Conversations of Delusional People (aka my muses)

[Rae]

This has been the constantly reaccuring convos that have taken place during NaNo:

Marcus: "Rae, what're you--Why the hell aren't you writing? "
Me: "DX I dun wanna!"
Marcus: "I don't care, you have to. >_<"
Me: "No, I don't! D:"
Marcus: "Get back to work or I'm getting Vergil."
Me: "*shrieks and runs away*"

--

Me: "*yawns*"
Vergil: "*gives Rae a look*"
Me: "What? I'm tired."
Vergil: "And? Get back to work. -_-"
Me: "But-but...I'm tired. D: *is glared at**writes*"

(I think I'm procrastinating...just a little. ._.)

[Rae]

Intro:
It's the middle of the night and Rae is freaking out and trying to write a bunch of scenes for Rebellion so she can get them looked over soon. Credo and Nero are asleep at opposite ends of the couch with Kyrie laying with her feet on Credo's lap and her head on Nero's lap. Vergil and Dante are asleep on the other couch and would probably be trying to kill each other if they were conscious and saw that they were laying on each other. Lady, Trish, and Shade are also all asleep at various places in the room. Rae keeps typing, ignoring how friggen cold it is.

Me: "*typetypetype**munches lollipop**types more**frown**whispers* Nero? Nero?! *throws water bottle at sleeping muse*"
Nero: "*half asleep**catches bottle and chucks it back at his writer**goes back to sleep*"
Me: "*grumbles**sighs**thinks* Vergil? Dante? Either of you awake? *gets no response*"
Sparda: "*has come into the room, unnoticed by Rae**puts a hand on the girl's shoulder*"
Me: "*screams**sees who it is and calms down**finds it funny that none of her muses woke up* Oh, it's you, Sparda. Er...sorry, didn't expect you to be here. ^^;"
Sparda: "*sits down next to Rae in the only free space available**glad he's not trying this in his demon form* It's fine. Tell me, why were you aiming to create pandemonium? *referring to the fact that if either of his sons wake up the way they're laying there will be war*"
Me: "Pandemonium? Oh, no I wasn't trying to get the mad. I was...er...I need help. With a scene."
Sparda: "Is this, perhaps, part of the Mundus scene you were rewriting?"
Me: "Er...no. This is part of the battle of Vergil and the giant frog."
Sparda: "*can't think of how to reply to that*"
Me: "*ignores unresponsiveness* I need Vergil banter. :S And...I got nothing."
Sparda: "*understands* Since I am a muse, may I offer assistance?"
Me: "Er...seriously? I guess, but...er...no offense, but you're not Vergil. :/"
Sparda: "*amused* Perhaps not. *get up**takes his monacle and gloves off and slips them in a pocket**shrugs out of is coat and puts Vergil's on then does something to his hair**could now easily pass for his son* But I think I know my son well enough to play act as him for a moment."
Me: "*staring**gaping**amazed* Holy sh*t."
Sparda: "*nods and sits back down* Indeed. Now. What exactly did you need help on?"
Me: "*shows him*"
Both: "*start working*"

(These white haired men...they're driving me insane. >_>)

[Rae]

Intro:
Rae's cowering in her mostly dark room with a bowl of vanilla ice cream, her Cirque Du Freak books, and her computer and is trying to not go and grab her knife or a sword.

Me: "*looking around and feeling generally paranoid*"
Joey: "*watching Rae curiously*"
Alice: "*sitting next to her freaked out writer**timidly* Is there something amiss, Lady?"
Me: "*nearly eeps**stops self just in time**clears throat awkwardly* Er...n-nothing. Nothin's wrong. *gulps*"
Joey: "*raises an eyebrow* You are a very bad liar, Lady."
Me: "*gives in* Okay...but...but don't make fun of me. *waits for them both to nod* I feel like the house is being watched. Mum noticed it too. So did the dog. I know, I know. I'm paranoid and scared of everything. But seriously. We're all freaked out. And...and we think we saw a wolf in the back yard."
Alice: "*gulps and looks worried*"
Joey: "You know it's probably your imagination, right?"
Me: "Yeah, but can you really say you want to find out if I'm right or wrong or not? *frowns*"

(*trembles* Someone save me from my creepy house. :S)

[raven1972]

O.O oh my *protects da Padfoot*

[clairavance]

Mikael *guilty face*: It was me!

