Conversations of Delusional People (aka my muses)

[clairavance]

XD!! Oh my gosh that was hilarious!!

[Rae]

XD Thankies, Claire.

[Rae]

Intro:
Rae is sitting in Vergil and Selena's living room. Dante is sitting to Rae's right, looking boredly at Rae's computer screen, and Death is sitting, invisible, on Rae's other side (since Rae is too possessive of Death to share her with the world yet). Rae keeps looking up from her word doc to watch the triplets cause mayhem.

Me: "D'you ever think it's weird how much the boys look like you and Vergie?"
Dante: "*jumps slightly out of his daze* Eh...never really thought about it."
Me: "Didn't think so.... *headtilts* They're kinda like weird mini-yous.... "
Dante: "*snickers*"
*silence*
Me: "*turns slightly to Death* Gus has a crush on you, you know. *is nodded at*"
Dante: " *has no idea who his writer is talking to*"
Me: "*oblivious* And you're fine with that? *watches Death shrug* Thought so. We might have to do something about that. *is nodded at again*"
Dante: "*looking around* Rae...uh...who the hell are ya talking to? Are you talking to yourself again?"
Me: "*in a duh voice* No...I'm talking to the invisible person next to me. *winces as Dante's eyes go wide*"
Dante: " *slowly* Right.... *leaves room to go get Kai*"
Me: " Wait, Dante! Don't--! *mortified**is patted on the back* T-T Not again...."

[Rae]

Intro:
It's approx. sometime between 10 and 10:30pm. Rae is laying in bed with most of the lights out, trying to handwrite out a scene that's been giving her a lot of trouble. Jor is laying across her headboard, as a snake, and whispering advice.

Me: "*writing**very pleased with herself*"
Marcus: "*appears* Hey, Rae. *is ignored**realizes something and blinks* Why's it so dark? And why the hell are you writing in a notebook in the human world?"
Jor: "*hisses at Marcus*"
Me: "*flatly* It's night time. Dark is how it gets then. *attempts to write more**suddenly has a block* I'm trying to write this scene...it's being a real pain."
Marcus: "*surprised* A scene's giving you trouble? *headtilts* Let me see it."
Me: " No! *holds the notebook to her chest*"
Marcus: "*pouts* Aww, come on, Rae! *tries to grab the notebook and fails* I've read everything of yours! You know I'm not gonna tease you...much."
Jor: "*snickers*"
Me: "It's the much I'm worried about. :S *has the notebook stolen**mutters*"
Marcus: "*flips past school and site notes until he gets to the right page* Mmmm...smut.... *gapes* Hot smut. *keeps reading*"
Me: "*blushing**snatches notebook back* First of all...it's not gonna be smut...well...sorta. Anyway. Secondly, this is exactly the reason I didn't tell you or anyone I was gonna write this. Now I can't think. *sighs sadly*"
Marcus: "*raises his eyebrows* You told him. *points at Jor*"
Me: "No I didn't...I pulled out my notebook and he just showed up. *closes notebook and huglz it**sighs* Don't give me that look, Marcus. I'm too tired for this."
Marcus: "*sulks* Fine...goodnight."
Jor: "*vanishes*"
Me: "Night. *turns out the light as she puts her notebook on the books by her bed**waits a moment* You're still here, aren't you?"
Marcus: "*snickers* Yep. *reading the scene*"
Me: "MARCUS! *attempts to kick him**misses and nearly falls off the bed**grumbles and goes to sleep*"

[Rae]

SPOILERS!
Intro:
Rae is trying to scratch out FI chapter14 (woot!) or 15...depending on how you look at it (woot anyway!). Hence she is crouched down behind a freaky looking fountain in an even freakier looking room which Jenny and Verin are standing in.

Jenny: "*meekly* Who-who are you?"
Verin: "*slyly* Who do you want me to be? *ignores Jenny's mortified expression* I can scarcely believe you came to me so easily."
Jenny: "*takes a step back* I didn't come to you."
Verin: "*mockingly* Then how on earth did you get here? *thoughtfully* Perhaps it was the boy's fault."
Jenny: "Julian, didn't--"
Verin: "Are you sure?"
Jenny: "*hesitates* What do you want with me?"
Verin: "Let me spell it out for you."

