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Post by Κομμα on Mar 8, 2010 14:52:01 GMT 7
All you need to do is ask a stupid question  Person 1: Why is the sky blue? Person 2: Because it's not green. Why do feet have fives toes and hands have five fingers? Person 3: Because toes don't have five feet and fingers don't have five hands. How...? And so on. |
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Post by Rae on Mar 8, 2010 23:15:45 GMT 7
Why do hummingbirds hum?
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Post by Chaos on Mar 9, 2010 5:33:51 GMT 7
Because their throats are too sore to sing.
Why does rain fall down?
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Post by Rae on Mar 9, 2010 7:56:16 GMT 7
Because it can't fall up.
Why do onions make you cry?
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Post by Chaos on Mar 9, 2010 10:29:22 GMT 7
Because they are so very mean.
What is in the secret sauce?
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Post by Rae on Mar 9, 2010 10:31:24 GMT 7
Things you would not eat if you knew what they were.
What exactly is mystery meat?
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Post by Chaos on Mar 9, 2010 10:35:56 GMT 7
Mystery meat is what's in the secret sauce.
Why do we keep going?
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Post by Rae on Mar 9, 2010 11:08:18 GMT 7
Because if we don't, we have to stop.
Why are oranges sometimes yellow or green?
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Post by Chaos on Mar 9, 2010 11:27:28 GMT 7
Because they're deeply confused as to their purpose in life.
Why don't we live underwater?
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Post by Rae on Mar 10, 2010 2:22:30 GMT 7
Because it has low oxgen levels.
Why do we need to breathe?
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Post by Chaos on Mar 10, 2010 5:47:23 GMT 7
Because we don't put our minds to it.
Why aren't plants black?
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Post by Rae on Mar 10, 2010 5:55:46 GMT 7
Because there's a rule that states that plants must be green....
Why are pets cuddly?
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Post by Chaos on Mar 10, 2010 6:02:14 GMT 7
Because if they were spiky we wouldn't keep them as pets...
Why do keys jingle?
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Post by Rae on Mar 10, 2010 6:49:48 GMT 7
Cuz if they clanged they'd be bells.
Why does the wind blow?
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Post by Chaos on Mar 14, 2010 10:56:52 GMT 7
Because it was born that way.
Why is there no cure for the common cold?
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