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Post by Basil on Oct 20, 2010 19:57:42 GMT 7
Snippets from random muses... -woot-
(Inspired by Rae's Conversations of Delusional People thread)
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Post by Basil on Oct 20, 2010 20:01:31 GMT 7
Bartho: "And that's why..."
*pauses dramatically*
*eyes wide*
*gestures wildly*
"No wait! That's wrong! Don't get that conclusion... ARGH!"
Rucran: *over the video camera* Calm down, Bartho. We can always record it again...
*bored*
*hopes it won't be another three hours*
Bartho: "B-but... this is important. It's coming up in the final exam."
Ruc: *sits up*
*nearly drops the camera*
"REALLY!?!?!"
Bartho: "Yes..."
*clears throat*
"Rucran?"
Rucran: *has left the room to go and study*
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Post by Basil on Oct 20, 2010 20:07:13 GMT 7
Erin: *gushing* Selena, should I celebrate my 3rd wedding anniversary or should I celebrate my 168th anniversary?
Selena: I thought you were married for less than 3 years...
Erin: But... *blushes* I've known him since we were five.
Selena: *sarcastically* I don't know how you can stand each other for so long...
Erin: ...
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Post by Basil on Oct 20, 2010 20:13:19 GMT 7
Rucran: Shall we have bananas?
Marie: No, chocolate.
Eva: Pizza?
Aiden: Please, no pizza!
Rucran: I mean, should we have bananas in the pancakes?
Eva: But I want pizza
Aiden: *mutters* Can we please don't have pizza?
Rucran: *sighs* Eva, can we have pancakes instead?
Eva: Okay... let's have pancake pizzas!
Marie: *says quietly* I think chocolate is easiest
(Tip of the day: Never consult kidlings before cooking breakfast.)
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Post by Basil on Oct 22, 2010 20:39:02 GMT 7
[10 a.m.] Eva: Marie? *pokes sleeping kidling* Marie: *puts pillow over head and burrows deeper* Eva: *glomps* Marie: *teleports* Eva: You're up! Marie: *yawns* *sitting on Eva's bed* Not really... *sleeps again* Eva: *sighs* *goes over and pokes her again* (=P Yup... the two of them share the same room. Their bedroom used to be the nursery when they were younger. It's on the third floor of Qwertel's Boutique.) [off-topic] Nyx: No wonder she's called lilSiesta *rolls eyes* Basil: *nods* It suits her... Nyx: *g* I was being sarcastic, Basil. Basil:  oh |
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Post by Basil on Oct 23, 2010 21:18:44 GMT 7
Eva: Aiden~!
Aiden: ?
Eva: This (-flomp-) is you!
Aiden: ... I'm not cute
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Post by Basil on Oct 31, 2010 21:18:03 GMT 7
Eva: Tell me a story?
Philippe: *is sharpening his knife* How about Hansel and Gretel?
Eva: But they always get eaten in your story!
Philippe: *nods his head sagely* It is as it should be
Eva: *pouts* But you said you don't eat kids
Philippe: Don't bra- kidlings sleep at this time? *testing his blade*
Eva: Yes, but...
Philippe: So you are telling me you are a grownup now? *evil smirks*
Eva: *teleports*
Bartho: Philippe! You'll give them nightmares again. *hears Marie yelping and a door slamming*
Philippe: *puts knife down* *shrugs* It solved your bedtime problem, didn't it?
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Post by Rae on Nov 1, 2010 3:58:38 GMT 7
LOL XD Aww, but Aiden is cute. *snickers*
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Post by Basil on Nov 1, 2010 23:52:47 GMT 7
*g* Tweenie Aiden...
XP
Aiden: *glares* *pouts and crosses his arms*
Bas: *g* boys don't pout
Aiden: *glowers*
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Post by Rae on Nov 2, 2010 6:42:31 GMT 7
LOL XD And boys that glower are destined to become Nemo. XD Nero: *grrs*  Stop calling me that!*snickers* |
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Post by Basil on Nov 2, 2010 17:40:25 GMT 7
Aiden: Gah! Leave me alone! *tries to get away from Eva*
Marie: *g* You said you'll give her ice cream!
Aiden: Did not!
Marie: *smirks* Did too!
Aiden: When?
Marie: After you pull my hair.
Aiden: *headwalls* Ruc!
Rucran: *walks pass* *pretending to be oblivious* *listening to his ipod*
Aiden: RUC!
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Post by Basil on Nov 2, 2010 17:43:17 GMT 7
Nyx: *snickering* You never learn... never pull Marie's pigtails!
Aiden: *muttering under his breath* *scooping ice cream for his younger sisters* This is blackmail!
Nyx: *shrugs* I'd like one too!
Aiden: *frowns* Then I have none!
Nyx: You can always go to the store ...
Aiden: Or we could steal some of Ruc's?
Nyx: *grins* Sounds like a plan!
Aiden: *also grins* Yup
*reaches for Ruc's ice cream tub*
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Post by Basil on Nov 2, 2010 20:50:03 GMT 7
Erin: *twirling around in her new dress* *watching the skirt swishing around and then falling* *spins around slowly admiring the way the dress accentuates her tiny waist and shapely legs*
Qwertel: I can't stand it! How do you remain so thin?
Erin: *giggles* I try not to eat more than one meal a day, and I don't intend to have any children.
Qwertel: -.-; *muttering about it being impossible*
Erin: *shakes her head* *smiling cheekily* No, you misinterpreted what I said. When you have kids, you have to finish their leftovers, right?
Qwertel: *nods*
Erin: That's why most parents put on weight. Mothers especially.
Qwertel: ...
Erin: *smoothing her hair long hair* I think my husband won't mind putting on weight. He prefers me to remain thin and willowy.
Qwertel: ^^; Erin... let's don't discuss our families?
Erin: *nods* Sorry...
Both: *silent*
Erin: Can I try that lovely purple dress? *brightens up*
Qwertel: Sure! *beaming* *goes to fetch the dress*
(Conclusion: I think I definitely have too many female muses...)
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Post by Basil on Nov 2, 2010 20:55:51 GMT 7
Aiden: *whooping*
Ron: *looks up from his book* What's up with you?
Aiden: I grew!
Ron: *stands up* *is still much taller than Aiden* *ruffles his head* Shrimp!
Aiden: Hey!
Ron: *snickering* I'm still way taller than you little bro!
Anna: *sighs* Boys...
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Post by Basil on Nov 2, 2010 21:02:31 GMT 7
Arianna: The children are sleeping. They will wake up tomorrow.
Camilla: *looks up from her knitting* Why won't they wake up?
Arianna: *puzzled* Father sleep and no wake up. Mother cried.
Camilla: *amused* What did they do with him?
Arianna: They put him in a box. They put the box in a hole. They put earth on top of the box.
*thinking* Father is very dirty.
Camilla: *rolls her eyes* I think he is.
Arianna: *confused* Father is what?
Camilla: *pauses* He is dirty.
Arianna: *satisfied* *nods* Yes. He is dirty.
*goes back to stacking the children's wooden blocks one on top of the other*
Camilla: *goes back to knitting*
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