The scenery abruptly changes to a dark playground on a hill above a cemetery.

Me: "*eeps along with Jenny* Er...Verin? This wasn't in my plan.... *sits down on a low wall around a sand box**nervous*"
Verin: "Shut up, Rae. *keeps staring at Jenny* Let's play a game."
Jenny: "*whimpers* No...."
Verin: "Yes. A question for a question is...fair, enough. But if you lie...you'll regret it. Understand?"
Jenny: "*keeps looking at her author**scared**backs up until she's sitting on a swing* How do I know you won't lie?"
Me: "*gives Jenny an apologetic look**scared*"
Verin: "*scowls* I'm not so underhanded. I keep my promises."
Me: "Er...Verin? You're going off plot.... :S"
Verin "Rae...if you don't leave in the next five seconds, I will eat eat your rabbit."
Me: " Eep! My baby! *runs off to check on him*"

Rae comes back a little while later and gives up on trying to find Jenny and Verin. Peeks into a room. Backs out as she hears Marcus and Julian bicker. She gives up and goes to find something to sooth her sore and stares at her com screen, wishing for inspiration.

(T-T None of my muses are helping me....)

[Rae]

Intro:
Rae is sitting on a couch, trying not to cry. Lu and Marcus exchange looks and sit down on either side of her.

Lu: "What's wrong?"
Marcus: "*frowns* Yeah, you look like sh*t. Again."
Me: "*types slowly* We went to go see Eat Pray Love."
Lu: "And this movie made you sad? *confused*"
Me: "Sorta. It got me thinking about my life...and...."
Marcus: "And?"
Me: "And I realized that I hate the way I live. I mean...I love my friends and my family, but I hate my lifestyle. I can't stand just sitting around watching tv, listening to people making fun of me, and constantly cleaning and fretting about cr*p that really doesn't matter. I just...I can't do this anymore."
Marcus: "*looks down at his feet worriedly* And what're you going to do?"
Lu: "Yes, what will you do about it? None of us like watching you like this."
Me: "I...don't know. But I know what I want to do. I want to go away for a while. Go to Italy...or something. Just...away. And do nothing that I normally do."
Marcus: "Sounds like a plan. One problem with it."
Me: "I know. Money. I was thinking about it and...perhaps I could work my way around."
Lu: "Yes, but don't forget that you're seventeen."
Me: "I know. *sighs* By the way...I didn't get the job. Eh. I gotta go, guys...dinner time."
Marcus: "*kisses his author* Good bye. Come back soon."
Lu: "Talk to you soon."
Me: "Yeah...whatever. *goes*"

[Rae]

Intro:
Rae is staring at the screen, oblivious to the fact that the power cord could spazz and cut off at any moment. Marcus peeks over her shoulder.

Marcus: "Eh...Rae? WTF are you staring at?"
Me: "*googly eyes* Azabadagawazedanom. *staring*"
Marcus: "*distrubed**plops down* Seriously. You okay?"
Me: "*shakes her head* No...I'm spazzing...I did that...and it's on a website...and people are gonna see it...and I was worried it was cr*p...and here it is...staring me in the face."
Marcus: " Er...but didn't everyone tell you it looked--Forget it. You're tuning me out."
Me: "No...I'm having a heart attack. *blinks* OOH! Someone reveiwed! *spazzes a lot*"
Marcus: "*sighs and X-es out of hotmail and Claire's site* Okay, writing time little girl. *makes his writer write*"

(Yeah...I'm insane. XP)

[raven1972]

Yes your insane Padfoot but in a good way

[Rae]

Rebellion Spoilers!
Intro:
Fortuna City, just after dusk. Demons have just taken over the city. Four year old Nero (aka Teeny Nero) has just discovered that he has been seperated from Teeny Kyrie and that he is all alone in an alleyway.