LOL! I'm sorry your house is creeping you out Shadow. Mine creeps me out when I'm alone or when it's in the middle of the night. But then most houses I've lived in creep me out in one form or the other, so maybe it's a too-hyped-on-imagination-writer thing?

[Rae]

^ First off: ZOMG CLAIRE! X3 *spazzes so much she explodes* -tackleglomps- Thanks. Yeah, I think you're probably right. And it doesn't help that I've been watching, reading, and writing horror storries. :/ Though...does that mean the dog's a writer if she's getting freaked out, too? XD ROFL Mix! Why'd you have to go and scare us? I was gonna send you a pizza. >_>

@prongs: Thankies. *huglz*

[Rae]

Okay, not a convo, but here is the normal bedtime routine for Atty and Gus:
Bath
Change into pjs
Brush teeth and hair
Get in bed
Read (Gus)/ Listen to some one read him a story (Atty)
Sleep
-three hours later-
(Atty) Get out of bed and climb into Gus's so he can sleep.
Get up and get a snack (every other day)

>_< How do either of them get any sleep?

[raven1972]

LOL if Vergil's hair wasn't naturally silver i think his sons would give him grey hair in short order XD

[Rae]

Intro:
Rae is staring into space, thinking about a character in a fic. Marcus wanders in for the first time in nearly a week, looks tired, slightly bloody, and windswept.

Marcus: "What are you up to?"
Me: "*gives him a grr look**conteplates whether to answer him or not as she unpauses her game* I'm trying to decide whether or not this character is a Mary Sue."
Marcus: "*looks over notes* She's not a Sue...she has a dictionary...and thesaurus...and lots of books most Sues can't read. "
Me: "Duely noted, but...still. She just feels...Sue-ish."
Marcus: "Then...make her unSuey."
Me: "How do I do that? *get no answer**ponders**brightens* I could kill her. ;D"
Marcus: "You...you're the only person I know who thinks killing off a character makes them less Sue-ish. -oO- "
Me: "Weeeeeeeeell...this story is like my baby...and these Sues are like some evil disease trying to brutally slaughter it and take it into the section of bad fiction. I'm curing it. "
Marcus: "Yeeeeaaah. That's it exactly. Watch out world, here comes Rae...curing cancer one dead Mary Sue at a time."
Me: "*too sleepy and thoughtful to notice the sarcasm* I kinda like the sound of that. ;D"
Marcus: "-lmao"Oh, sh*t! Watch it, giant evil lizards! *staring at the game*"
Me: "....-headwall-"

[Rae]

Intro:
Diabolus Sileo, midday. Vergil walks in the door, having just got back from a job, and wanders into the living room, where his sons are sitting.

Atty: "Stupid."
Gus: "*calmly* Inane."
Vergil: "*freezes**raises an eyebrow as he hears his sons*"
Atty: "Weird."
Gus: "Grotesque."
Atty: "Screw up."
Gus: "*still sounding calm* Bollix up."
Vergil: ".... *confused**wondering if they're in the middle of another arguement*"
Atty: "*thoughfully* Ass."
Gus: "Donkey."
Vergil: "*now thuroughly taken aback**opens his mouth to speak*"
Atty: "Rat-faced."
Gus: "*pulls Thesaurus out from under the pillow he's sitting on and flicks it open* That...is not in here."
Atty: "*looks put out*"
Vergil: "*clears throat**sounds so confused* What's going on in here?"
Atty: "*beams* Dad! Gus is teaching me new words. ;D"
Gus: "*nods to show Atty's telling the truth*"
Vergil: ".... *sighs**leaves the boys to it and sits down next to his writer* My sons are insane."
Me: "*giggling*"

[Basil]

^^ Can't believe I almost missed this on my way to bed. *thinks it's adorable*

Do they study together like this often?

