frappe: Duh! They're emos! They do love sulking in a corner, don't they?
Yume: -smacks head-
Aja: -sighs- Fine, but only temporarily
Frappe: What are you guys so worried about!? We are talking about 'emo' here! They'll love that corner, I'm sure!

Yume: Why not a room instead, Frappe? We have plenty of them here in this mansion.
Frappe: -shakes head- I stand firm on my decision.
Yume: -rolls eyes-

Aja: I hope they'll take it well.
Frappe: Who are you kidding? They are not supposed to take it well! They're emos! They'll sulk all day if they have to!
Aja and Yume: Frappe!!!
Frappe: -ignores them- Hmm, we should paste this banner on that wall.

Frappe gathered nails and hammers to begin posting the banner on the wall. Just when she was about to strike the nail with her hammer, she was interruped by Death the Kidd.

Kid: That's terrible!! You're posting it non symmetrically!!!
Aja: Kid!!
Frappe: -grins- Why if it isn't Death Jr! Just the guy I wanted to see!
Kid: You need to move that banner a little more to the left! -moves the banner over to the left-
Yume: What's with him?
Aja: He's greatly obsessed with symmetry. An inch off the mark could be fatal to him.

The banner is set up. Kid backed away from the wall to get a better view of the now symmetrically positioned banner.

Kid: That's more like it. -satisfied smile-
Frappe: Thanks for helping out! -kisses Kid on the cheek-
Kid: WHAT THE!!! -rubs kissed cheek- You didn't have to kiss me!!!
Yume: You're cursed now, dude.
Kid: CURSED???

Aja: Ahahah -fake laugh- Don't take them too seriously, Kid. They're just playing around. Anyways, what do you think of this new club?
Kid: -blinks- Club?
Aja: It says so in the banner Kid. Haven't you noticed?
Kid: I can read, yes, but what is that club for?
Frappe: It's a club for you guys! A club is what you need to belong! -big smile-

Kid: Wha??
Yume: You ought to be president of that club... since you're punctual.
Kid: No. I don't think---
Frappe: Alright! It's decided!! Kid will be the president of the emo club!!
Aja: We need to gather more members. I already listed some potential emo members on the post above this one.
Frappe: Good! Good! Lemme see that! -grabs list from Aja-

Kid: I never agreed to this!
Frappe: I think Zuko will make a fine vice president!
Kid: Now, hold on just a sec--

Yume: -grabs chinese guy- Is this guy Zuko?
Frappe: Haha!! Good job, Yume!!
Zuko: What's going on??

Aja: I'm sorry about this Prince Zuko. -hands over vice president pin to Frappe-
Frappe: Congratulations, Zuko!! -stabs the pin on Zuko's chest-
Zuko: Awwww!!!! What is wrong with you??!! -checks his bleeding chest-
Frappe: And to you, president of the emo--
Kid: -grabs the pin from Frappe before she could stab him with it- I'll do that myself, thanks! I guess I have no choice about this.. -grumbles as he attaches pin to his vest-

Yume: I'll go look for the other members.
Aja: Me, too!
Frappe: -to kid and zuko- you guys stay where you are! We'll be back!!

____LATER____

Emo bishounen's were gathered at the 'emo corner'. All of them were forced to squat on the floor, because they weren't any chairs to sit on.
Frappe explained that the budget alloted for the club was not enough to afford chairs. Yume whispered to Aja later that the budget actually never existed.

After briefly introducing the unwilling president Kid and vice president Zuko, the other members were encouraged to go in front and tell everyone a bit about themselves.
If the members should refuse, Frappe will have to resort to blackmail.

Frappe: Sasuke Uchiha, everyone!! -claps-
Sasuke: -stands in front- Can I go now?
Frappe: Minato Arisato!!
Minato: -waves hand-
Frappe: He's mute. And his attitude changes often. Poor guy had to be manipulated by RPG players. -sympathetic frown-
Minato: -takes a pistol from his jacket and aims it to his head-
Aja: EASY THERE, MINATO!!!
Yume: This should be fun.

Aja: Look, Minato!! Please don't commit suicide!
Zetsubou: YEah, that's my role!
Aja: Quiet, sensei!!
Yume: At least don't do it in front of this crowd.
Aja: Yume, stop it!
Yume: -rolls eyes-
Aja: This club is for you guys to feel like they belong to a group. As we all know, there are plenty of you emos out there, right? Some are already in heaven!
Yume: -murmurs- Or rotting in hell..
Aja: You need not kill yourself, Minato! Look at your friends! Don't you see how upset they are? They don't want you dead!