Teeny Nero: "*looks around**realizes he's lost* No...no. Kyrie?! Where are you?! KYRIE?!"
Dante: "*rolls his eyes**leaning against a wall* Pfft...like that line never gets old."
Teeny Nero: "*glaaaaaares* Go away. I'm trying to do my scene and you're messing it up."
Dante: "You were already messing it up, Kid."
Nero: "*messing with the bandages he just put on the Devil Bringer**confuzzled* What's goin' on?"
Dante: "*flatly* You're being an idiot."
Nero: "*frowns* I just got here, Dante. *hasn't had time to do anything idiotic*"
Dante: "Tch. Not you. You. *glares at Teeny Nero*"
Teeny Nero: "*glares**pouts adorably*"
Nero: "*still confused*"
Lady: "*levels Kalina Ann at Dante* Leave the kid alone, Dante."
Dante: "C'mon, babe, I'm not doin' anything! He's the one givin' lip."
Lady: "*lowers Kalina Ann and leans against it* I don't care. I just want to get this job over with. Got it?"
Dante: "*put out**frustratedly* But--"
Vergil/Nelo Angelo: "*quietly* Enough."
Everyone: *shuts up*
Dante: "*looks at his twin**is hurt* But, Verge--"
Vergil/Nelo Angelo: "*still quiet* I don't want to hear it. *ignoring that Teeny Kyrie is sitting happily on his shoulders* We have been at this for eight hours. Wrap this up so I can get back to my children. *tired and frustrated*"
Lady: "*slightly dumbstruck**still hasn't wrapped her head around the AU stuff yet*"
Nero: "*fidgets awkwardly**nods in agreement*"
Dante: "*slightly ticked at his twin for not siding with him**eyes the Zweihander nervously**half-shrugs* Whatever, dude. *disappears from veiw with Nero and Lady*"
Vergil/Nelo Angelo: "*walks over to his author and sits next to her as he makes Teeny Kyrie jump down*"
Me: "*watchs Teeny Nero and prepares to take notes**whispers* Thank you."
Vergil/Nelo Angelo: "*gives her a look*"
Me: "*freaked out by look**looks over at Teeny Nero* And...er...action?"

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XP Just another day at the office.

[Rae]

(Convo on a site. >_> What? Marcus and I can't have actual convos on sites? >_>)

Marcus: "Mm...green...you lookd kinda like a leaf, dear."
Me: "As opposed to you who look like you've been kicked out in the rain all night?"
Marcus: "Ouch. Finally! The wit is back!"

[Rae]

(I love my muses, I really do. But I wish they'd stop using me as an excuse to not do things.)

Intro:
Thierry is hiding in Rae's bedroom (he thinks she's asleep) while Vishja is attempting to pull open the (locked) door. They're also yelling really loudly...cuz Thierry doesn't wanna go back to work. Freya's sitting on Rae's bed, trying not to laugh.

Thierry: "No, Vishja! I'm not going back! I'm taking care of my daughter!"
Vishja: "Lord Thierry, please come back. The counsil's getting angsty."
Freya: "*whispers to Rae* Does he realize PMS isn't an illness?"
Me: "*half-asleep**grunts*"
Thierry: "They's survive without me for a while. I'm asking you as a friend, Vishja. Please, just let me take a week off."
Vishja: "I'm sorry, Thierry, but I have to take you back."
Thierry: "*scowls* Fine. Then as your king I comand you to leave me and go back."
Vishja: "*scowls**berates him in Russian as he leaves*"

[Rae]

(Muse convo between the twins and Raven's muse Emmy. Note: Dante has recently developed a slight phobia of Emmy.)

Intro:
Muse house, I guess. Night time. Dante's eating pizza. Everything's...you know, normal.