[Rae]

*also thinks it's adorable* On occassion. X3 Usually it's Gus who's quizzing Atty, though.

[Rae]

Intro:
Rae's in her bedroom, getting ready for bed despite that it's only noon. She would already be asleep...but her and Dante and Vergil were chatting and Vergil's passed out...in her bed. Dante, however, is laying on the floor going through the DMC mangas, since that's the only non-romantic manga Rae owns.

Me: "*getting undressed**thoughtfully* Hey, Dante?"
Dante: "*grunts in acknowledgement since he's tired, and if he turns to look at Rae right now he'll be murdered*"
Me: "You ever stop and think about why you two don't get along? *gestures between him and Vergil before pulling a robe on*"
Dante: "*looks up at his sleeping twin* Eh...no? We jus' don't, babe."
Me: "*sits on the edge of her bed**wryly* You think you'd get along better if you didn't tell him to 'Sit down and shut up. I don't want to hear another word come out of your mouth'?"
Dante: "...No? *fidgets*"
Me: "*sighs**lays down**grrs as she realizes Vergil's taking up most of the room on the bed* .... *shoves him as far over as she can, then curls up and goes to sleep*"
Vergil: "*teetering on the edge of the bed**falls onto his brother and wakes up*"
Twins: "RAE! "
Me: "*asleep*"

(I think I just figured out why the twins dun get along.... >_>)

[Rae]

Intro:
Dante keeps trying to get at Vergil's shirt while Vergil attempts to keep him back. This awkward wrestling continues on for a few minutes, punctuated by growls, cursing, snarls, and punches/slaps/kicks/smacks/general abuse. Enter Rae, who's got an apple in one hand and her list of things she needs to clean in the other.

Me: "*takes a bite**mutters* Bunny room...dishes...floors...the fireplace...bathroom...closets...be-- *blinks**just noticed the twins* Er...what the heck are you guys doing?"
Vergil: "*looks relieved* Rae! Get him off me!"
Me: "*blankly* ...Why?"
Vergil: "*anxiously* Just get him off me, girl!"
Me: "...wait a sec. Why is he on you in the first place?"
Vergil: "*punches Dante as his hands get too close to his belt* How should I be expected to know the oddities that run through my brother's mind? He just randomly attacked me."
Dante: "*still trying to get at Vergil's clothes* I didn't attack him."
Me: "Mm-hmm. *looks thoughtfully amused* And why are you...doing whatever you're doing?"
Dante: "'M on a mission."
Me: "What mission? Molesting your brother or dying?"
Dante: "Neither."
Vergil: "*grabs Dante's wrists* Stop this nonsense, now, brother."
Dante: "Gimme my hands back, Verge. I just-nonononono, wait! Don'tdon'tdon't bite m-OW!"
Me: "*sits down, crosses her legs, and watches**grinning*"
Vergil: "*spits blood out his mouth and onto Marcus's expensive rug**lets go of his brother* Get. Off. Me. Now. *loosing his cool*"
Dante: "*nurses his bleeding hand**looks put out**abruptly grabs his brother's wrists and yanks up his twin's shirt*"
Vergil: "DANTE! *struggles*"
Me: "*giggles* Dante? What mission?"
Dante: "*looks up under his brother's shirt* The one your mom put on. Looking to see if Verge's got piercings or tattoos."
Vergil: "*ranting*"
Me: "Why didn't you just ask him or Selena?"
Dante: "*trying to peer down the back of Vergil's shirt**nearly gets his ear bitten off and sits back some**looks at Rae* They wouldn't've given me a straight answer, babe."
Me: "True. *puts her legs up on the coffee table and her arms behind her back and keeps looking at them* You know, the only place you have left to look is.... *nods towards Vergil's...lap*"
Vergil: "*eyes go wide and suddenly goes still* "
Dante: "I know...don't know how I'm gonna check without dying. Got any handcuffs?"
Me: "Nope. Marcus might have some old iron manacles from medieval times."
Dante: "*runs off to get them*"
Vergil: "*sitting and staring blankly in surprise* You...you planned this, didn't you?"
Me: "Me? Nope. That was mum. Though...I'll help you get away. But...you know, you have to say it."
Vergil: "*stands up**glowers* No."
Me: "So you'll take Dante playing doctor over just saying two little words?"
Vergil: "*starts to say something and stops as he spots Dante in the doorway**starts to back away* Brother, be reasonable. Put those down."
Dante: "*advancing on Vergil and ignoring him*"
Vergil: "You know she is just letting you do this for her own perverted fantasies, don't you? *nods toward his writer and is ignored*"
Me: "Naw, dude. If it was for a fantasy of mine...you would have given in and you both would be making out right about now."
Dante: "*pauses**looks momentarily disturbed**shrugs and pounces on his brother*"
Twins: "-argue-"
Me: "*watches curiously for a minute or so as they wrestle around**hops up and wanders to the door* Now to find Sparda beefore they kill each other...."