That was hard to believe, being that everybody in the room was actually amused or grinning, save for Aja and Minato who said nothing because he's mute.

Kid: -shots at Minato's pistol, sending it to fly away from his hand- That's enough.
Aja: 0_0
Frappe: -woot- Go, Mr. President!!!

Zuko: May I have a word with the crowd, Mr. President.
Kid: Of course... and call me Kid.
Zuko: -nods- Everyone, we all know that all of us here are only forced to remain and join this club against our will.
Yume: That's a good start.
Zuko: Even I fell victim to this forced election.
Kid: -nods in agreement-
Zuko: I know this is not going to be easy, but we need each other. We have to cooperate in order to protect ourselves from further harm.

Frappe: Ooohh...
Aja: I think they're talking about us, Frappe...
Zuko: So, what do you say?

Crowd: -cheers-
Frappe: I don't understand but that sure got their attention! -claps-
Aja: -head slap-

Minato was ushered away and was told to sulk in a corner to reflect on his dramatic actions. His pistol was confiscated. They had no idea it wasn't loaded.
How was he to tell them that when he is mute? He only wanted to show them his powers and his persona.

___END OF PART 1____

[Frappe]

BEYOND BIRTHDAY

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Aja: -bawls-

L, who was having a good time sipping tea at the parlor, wondered where the awful sound came from.
Aja came into the parlor, sat on a chair and cried with her hands over her eyes.
L looks at Aja incredulously. He ignored her.

Aja; -still crying-
L: -irritated- Fine. I will ask. What is your problem?

Aja: I couldn't find the novel.
L: A novel made you this upset?

Aja: Damn it!! It was a novel about you!

Frappe arrives whistling loudly then stopped upon seeing Aja's tears. She immediately accused L.

Frappe: Yo, L! You know I like you, but that ain't an excuse to just have your way making Aja cry. I will shoot you! -gets her shot gun and aims it at L-
L: I didn't do anything to her.
Frappe: -narrows eyes- excuses...
L: She's upset over some novel she couldn't find

Frappe looks at Aja.

Aja: -nods- L didn't do anything. He was doing a good job ignoring me.
Frappe: How typical. So what's the matter? Y'know I have a job to annoy you but I can't let other people make you cry.
Aja: I know... -sniff- It's just that I can't find any ebook on deathnote's another note novel.

Frappe: Whazzat?
Aja: A novel about L's case in los angeles. See this? -shows the cover pic-
Frappe: Wha, awesome!!
Aja: I couldn't get it for free... I'm broke. Worse... it ain't on ebook.

Frappe: Why don't you just steal it?
Aja: I can't do that!
Frappe: But I can!

L: You do know that you are discussing theft in front of a detective, right?
Frappe: Ey, i forgot. But you won't be able to call the police when my bullet makes a hole on your head now, eh?
Aja: No, that's okay Frappe. Thanks for making me feel better.
L: T_T Good for you. I, on the other hand, had to suffer with a gun pointed at me. -sips tea-

Aja: GOD! I just don't know what to do! I should be writing for nanowrimo right now! but I'm too busy!!
L: And lazy. Can I leave now?
Frappe: ye stay where ye are mate.
L: -groan-

Aja: Aha! I know!! -jumps over to L's back, crashing him down-
L: -moaning in pain-
Aja: L can tell me about the case! Damn! Why didn't i think of that? It's so simple.

Yume shows up.
Yume: Well the problem would be to let him speak. ANd I don't think he can do that yet when he's having a hard time breathing.
Aja: Oops! Sorry, L. -stands out of the way to leave L splatted on the floor-
L: X.X
Frappe: Is he still alive?
Yume: I think so. Probably playing dead.
Frappe: -shrugs- Only one way to find out -readies gun-
L: -sits up- Enough! Alright! I'm alive!
Frappe: -grins- Ye thought ye can fool us?

Beyond Birthday steps in.
B: Heeyy...
Aja: BLOODY!!!
Frappe: HELL!!!
Yume: -stares at B- Who the hell are you?

Frappe: L's twin?
Aja: Who knows? I heard he was in the novel. I don't know anything about him, except that he looks so much like L and he's all bloody shirt and bloody eyes. And he likes jam.
Yume: -throws a jar of pineapple jam at B-
B: -gets covered in jam-
Aja: Ah, I think he likes strawberry jam better.
Frappe: No kidding! We're out of strawberry jam!

