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Post by Elindë on Jan 30, 2011 20:47:13 GMT 7
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Post by Elindë on May 6, 2011 22:49:58 GMT 7
-From Elvenquest ~ BBC Radio- BBC Radio is a big thing for me, have you noticed? ^^
Vidar - Elven Lord
Sam - guy from out time
Amis - Sam's dog, a human in Lower Earth and The Chosen One
Penthiselea - woman from Lower Earth
Vidar: The last one [quest] took 3 Elven moon-spans
Sam: Ah right-
Vidar: Which is about a thousand years in human terms.
Sam: WHAT?!
Amis: How much is that in dog years?
Sam: I can't stay here for a thousand years; I haven't cancelled the milk!
Amis: Maybe this is one of those things where no matter how long we stay here, when we get back no time at all has elapsed and everything's exactly as it was when we left and we're like "We've been gone for a thousand years!" and everyone's like "No you haven't"
Sam: Ah of course! Is that what happens?
Vidar: -minute pause- No.
Penthiselea: Perhaps there's a quicker way to reach the Sword of Aznegar
Vidar: The Oracle will tell all. -thunder clap- Behold! -cue dramatic music- The gateway to the innermost sanctum of the Oracle of Fenrog. To enter we must answer the Riddle of Unknowing; the ancient puzzle that has kept the Oracle hidden for thousands of years-
Penthiselea: Vidar...
Vidar: Only he who is pure of heart and firm of purpose can answer -
Penthiselea: Vidar...
Vidar: the riddle and find what is
Penthiselea: Vidar!
Vidar: - What?!
Penthiselea: It's open
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Post by Elindë on May 7, 2011 21:29:26 GMT 7
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Post by Elindë on May 7, 2011 23:41:06 GMT 7
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Post by Elindë on May 9, 2011 23:47:42 GMT 7
-sneak sneak- The House of Oropher ~ Lomelindi88Text beneath: Legolas: Mae govannen, meldir [Well met, friend] Thranduil: Go die in a fire, mortal. lol! And and and Thranduil has wavy hair! -claps- (Phoenix: -despairs-) |
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Post by Elindë on May 13, 2011 22:24:03 GMT 7
Russell Howard's version of the British National Anthem (possibly the worst national anthem in the world. this version's so much better)
I'm missing Bargain Hunt
What shall I have for lunch?
Maybe some chips.
Who would I rather be;
Sponge Bob or Mr T?
I want a butler space-monkey
'Cause I'm the queen.
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Post by Elindë on May 17, 2011 0:54:50 GMT 7
lol, I found this after googling 'Thranduil', once again proving that he applies to everything. ^^ This photo was in a little corner. Surrounded by photos of Lee Pace. -sigh- Actually scratch the sigh, after seeing him in The Fall Pace has grown on me. And added bonus: there won't be so many Elfking fangirls when the films come out. Who am I kidding?! There'll be more of the shallow b-tches. I will weep with fellow devotees when the films come out. |
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Post by Elindë on May 17, 2011 1:11:33 GMT 7
So there are quite a few manips around now and in the good ones Pace does look suitably Elven XD But then this picture caught my eye: and because my brain hates me it decided to think 'He looks a bit like Edward Cullen' and now I can't get that likeness out of my head. I hate my brainCould be worse, Joaquin Phoenix could have been cast... Yup to counteract that, here's a suitably sickly-sweet picture that I will have my ears boxed over at some point almost definitely but I love this artist so much  Caption: Middle Earth's last Elvenking (I realised that long ago and thought 'aww' but now I reserve the right to gag) |
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Post by Elindë on Jun 1, 2011 14:46:28 GMT 7
Please tell me I'm not the only person who finds this photo... straaaange O.o Apparently it's supposed to be the White Council with some of their more dangerous weapons.  |
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Post by Elindë on Jun 8, 2011 13:51:03 GMT 7
Sam: Only a complete idiot would think of leaving this place. Hi, Vidar!
Vidar: I've been thinking of leaving this place...
So much love for Vidar. -xD-
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Post by Elindë on Jun 26, 2011 16:12:26 GMT 7
Some of the things I've had to explain to Phoenix over the years:
electricity
plastic
cars
showers
the internet
printing
divorce
photographs
guns
school
contintental drift
recorded music
lack of 'sea longing'
religion
pens
central heating
artificial lights
phones
television
written exams
trains
prostitution (don't ask how that came up)
man-made fabrics
shopping centres
astrology
computer/video games
teenagers
submarines
chocolate
coffee
sugar
etc...
you get the picture
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Post by Elindë on Jun 30, 2011 22:09:24 GMT 7
BBC Radio:
(italicised = emphasised)
Elrond: 'This is Gimli, son of Gloin of the Dwarves, companion of Bilbo in the quest for Smaug's treasure horde. And this is Legolas, son of Thranduil, king of the Elves of Northern Mirkwood. And this is Boromir, a MAN from the south'.
wowzah! he's a MAN! Yes, yes, yes he's the son and heir to Denethor, lord and Steward of Gondor, but he's a Man!! oh my fricking God!
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Post by Elindë on Jul 11, 2011 4:10:19 GMT 7
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Post by Elindë on Jul 20, 2011 21:07:42 GMT 7
Thranduil – Lee Pace – The Fall – morphine, mask, can’t swim, pistols?
– Pushing Daisies – makes amazing pies
Celeborn – Marton Csokas – Alice in Wonderland – Celebrian fell down a rabbit hole
Elrond – Hugo Weaving – The Matrix – déjà vu?
Lindir – Bret McKenzie – Flight of the Conchords – amusing song
Legolas – Orlando Bloom – Pirates of the Caribbean – mucking around on the Long Lake in a boat
Smaug – Benedict Cumberbatch – Sherlock – figuring out who people are from random pieces of info
Gandalf – Ian McKellen – RSC – quoting Shakespeare
This fanfic idea is becoming less and less simple...
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Post by Elindë on Jul 21, 2011 22:16:04 GMT 7
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