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Post by Basil on Jan 12, 2011 13:22:32 GMT 7
Because they are afraid of the bin monster from Sesame Street XD
How can any one be sure that the Internet is running 24 hours a day?
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Post by Rae on Jan 12, 2011 13:49:46 GMT 7
Because the police haven't caught it yet. Why am I so tired?
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Post by Basil on Jan 12, 2011 13:53:44 GMT 7
Did you look behind? I heard that a Rokurokubi is on the loose. o.O
Why do I feel energetic when tired?
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Post by Rae on Jan 12, 2011 13:56:05 GMT 7
Because tiredness spins us into an alternate reality where everything's bass ackwards. @_@ Where is the beef?
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Post by Κομμα on Jan 12, 2011 19:27:23 GMT 7
The beef is buried deep within your soul. Search yourself, and you shall find it.
Why do I get so utterly absurd when I lack sleep?
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Post by Basil on Jan 12, 2011 21:51:31 GMT 7
=D Absurdity only puts certain assumptions into perspective. (kidding!)
Even though a vampire looks human, what are the chances that he or she still be able to pass a physical examination? (the x-rays must be weird... I'm sure)
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Post by Rae on Jan 13, 2011 8:45:09 GMT 7
Very bloody slim, I'd say. >_>
Why don't more people eat cucumber sandwhiches?
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Post by Basil on Jan 14, 2011 0:45:34 GMT 7
Too many people will become jobless if everyone eats cucumber sandwiches. XD
How do you measure the size of someone's heart? =P
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Post by Rae on Jan 14, 2011 8:18:12 GMT 7
With X-rays and tape measures. How do you measure a year?
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Post by Basil on Jan 14, 2011 15:02:29 GMT 7
You take a stop watch and start it. Let it run onward to infinity! =D
When are pigs going to fly?
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Post by Rae on Jan 14, 2011 18:44:45 GMT 7
When genetic mutation becaomes evident in everyone. >_>
Why does nuclear sound like new year?
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Post by Basil on Jan 25, 2011 22:18:19 GMT 7
Because both can crackle and pop. =3 And they can be lethal...
Why do turtles have flippers? o.O
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Post by Rae on Jan 27, 2011 5:19:40 GMT 7
Because they can't have motors. Why doesn't the replica of Red Queen shoot out fire? D: *only wants a replica if it does*
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Post by Basil on Feb 15, 2011 10:23:25 GMT 7
Adults are afraid that children might actually be more responsible than them when handling dangerous toys, so they don't want to make any just in case their worse fears are confirmed Why do we grow more foolish as we age?
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Post by Rae on Feb 28, 2011 8:25:19 GMT 7
Because we lose our childish joy and simplicity.
Why does coloured hair cement not give actual colour to your hair?
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