Yume: -throws another jam at L-
L: what gives?
Yume: Just bored. SOmething has to happen, you know.
Frappe: It's been boring lately.
Aja: Yeah... where are the other guys?
L: Somewhere safe from you, I believe.

B: -licks at jam-
Aja: Ew...
Yume: Does he do that often?
Aja: I don't know! I have not read much about him. Now you see why i need to read that novel!
Frappe: Gosh, you're right! This episode is so boring without your inspiration. Will somebody just give her the damn book???
yume: Sure, this B version of her s_cks. he's like a mad dog in desperate need of jam.
B: -licks L-
Frappe: He's like a dog.
L: Ugh!

Aja: So L. Tell me more about BB and how he did those murders. It sounds like an amazing story.
L: Everything here, written so far, is from you Aja. I can't give you more than you already know.
Aja: -sobs- It's hopeless
Frappe: What a lame ending...
Yume: Why bother writing this? It's making people depressed.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~END~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[Frappe]

Up next, Howl visits Casa Frappe!

With the special participation of:



Phantom (of the opera)

and



Shugarl (defense devil)

[Frappe]

My L Obsession

Aja: Crap! I thought I was over him!!
Light: I suppose you thought wrong. -smirk-
Misa: What is this about?
Aja: Read the title Misa!!!

L: -stares at his photos on Aja's desk-
Matsuda: Seriously, L. Aren't you a little creeped out?
L: 'Creep out' is merely an understatement in this case, Matsuda. -horrified look-

Frappe: Oh, cut it, L. You do it all the time to other people, spying on them and staring at their pictures for hours! Now it's your turn.
Light: -nods- This is what they call karma.
L: Why do i have this feeling that you are all ganging up on me?


L sugar high

L: I am not high. T_T


Oh my God! L confesses to Kira on camera

Light: 0_0
L: That isn't me!


Shoot! L caught me taking a pic of him!


L's facebook profile picture.

Aja: He's trying to be cute, see?
L: I don't have a facebook. T_T


I think this picture is hot.

Light: No way... She's totally out of her mind.
Misa: Yeah, L looks like an addict her... or overdosed.
L: o.O
Aja: Aw, c'mon! L's attractive in his own way.
L: I don't know wether I should be flattered or creeped out...


His face right after tasting the jalapeno i dropped on his tea cup.

L: You what???


AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Aja: -screams-
Misa: -screams-
Frappe: -laughs-
Light: -squeals-
L: 0_0


L is about to die here...

L: Wrong. I was bored!


The photo L submitted for a shampoo commercial

L: I did no such thing!


His irresistible smile

Light: She's gone insane...
Frappe: Admit it, Imagay!
Light: My name is not Imagay! And what do I have to admit, huh?
Frappe: -smirks- That you are jealous of L!
Light: I'm not! NEVER!


L makes a call...

Aja: -crosses fingers- I hope it's me he's calling.
Frappe: No, it's me!!
L: -sighs-


L on a bike?


His actual dying face

Aja: -cries-
Frappe: -furious- DARN IT!! LIGHT KILLED HIM!!
Light: T_T
L: T_T


THIS NEVER HAPPENED!!!

L and Light: (0o0)
Misa: WTF?!!!


L does sleep!!

Frappe: He slept so well, he didn't even notice my warm body beside him!!!
L: WHAT?
Aja: We take shifts. It's my turn tonight, Frappe.
Frappe: -grumbles-
L: Go ahead. I might try something on you during that time. -is bluffing-
Aja: Oh, that's okay, L. I won't mind.
L: 0_0
Light: Looks like your threats worked against you, L.
L: Shut up, Light....

[Frappe]

L: Seriously, enough about me!
Aja: Sorry, L. Can't help it.
Caramel: Oh... this post lacks a title.
Aja: I couldn't think of a title so...

Murmurs and footsteps from outside

L: Hmm... are we expecting any visitors today?

Door bursts open

Frappe: Hello people!! We got visitors!!
Eiffel: For what reason am I here for anyway?
Matt: -steps in with a cigarette between his teeth, then acts cool- Heeey!!
Frappe: -uses a flamethrower to burn Matt's cigarette into ashes- No smoking!
Matt: -surrender pose-

Mello: I warned you, Matt. She's crazy!!
Frappe: What did you say??? Huh??? Girly???
Mello: I'm not a girl you little prick!!

Aja: oi, guys!!! Knock it off!!

Frappe: Oh, I'm knockin him off alright!!
Mello: Take your words back, you crazy, little, cockroach!

Matt was unfortunately caught in the middle of Mello and Frappe's fight. Frappe scratched Mello and Mello pulled Frappe's hair.