[Rae]

Intro:
Rae's bedroom, middle of the night. Sad Rae is sad. Marcus appears, sitting on the edge of Rae's bed.

Marcus: "*looks cheerful* The council room got set on fire. It was awesome."
Me: "*emoing**grunts in acknowledgement*"
Marcus: "*doesn't notice anything's wrong* And the best part-the best part is.... *trying not to laugh* No one knows how it happened. -lmao "
Me: "*grunts again**typing while she emos*"
Marcus: "*somehow manages to sound thoughtful while he snickers* I'll be it was Corin. He never had much sense, and he's always smokin' on that d@mn pipe of his, so-- *stops**finally noticed his writer* Who pissed in your fruit loops this morning?"
Me: "*still typing and clicking her mouse**mutters* The stupid f-ing flash drive..."
Marcus: "*almarmed* What happened to it? You didn't get it wet or sit on it or do something stupid to it, did you?"
Me: "*glares* How stupid do you think I am? The d@mn thing just randomly decided to format itself and delete everything! "
Marcus: "*thuroughly freaked out* How? Why? Bu-but...you didn't even have back ups of most of those stories and I don't remember the plots. D:"
Me: "Relax.... :/ I've found some of the stories, and I remeber the plots of all the important stories...'cept half of the christmas fics. I found a ton of docs, too. I just hope ***** and ***** can pull through and bring everything back or at least find some things."
Marcus: "They should be able to find some of them..."
Me: "And if they can't...The twins, Kyrie, Nero, Lady, Trish, Shade, and everyone else involved in DMC and Rebellion has permission to throw a major hissy fit."
Marcus: "...and...why would they throw one? *looks worried and mortified*"
Me: "Because All I have of Rebellion is the prologue, chapters 1, 4, 11, 12, 13, the Histories, that bit with Verge and Catherine, and...Mr. Monster. *covers her ears as Marcus screams* I should be able to rewrite everything, though...it's not gonna be as good as the first draft. At least I can figure out Kyrie and Vergil's relationship better this time around."
Marcus: "Back up files. Now."
Me: "Already been thought of. Doing them right now. I've got files on both drive and I should be able to talk gran into getting a third one soon. I can always tell her it's for when I go to school or something...."
Marcus: "*looks depressed**suddenly perks up* You lost everything, right?"
Me: "*dryly* Was that somehow unclear?"
Marcus: "So...that would mean you lost the story about Shade. *waits for his author's nod**smirks* How'd it take it?"
Me: "*sighs**cooly* It threw Nero in the lake with the nyphs, burned the kitchen and basement, terrified the pets, messed up Lu's library, unraveled Regina and Maya's knitting, generally trashed most of the house...then went and sulked in its keg. I felt horrible. It really loved that story."
Marcus: "-lmao"
Me: "I lost your story, too. *watches as Marcus sobs and pats him gently on the back before going back to typing*"