qwerty91
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Post by qwerty91 on May 20, 2010 5:16:56 GMT 7
A drug taking polar bear in a fancy dress costume....
Why is it when someone asks you for a pen, you know you don't have a pen but you pretend to check anyway?
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Riecharus
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Post by Riecharus on May 20, 2010 5:21:31 GMT 7
To get their hopes up to a level at which they actually believe you have a pen before you smother that hope under a relentless wave of disapointment! wow that was dark.
Why do people think there is alway's snow in Canada?
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qwerty91
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Post by qwerty91 on May 20, 2010 5:25:39 GMT 7
XD evil pen searchers!
Because whenever Canada is on gv - there's snow. Or maybe it's because in the months you get snow, you get enough to cover britain in snow all year around?
What colour does a Smurf go... when we choke it?
(courtesy of Russell Howard)
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Riecharus
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Post by Riecharus on May 20, 2010 6:33:44 GMT 7
The same colour it turns when you stab one, a slightly lighter shade of dead! Man thats even more dark than the last one.
If clouds are made of water, why don't fish live in clouds?
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qwerty91
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Post by qwerty91 on May 20, 2010 12:54:34 GMT 7
XD
Because not all fish are flying fish.
Where the hell have I put my passport?
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Post by Frappe on May 23, 2010 14:01:11 GMT 7
In your wallet? purse?
What will happen to a vampire who is exposed to sunlight? (obvious answer)
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Post by Rae on May 23, 2010 14:07:30 GMT 7
They burst into flames and turn into sparkly glitter. >_>
Why am I always hungry in the middle of the night?
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qwerty91
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Post by qwerty91 on May 23, 2010 14:07:43 GMT 7
Purse!? XD
Depends.... They either sparkle, turn to ash or sprout three heads and change their name to Clive.
Why is it so hot!?
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Post by Frappe on May 23, 2010 21:16:43 GMT 7
(ack, which question should I answer??)
because you got monstrous appetite
because global warming is doing a great job
Why are vampires trendy?
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qwerty91
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Post by qwerty91 on May 23, 2010 21:20:57 GMT 7
To piss werewolves off.
Why do vampires and werewolves hate each other?
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Post by Frappe on May 23, 2010 22:49:51 GMT 7
Because werewolves have better canines and vampires have better hair.
Why are mary sues annoying?
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qwerty91
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Post by qwerty91 on May 23, 2010 22:59:05 GMT 7
Because their middle name is 'kick me in the face please'. And they have to rhyme with Gary Stu.
Whats the best way to catapult a cat?
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Post by Frappe on May 24, 2010 17:30:14 GMT 7
Using a super huge slingshot
Why would you ever catapult a cat?
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qwerty91
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Post by qwerty91 on May 24, 2010 20:25:12 GMT 7
If you were a dog. Or a mouse.
Why do people wear trenchcoats in the sweltering heat?
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Post by Rae on May 24, 2010 20:37:51 GMT 7
Because they wanna be either creepy or fashionable. *wears trenchcoats when it's hot*
Why are some guys so pervy? *glaring at her computer*
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