Frappe: Hey!! Leggo o' my tentacles!!!
Mello: You scratched my FACE!!

Near: Chill out, Mello. Your face can't get any worser than it already is...

Enraged, Mello attacks Near who avoided him skillfully.

Frappe: Hey, Mello! I'm not done with you yet!!

L: Why are they here???
Caramel: I think I better leave before anything blows up. -moves around and slips through the door-

L: -sigh- Caramel's a wise woman,
Aja: Ahaha -sweatdrops- I think I should at least keep my distance from them.

Eiffel sits on a sofa.

L: -stares at Eiffel-
Eiffel: What?
L: You're that woman I'm paired with in Aja's fanfic.
Eiffel: Well... yeah? So?
L: -gives Aja a suspicious look- What are you planning?

Aja: I need to have a meeting with you for your second fanfic together
L: As I recall.... You have not even finished the first one. How could you possibly think of starting another?
Aja: Uh, I believe it's going to be a good one and besides Yume supports me.

L: -looks accusingly at Yume who was by the window-

Yume: Not me.
Aja: Not her L. I mean the Yume from the real world , a friend of mine.
L: ....

Aja: Anyways, I plan to have Quinn with you in the next story.
L: Who is he?
Aja: Your son
L: WHAT??? -stunned and grabs his chest-

Aja: Eiffel's the mom
Eiffel: -launches up from her seat and shouted- NO WAY!
Aja: Ah, but there is a way, Eiffel. All you guys have to do is get together in...
Eiffel: No Effin WAY!!! I mean, come on!! You can't do this to me!!!


Light: -arrives out of nowhere and chuckles- With that news, I wouldn't need a deathnote to kill L.
Misa: Wow!!! L as a daddy!!! I never thought this day would come but it did!! And to think I accused L for someone who belongs on 'THAT' side of the fence!!
L: -revives- What are you two doing here??
Misa: L, you are the detective here. Figure it out.
L: -groans-

Eiffel: Aja!! Stop it!! I'm NOT doing it with him!! -shakes Aja-
Aja: But i think it's going to be a very unique story. Considering as to how many OCs are paired with L out there, I'll need to hook the audience up other than the usual deathnote story pattern. Besides, a child from both of you would shake the fanfiction world.
Eiffel: I don't care!!!
L: I'd rather not shake that particular world.
Aja: But you already did L. Might I remind you of the many fangirls you have out there, waiting fot the oppurtunity to strike and stick their hands all over you?
L: That's very disturbing. You making a 'son of L' for a character is even more disturbing. I'd really rather not chose either.
Eiffel: Don't you ignore me, Aja!!!

Light: I can already imagine it. L and... wait your name is Eiffel right?
Aja: She's called Ayame in the fic. It's her stage name. She's a model.
Light: I remember now. Her and L had been in many interesting scenes together. I recall that scene where they...
Misa: I'm so glad I can have Light all to myself now.

Aja: Okay... can you both go away now? I need to talk to L and Eiffel privately.

Misa grabs Light and carries him off. Light was too concerned about his cool to try and protest.

L: This can't be happening....
Aja: Okay. Let's start with the first chapter where the two of you....
Eiffel: I can't do that!!
Frappe: Dude, it's easy! I'll show you! -appears out of nowhere-


L: I thought you were planning to tear Mello into pieces
Frappe: I'm a responsble muse. I got better things to do. -laughs-
Aja: Like a typical fan girl, she just can't pass the opportunity to get his hands on you L
Eiffel: You're both creeping me out. You're even worse than L!
L: ...Ouch...

Frappe: This is how you do it, Eiffel. -grabs L's shirt and pulls-
L: No!
Frappe: Just pull his shirt over his head like this -grunt-
Aja: Stop it, Frappe! This is a rated teen website!! You're going to get me in trouble!!! I'm a MOD!!!
Frappe: Geez, chill out, Aja. This won't take long.
Aja: That's not the point! You could be sued for harassment!And I could be banned from this website!!

Eiffel: -throws her hands up in the air- I can't take this anymore!!!
Frappe: -rips of L's shirt and grabs Eiffel's arm- You're not going anywhere, Missy!
Eiffel: You can't be serious!!
Aja; But we are serious, Eiffel.

