Post by clairavance on Jul 5, 2010 3:14:36 GMT 7
From my muses, to fanfics, to movies, to friends. You name it, I'll probably post it.
To start off:
Vergil: "What do you think I am doing? Twiddling my thumbs?"
Dante: "Yeah. That's EXACTLY what I think. Twiddle faster. If you can't control your own damn sword, I'll be happy to come over there and give you an incentive to try harder.
- from Here We Go Again by Night Companion
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"Well…yeah," Dante replied in a 'duh' tone, only to add, "Oh, yeah, and someone stole your sword. Somehow."
The younger twin looked up from his blanket just in time to see his brother cast a possessive look towards where Yamato was resting near his bed. Vergil fidgeted a moment, before returning his attention to his twin.
- from Dante Dreaming by deathofaraven (aka Shadow)
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"And then he attacked me!" Yuki sobbed.
"I didn't attack her," Dante retorted defensively, "I just gave her a swat on the butt."
-
"I was so scared daddy," she bawled into his vest, "I didn't know where I was!" Funny, he thought to himself, that had been the exact same reason he had been so damned scared too.
-
"Mr. Sparda," he began slowly, as if speaking to yet another child, "your daughter seems to think that using violence as a solution is acceptable."
"How else do you want her to get her point across," Dante smirked.
-
"You drew on the walls again," Trish said sternly. Yuki's smile didn't drop.
"So did daddy!" she exclaimed and pointed to a particularly disturbing drawing. Trish glared at Dante, he pretended not to notice.
-
"No!" Yuki yelled so suddenly that Dante was startled. "Mommy wont let me spar with you until it's healed!"
"Newsflash kid, I wont let you spar with me until it's healed."
-
It was Sid's turn to snort, "do I look stupid?"
Dante: "Well mostly you look deformed, but stupid's pretty high up there."
-
"Wouldn't want a scary maid to throw her feather duster at me," she said sullenly.
"Yes Yuki," Dante responded sarcastically, "I go to great lengths to ensure your safety against feathers. Now you know why you've never had a down quilt."
-
Dante's taunts: "Well, well," he began, "I thought I saw a puddy-tat."
"Here kitty, kitty."
"Alright, Fluffy. This has been fun but I've got other shit to do."
"Would you come if I opened a can of tuna?"
-
"Ah," she groaned as Dante tried to carefully readjust her, her face was contorted in pain. "Am I dying?"
"Yuki," Dante began with a sigh, "you are in way too much trouble for me to let you die."
-all from Our Favorite Mistake by Familiar-abyss
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"You've seen Vergil yet?"
"Of course! He's kind of hard to miss when he's practically stabbing you to death with his eyes. Scared the new girl half to death. Poor thing didn't know whether to blush or flee in terror!"
-
"Ladies! How much you give me for his boots?" Dante yelled out to the ever growing crowd, which now consisted of gawkers and curious onlookers as well. Dante fed the chain downward and Vergil looked at him angrily as he did it.
"I'm going to kill you!" He snarled as he tried to pull up on the chain. Dante only shook it, making him lose his grip.
"Screw the shoes, who wants his pants?"
"DANTE!" Vergil roared before finally teleporting himself out of the mess. Dante realized he was still in the same place, but Vergil had disappeared. He looked around just to see a flash of silver come from overhead and embed itself in the beam Dante had been straddling. He gulped as he looked up to see Vergil leaning over him.
"Hey, if you're so attached to your pants that's cool. I can dig that," he said calmly before putting his palm down on the beam and kicking his legs back towards Vergil. Vergil did a partial jump as Dante summer saulted forwards, but neither of them had anticipated what happened next. Dante was falling towards the crowd. Vergil was in mid jumping split to avoid Dante's attempt to swipe him off his feet, mostly out of habit and completely forgetting that he couldn't move far from Dante. In a split second combination Vergil hit the beam...right between his legs.
"Sweet mother of..." Vergil groaned as the beam caused his livelihood so much excruciating pain he felt himself go numb and almost bit his tongue clear off. If he wasn't abstinent before, he was sure he would be from this moment forth.
Dante wanted to laugh, god did he want to laugh, but no man living could witness the sheer force of that and think anything but painful thoughts. It was enough to make any man cry. Or Devil for that matter...
Vergil hunched forward to press his forehead against the beam as he made harsh gasping noises. Dante dangled below, unable to really do anything but watch. The crowd was hushed as they looked on.
"You Ok Verge?" Dante finally asked.
Vergil responded by putting a hand out and putting up his pointer finger as if to say One second please.
-
"Those little minxes…" Dante chuckled as he took a deep breath. "It's a family curse eh Verge?"
"You are the family curse." Vergil sneered in reply.
-
"What is wrong with you? Why are you suddenly so at ill ease about a girl? A girl you... well." Vergil paused, not wanting to think of what Dante might've done to her. Dante kept his mouth shut and Vergil's eyes narrowed. "Tell me now or I will simply cut your hand off and remove myself from this situation."
-
"Dude, what is all this stuff?" Dante asked Vergil.
"My stuff, so leave it alone," he replied wearily pinching the bridge of his nose.