Emmy: "Hey tall, red, and dorky. *giggles* What dangerous stuff have you been up to?"
Dante: "*awkwardly* Nothin', really. Business is business."
Emmy: "Well your business is dangerous enough! I hope you have been taking care of your self and treating any injuries you may have recived!"
Dante: "*sighs* I have...not that I need to. *has a new, triangular shaped scar on his shoulder*"
Emmy: "Oh really? *flys over and look Dante over and finds the scar* And what pray tell is this? A love bite from a demon?"
Dante: "*grins arrogantly* Yeah, it is. Wanna see the rest?"
Emmy: "NO, I DO NOT! YOU ARROGANT TWIT! What I want is for you to be more careful! I am your friend and I don't want you getting hurt!"
Dante: "*still sounding arrogant* I'm not gonna get hurt. Geez."
Emmy: "BULLSH*T! THAT SCAR PROVES YOU WILL EVEN IF IT ISN'T SERIOUS! ONE OF THESE DAYS YOUR ATITUDE AND BRAVADO IS GONNA GET YOU HURT BADLY!"
Dante: "*smirking* And when it does I'm sure you'll be all over my @ss telling me that you told me so."
Emmy: "*furious* Yes, I will be. You should count your self lucky your demonic blood prevents me from turning you into a frog and dropping you in the nearest pond!"
Dante: "Why would ya wanna do that anyway? *gives her an odd look* C'mon, babe. You know my work's dangerous. Why the hell are you so worried about it? *sounds awefully casual*"
Emmy: "Because it would keep you out of trouble and it might just teach you some sense! Because I care about you you big twerp! *kisses Dante's cheek*"
Dante: "*snorts* Mm-hmm. If ya care about me...you gotta let me be. My mom doesn't even complain about work anymore. It's life, babe. You gotta just ignore the bad."
Emmy: "I accept the danger of your work but I don't have to like it."

[Rae]

Intro:
Er...Diabolus Sileo, I guess. Not sure what time it is or anything. XP Vergil is being mopey and Eva (his daughter, not mom) comes to see him.

Eva: "*notices her daddy**hides behind Rae**whispers* is Daddy alright?"
Me: "*huglz Eva* Er...I dun think so. Do you think you could talk to him about...whatever you put in the card? Maybe it'll make him back to normal. >_<"
Eva: "*fidgets nervously**nods**worried* *walks over to Vergil and hugs him* Daddy?"
Vergil: "*looks down at Eva**is frowning**not sure what to say*"
Eva: "I hope you're not mad... *pouting*"
Vergil: "*impassively* Of course, I'm not."
Eva: "You ... *hesistates* are thinking about something again? *a little sad**wonders why her Daddy is so sad*"
Vergil: "It...depends on what you're refering to. *frowns* What's wrong?"
Eva: "*whispers something to him**tells him that she doesn't want him to leave**promises that she'll be good*"
Vergil: "*sighs and pulls Eva onto his lap* It's not a matter of either you or your brother's disbehaving. There are things, adult things, I...have to attend to."
Eva: "*still sad* Must you? I don't want you to go if you don't come back again."
Vergil: "Yes, I must. *considers* Do you know who Mundus is?"
Eva: "*both shakes and nods* A little... *shifts uncomfortably* I asked Aunt Basil about him. *snuggles closer to her father* *leans against him*"
Vergil: "*strokes Eva's hair* He is the demon emporer. And he desires to harm you and your brothers. I need to find a way to stop him."
Eva: "*nods sadly* *doesn't understand the full implication but can tell it's serious from her daddy's tone* Why?"
Vergil: "*hesitates* You are a descendant of Sparda, and therefor a possible threat to him. That is why he's attempting to kill us all."
Eva: "*wiggles* *doesn't ask anymore questions**wraps her arms around her father* Promise you'll be back soon? *secretly wishes she, Atty and Gus can do something*"
Vergil: "*stares down at Eva* I cannot make a promise I don't know if I can keep. But...I'll try. 'Grandpa' is coming with me. *hopes Eva and the boys don't try to attack Mundus*"
Eva: "*hides her face in his chest**doesn't say anything*"

(Sweet but sad, huh?)

[clairavance]

Dawwwwww! D: Mundus must die!

[Rae]

D: Yeah, he must! *sad*