Matt: I think they forgot about us. We should sneak out.
Mello: Quiet Matt!
Frappe: STAY THERE!!!
Mello: -curses- You and your big mouth, Matt.
Near: -scratches head-

L: -glares at Frappe- I should arrest you for such conduct, but, unfortunately, you are too young to be imprisoned.
Frappe: Woah... -drools upon seeing L hald naked-
Aja: -about to drool but managed to snap out of it with a shake of her head- Ahem. I guess Frappe can't teach Eiffel any techniques, not that i think she has any to share in the first place.
Eiffel: -groan-
Aja: I see Eiffel needs to work on the admring L's hotness part
Eiffel: He's a stick of a man. How could you...
L: Again... Ouch
Aja: -glances at L then to Eiffel, shrugs- He pretends he's sensitive.
Eiffel: Since when have you ever been sensitive, Ryuuzaki?
L: Honestly, I don't recall but both your words cut deeper that I expected.

Aja: -rolls eyes- Okay. We'll skip that part then. You two have much to practice on. Here's the script. -hands over script to L and Eiffel-
L: I can't possibly get any ,more OOC than this
Aja: Oh you'd be surprised L. Have you read any of your fanfictions?
L: I don't bother.
Aja: 30 percent of your stories, you were paired with an OC to whom you somehow figured out how to fall in love with
L: Impossible
Aja: -nods- I know. And the other 70 percent were Yaoi fictions with almost all the cast in the deathnote series.
L: -head slaps self-
Aja: There are a few good stories too, I plan to have mine labeled as one. But, i need your cooperation to make this successful.
L: I can't -ATCHOOO!!!- -sniffs-

Eiffel: -sigh- Here, you can borrow my jacket. -takes off jacket-

All people stare as Eiffel handed L the jacket and helped him wear it.

Eiffel: It's kind of small for you, but it will do for now. It's a wonder really... You're so skinny and yet... -squeezed L's arms- ...meaty.
L: -stiff-

Aja: Wow...That was.... 0-0
Mello: ...the weirdest
Matt: ... the hottest thing I have ever seen

Eiffel: Huh?? Whoa!! Wait! Don't get any ideas! -glares-
Aja: -grins- Well, I see a lot of potential. You guys take a break. XD Come on whammy boys, let's leave the two alone.

Yume: I've been standing here the whole time only to have L stare weirdly at me and then leave...

Aja: Ooops, Sorry Yume! I almost forgot about you! And carry Frappe out here if you don't mind.
Everyone leaves except for Eiffel and L.

L: What now?
Eiffel: -shrugs- Don't know but you sure look funny in that pink jacket. -laughs-
L: You're a cruel woman. I thought you don't like pink.
Eiffel: I don't. That jacket was a gift from Alan M.
L: -stares at the pink studs on the jacket- Figures...
Eiffel: We aren't supposed to know each other that much. I'm just an OC, remember? Just one of the many.
L: You're faking that grin you have there.
Eiffel: -blinks- NO I"M NOT!
L: -pats Eiffel's head- You know... despite everything... I still feel like saying this: I'm looking forward to working with you.
Eiffel: -blushes, smirks then punches L's stomach- Don't get too intimate with me, you're supposed to be allergic to people
L: -grumbles- Yeah... i suppose... my mistake

Aja and the others peeped at the crack between the door and the wall.

AJa: Crap... Eiffel just ruined the mood!!
Matt: Don't you think L's more stupid with you people around?
Mello: He is not STUPID!! -bumps Matt on the head- He is GREAT!
Aja: As much as I like to think that way, Mello, I can't deny that L has indeed become a fool. He must be not accustomed with women around him. Hmm...-pause- Maybe a harem of girls would make him comfortable??
Mello: That's absolutely illogical!
Aja: -writes on her doodle note- Hmm... I should chain those two together and see if anything happens... Maybe a week will do.
Mello: Are you mad?
Aja: No, just genius

Yume: SHeesh... you're starting to remind me of Frappe. But then again, you did give birth to Frappe through your silly imaginings. So...
Aja: Can I borrow your chain ball, Yume? Just for a week pretty please?? =3
Mello: She's serious!!!
Yume: Go ahead, i have no use for that rusted chain anyway. -walks off, making squeeky sounds against the floor as she dragged Frappe further away-
Aja: Thanks, Yume!!!
Matt: -shrugs- But i did learn something
Mello: What could you possibly have learned from the recent idiotic events???
Matt: Why L and the other bishous trapped here wanted to leave this place so badly. I bet they were not even allowed the freedom to commit suicide. Poor fellows.
Near; Reality check, we are stuck here too. Know what that means??
Mello: I know what it means so just STFU!!!


And so... the following post will contain a chained L and Ayame. Whammy boys distress over their eternal imprisonment in Casa Frappe.
All was well.