- all from Revenge by ShyAnon
To start off:
Vergil: "What do you think I am doing? Twiddling my thumbs?"
Dante: "Yeah. That's EXACTLY what I think. Twiddle faster. If you can't control your own damn sword, I'll be happy to come over there and give you an incentive to try harder.
- from Here We Go Again by Night Companion
xxxxxx
"Well…yeah," Dante replied in a 'duh' tone, only to add, "Oh, yeah, and someone stole your sword. Somehow."
The younger twin looked up from his blanket just in time to see his brother cast a possessive look towards where Yamato was resting near his bed. Vergil fidgeted a moment, before returning his attention to his twin.
- from Dante Dreaming by deathofaraven (aka Shadow)
xxxxxxxxx
"And then he attacked me!" Yuki sobbed.
"I didn't attack her," Dante retorted defensively, "I just gave her a swat on the butt."
-
"I was so scared daddy," she bawled into his vest, "I didn't know where I was!" Funny, he thought to himself, that had been the exact same reason he had been so damned scared too.
-
"Mr. Sparda," he began slowly, as if speaking to yet another child, "your daughter seems to think that using violence as a solution is acceptable."
"How else do you want her to get her point across," Dante smirked.
-
"You drew on the walls again," Trish said sternly. Yuki's smile didn't drop.
"So did daddy!" she exclaimed and pointed to a particularly disturbing drawing. Trish glared at Dante, he pretended not to notice.
-
"No!" Yuki yelled so suddenly that Dante was startled. "Mommy wont let me spar with you until it's healed!"
"Newsflash kid, I wont let you spar with me until it's healed."
-
It was Sid's turn to snort, "do I look stupid?"
Dante: "Well mostly you look deformed, but stupid's pretty high up there."
-
"Wouldn't want a scary maid to throw her feather duster at me," she said sullenly.
"Yes Yuki," Dante responded sarcastically, "I go to great lengths to ensure your safety against feathers. Now you know why you've never had a down quilt."
-
Dante's taunts: "Well, well," he began, "I thought I saw a puddy-tat."
"Here kitty, kitty."
"Alright, Fluffy. This has been fun but I've got other shit to do."
"Would you come if I opened a can of tuna?"
-
"Ah," she groaned as Dante tried to carefully readjust her, her face was contorted in pain. "Am I dying?"
"Yuki," Dante began with a sigh, "you are in way too much trouble for me to let you die."
-all from Our Favorite Mistake by Familiar-abyss
xxxxxxxxxx
"You've seen Vergil yet?"
"Of course! He's kind of hard to miss when he's practically stabbing you to death with his eyes. Scared the new girl half to death. Poor thing didn't know whether to blush or flee in terror!"
-
"Ladies! How much you give me for his boots?" Dante yelled out to the ever growing crowd, which now consisted of gawkers and curious onlookers as well. Dante fed the chain downward and Vergil looked at him angrily as he did it.
"I'm going to kill you!" He snarled as he tried to pull up on the chain. Dante only shook it, making him lose his grip.
"Screw the shoes, who wants his pants?"
"DANTE!" Vergil roared before finally teleporting himself out of the mess. Dante realized he was still in the same place, but Vergil had disappeared. He looked around just to see a flash of silver come from overhead and embed itself in the beam Dante had been straddling. He gulped as he looked up to see Vergil leaning over him.
"Hey, if you're so attached to your pants that's cool. I can dig that," he said calmly before putting his palm down on the beam and kicking his legs back towards Vergil. Vergil did a partial jump as Dante summer saulted forwards, but neither of them had anticipated what happened next. Dante was falling towards the crowd. Vergil was in mid jumping split to avoid Dante's attempt to swipe him off his feet, mostly out of habit and completely forgetting that he couldn't move far from Dante. In a split second combination Vergil hit the beam...right between his legs.
"Sweet mother of..." Vergil groaned as the beam caused his livelihood so much excruciating pain he felt himself go numb and almost bit his tongue clear off. If he wasn't abstinent before, he was sure he would be from this moment forth.
Dante wanted to laugh, god did he want to laugh, but no man living could witness the sheer force of that and think anything but painful thoughts. It was enough to make any man cry. Or Devil for that matter...
Vergil hunched forward to press his forehead against the beam as he made harsh gasping noises. Dante dangled below, unable to really do anything but watch. The crowd was hushed as they looked on.
"You Ok Verge?" Dante finally asked.
Vergil responded by putting a hand out and putting up his pointer finger as if to say One second please.
-
"Those little minxes…" Dante chuckled as he took a deep breath. "It's a family curse eh Verge?"
"You are the family curse." Vergil sneered in reply.
-
"What is wrong with you? Why are you suddenly so at ill ease about a girl? A girl you... well." Vergil paused, not wanting to think of what Dante might've done to her. Dante kept his mouth shut and Vergil's eyes narrowed. "Tell me now or I will simply cut your hand off and remove myself from this situation."
-
"Dude, what is all this stuff?" Dante asked Vergil.
"My stuff, so leave it alone," he replied wearily pinching the bridge of his nose.
- all from Revenge by ShyAnon
T.G.S. Tokyo Game Show