Quotes

[Rae]

Marcus: "*watching Kai watch Gladiators* What about them entices you?"
Kai: "*hesitates* I...I suppose I like a man who can handle his sword well."
Marcus: "*grins lasciviously* Hmm...the only thing better...would be a woman who could handle a sword well."
Kai: "*tries to hide her smile* Sir Marcus...are you trying ask if you may bed me?"
Marcus: "*looks offended* Never! How could you think that?"
Kai: "*gives him an odd look as she smiles and turns back to the games*"
Marcus: "*waits a moment and leans closer* So...would you like me too? *is slapped almost playfully* So...no? *sighs dramatically* D@mn. I'll have to go find someone else, then."

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Outtakes from Abyss. XD Gods, I lub writing out Kai and Marcus' backstory. Marcus is such a perv sometimes.... >_>

[Rae]

Dante: "Make your self useful and grab the girl."
Rae: "Because kicking doors in is useful?"

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Rae: "*steps away from demon* It's not her."
Dante: "No sh*t. *opens fire on demon* If you want to demonstrate your skills now is the time, Rae. I don't count standing there looking good as a useful skill."
Rae: "*sarcastically* Really? But you do it perfectly. *irritated**attacking demon*"

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Exerpts from RP with raven1972. X3 He was Dante...I was my muse/alter-ego.

[Rae]

Rae: "*is pulled out the window by a demon**kills demon*"
Dante: "*lands next to her* I jumped out that window for nothing.... *put out* Saving the girl would have earned me a kiss."
Rae: "*snarkily* You really think I'd kiss you?"
Dante: "*smirks* Yeah."
Rae: "*scowls**kills more demons so she doesn't have to answer him*"

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Another exerpt. Have the feeling that romance might occur...if they dun kill each other first. :/

[Rae]

“Who’re you?” the half-demon managed after a moment.

She smiled. “I am Death.”

Dante sucked in a deep breath.

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When the skeletal trees and dead, fleshy green ground became monotonous, Dante finally spoke. “Where are we goin’, la-eh…Death?”

Death looked back at him, a smile still on her lips. The correction amused her.

“What’s the matter, boy? Are you afraid of being lost in a bog?”

“What?” Dante replied confusedly.

“Nevermind.”

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From my much talked about end-of-the-world-fic-that-is-still-bloody-unnamed. >_> I really shouldn't be posting this...but...it made me giggle so...yeah. >_> By the way...anyone know if the expression is 'lost in a fog' or 'lost in a bog'? Cuz...I've heard it both ways.... >_<

[Rae]

"What are you doing with that stick?"

Dante remembered the thin branch he was hanging onto, and lifted his chin. "It's not a stick! It's my sword!" He flipped the branch over and pointed the blunt end at his enemy. "En garde!"

"That's a twig, Dante." Vergil said, tilting his head to the side and studying his brother uncertainly. He shrugged and puckered his lips. "But okay, if you wanna fight like that... hey, wait!" Vergil dodged out of the way when Dante swung the branch at him. "No fair! Wait for me to get my own sword first!"

"No way! You always beat me when you have something to fight back with!" Dante said, and charged forward again.

"I'm telling mother you're trying to hit me with a stick!" Vergil threatened, again barely shifting out of the way to miss the branch coming straight at him.

"It's not a stick, it's a sword!" Dante shouted in frustration, and put more force behind his swings as his temper flared.

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"I hate you!" Dante shouted, and rushed his brother again.

This time there was no chance for Vergil to leap out of the way. Dante rammed his head into his twin's gut, tackling him to the ground, and the two boys rolled across the forest soil. Skinny arms flailing as one tried to stop the other from striking him in the face, legs sprawling and kicking, and angry, demonic growls rented through the secluded air of the woods.

"Dante, stop it..."

"...gonna tear your face off..."

"...going to tell mother about this..."

"...don't... don'tdon'tdon't bite me...OW!"

"Hah! Get off me or I'm gonna bite off your hand!"

"No biting!"

"OW! Dante, stop th...ow, ow, OW!"

"Take that you stupid big head!"

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From Claire's fic Two Little Boys. X3 So cute. *wants real life kid versions of the twins*

[Rae]

Holy hell on a pogo stick.

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VB on the DMC forums. X3

[Rae]

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

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Quite possibly my favorite saying of all time. XD My great gran says it, mum occasionally says it, I say it, it reminds me of family. X3 *lubs*

[Rae]

Mum: "I'd slap you if you weren't a god."

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Mum: "You have to put demon-god."
Me: "So...I'd snap you if.... *facepalms*"
Mum: "*laughs**to the dog* See! We got your back."
Me: "Yeah! *giggling* 'Don't mess with my dog, fool.' *snaps fingers twice*"
Both: "*burst out laughing*"

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On the subject of Sparda. The conversation really makes no sense so...let's just say it's about Sparda thinking that another dog was cuter than ours. XD

[clairavance]

LOL that's pretty sweet... ROFL, quoting VB, I don't know where she comes up with her wit XDDD
I looooooove your sig Shadow @.@

[Rae]

Hehe, thanks. ^^ LOL Yeah. XD She's pretty witty. *giggles*

Aww, thankies. ^^ I just edited the wording, though.... :/ I wanna do one of Dante...so I can say 'It's mine! Look what I did!' unlike with all my other photomanips.... >_>

[Rae]

Vergil: "They're getting worse?"
Dante: "*trying not to cry* I keep seeing her. And-and everytime she dies. I just-I can't f*cking do anything about it. And she...mom...."
Vergil: "*quietly* Stop crying."

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Uneditted bit from See And Seem. I dunno why I like that bit so much.

[Rae]

Mum: "And rips his shirt."
Me: "You like ripping shirts, don't you?"
Mum: "*grins*"

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Erm...we...were talking about a smut scene.... >_> *blushes*

[Rae]

Dante watched him, not sure how far he could push Vergil. On one hand, he was fine with continuing these tactics until his brother got the hint. On the other hand…Yamato was in the room. He decided that if he was, figuratively, going to hell, he might as well do it properly.

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More uneditted stuffs from See and Seem. >_>

[Rae]

Marcus: "*giving Jenny an odd look* You keep glaring at me."
Jenny: "*flustered**quickly* Julian says I shouldn't trust you."
Marcus: "*snorts* Julian says a lot of cr@p. You're honestly going to believe the man who kidnapped you over me?"
Jenny: "Honestly? Yes. Probably...I really don't know. *groans*"
Marcus: "Calm down. Take a deep breath. And think of candy. That's what calms me down."
Jenny: "*gives Marcus a weird look*"

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FI cut bit. X3

[Rae]

Me: "You're suffocating him."
Mum: "I'm not suffocating him. He's thinking of biting my boob."

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Mum: "We should name you Vergil. Then your mom would remember you more often."

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Talking about/to the rabbit. ^^;