Favourite Quotes

[clairavance]

After finding out Jeremy has moved on to someone new after coming back from hell.

Ruby: When did they...
Kylie: Over the weekend. Didn't you know? They met on the beach and hooked up.
Ruby: Well, good to know where I stand then.
Emily?: But he thinks your dead, you can't blame him.
Kylie: I know what you mean. He hasn't taken a long time to get over you.
Ruby: No, he hasn't. Oh well. You win some, you lose some, right?
Kylie: How can you be so nonchalant about this? You should go over there and put him in his place right now.
--
*when Ruby finally loses it*
Ruby: Get up! *kicks table..or something...across the room*
Jeremy: How did you do that?
Ruby: Don't be ignorant!
Kylie: Ruby...
Ruby: Stay out of this, Kylie. This is between me and him.
Jeremy: Wh... I don't even know you!
Ruby: Oh? Let me refresh your memory. *swings a bat at him*
Jeremy: *ducks* What's your problem?
Ruby: My problem is your insensitivity, your arrogance, your ignorance. I swear I'm so ***** off I could kill you. I thought you were smart! Did all those years in hell fog up your brain? Honestly, I expected more.
Jeremy: What are you on about?
Ruby: This! All of this! It's been what, a month? I mean... you were sucking face with Terry the crown cow not even a week after you got back.
Jeremy: Who are you?
Ruby: Who am I? Who am I?!
*throws some more things at him*
Jeremy: I don't want to fight you!
Ruby: Too bad *knocks him over*
Jeremy: Ow! I'm not going to fight you... you need to calm down right now before someone gets hurt...
Ruby: The only person getting hurt today is going to be you!
Jeremy: You're insane!
Ruby: Well what did you expect?
*Joe appears and tries to restrain Ruby*
Joe: What the hell?
Ruby: Let me go, Joe! I'm not done with you, Jeremy!
Jeremy: I thought you were dead...
Ruby: I am dead! I'm still going to kick your little ***
Kylie: *intervenes and pulls Ruby aside* You don't need to stoop to that level of desperation. Kicking his *** isn't going to change anything.
Ruby: It'll make me feel better.
Kylie: Look, you are better than that. You don't need to use violence to resolve your problems.
Ruby: *snorts* Who told you that?
Kylie: You did.

- from If You Win.

[clairavance]

Adam: *going through my games* I thought you said you've got DMC4?
Me: Yeah, I do, why?
Adam: It's not here.
Me: Well, I keep my DMC4 and Bayonetta in my room beside my bed.
Adam: So go get it.
Me: No...look, it's not that I don't trust you with it it's just...I don't trust you with it.
Adam: Great! When I get DMC5, don't even think of asking to play it.
Me: D:!!

[clairavance]

On facebook:
Adam: (status) I hate my life.
Diego: My heart bleeds for you.
Me: Thanks so much for all of that, you've just decided for me whether to add you or not.
... or something in those lines.

--
Adam: I'm just glad he's so far away.
Me: So you hate him that much?
Adam: I don't hate him. I just don't like his face.
ROFL!!!! XD
I don't think I'll ever need to come up with wit to write Dante and Vergil. I can just take real life lines from Adam and his brother XD

[clairavance]

Another battle of wills and wit between myself and my 3 year old daughter:

Me: Get out of my KITCHEN!
Keira: No!
Me: One. TWO. Get out NOW! Three!
Keira: Four!
Me: THERE IS NO FOUR!
Keira: Oh well done, Mummy!

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Cheeky little bugger.

-I actually do scream at my kids. Well you would too if you got cocky remarks and cheekiness all the time.

[Rae]

Hehe, that's brilliant. XD I wish I had had the guts to say stuff like that when I was little. Though I reckon it'd probably be annoying sometimes. XP

[clairavance]

LOL...well I can't get too mad at them, they're with me 24/7 so my wit and sarcasm is bound to rub off on them. They're my liddle clones. I will call them my slaves! XDDDD
I think a liddle Vergil and Dante would fit in perfectly in my family though. *wants twins*

[clairavance]

Keira: F minus? You got an F MINUS?
Nero: I told you, it's not my fault. The teachers are out to get me.
Keira: F MINUS?!
Nero: You're really mad, aren't you?
Keira: Are you kidding? I'm p****d!
Nero: Kyrie isn't happy about it either. She said they're grading me unfairly.
Keira: Unfair doesn't even touch it, Nero. Sanctus wants my damn foot up his ass. This right here is gold!*waves essay around*
Nero: You can't complain. If they know you wrote it and not me, they're going to suspend me as punishment. And Kyrie won't approve of me cheating my way through school.
Keira: That's a fudgin' insult. *glares at paper*
Nero: I'll make you some tea.
--
Keira: I never should have had that damn fight with Dante. Obviously the few losers who got out of Metropolis went and screwed up everything there was to know about Sparda.
Nero: Who's Dante?
Keira: Some guy I used to know. How do their heads work? Seriously, damn it, it hasn't even been that long since Sparda disappeared off the face of the earth, and he's already been shoved from factual history into The Book of Legends. A damn FAIRY TALE. Everyone's forgotten about Eva and the boys. They barely MENTION the sons of Sparda in this stupid book.
Nero: *impartially* Sons? As in plural form?
Keira *throws book at wall just as Kyrie appears*
Kyrie: What's that all about?
Nero: Take a guess.
Kyrie: Don't be mad, Keira. I told Nero he should have added the part about the son of Sparda going to hell to defeat the emperor Mundus, but he refused to change anything.
Nero: That's just a rumour. I think. I don't know what's true anymore these days.
Keira: *headdesks* The son of Sparda is DEAD. They didn't even get that right.
Nero: Who cares? It's just a story.
Kyrie: It's not just a story! Everything we believe in is based on the legend of the Dark Knight. It's not something you should bash so rashly, Nero.
Nero: Eh. I believe there's a God. Isn't that enough?
--
Keira: If it gives you so much trouble you should just cut the damn thing off.
Nero: I've thought about it. But unlike you, mine won't grow back if I did.
Keira: Yeah, and if it did, it will probably still give you just as much hassle as always.
Kyrie: *mortified* Will you two stop? It's not funny talking about dismembering yourselves!
--
Nero: Chic flicks?
Kyrie: Please, Nero? I barely get to see you in between school and your recruitment for the Order.
Nero: Ugh. Okay.
Keira: You have no backbone, do you?
Nero: Heh, watch it.

-- From IHEAY

[clairavance]

Keira: Devil May Cry? What kind of name is that?
Nero: Don't ask me.
Keira: How do you know this guy isn't going to chop off my head instead of helping me? I mean. It SAYS devil may CRY, Nero.
Nero: Don't worry yourself. He's a good guy. You trust me, right?
Keira: Yeahh...if this comes back to bite me in the ass, I'm never going to let you live it down.
--
*Upon seeing the photo of Eva on Dante's desk*
Nero: What's wrong?
Keira: *shows photo to Nero*
Nero: That's Trish. You know her?
Keira: I don't know any Trish, and this isn't her! This is Eva.
Nero: Eva?
Keira: Good grief, Nero, did EVERYTHING the Order teach you go right over your head? EVA. Sparda's wife.
Nero: *takes photo and examines it* Nooo, that's definitely Trish.
Keira: How did this lazy, party animal, booze sucking piece of **** get hold of this photo?
Nero: Okay, time out, Keira. You're acting a little scary right now.
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XDDDDDDD - all from IHEAY

[clairavance]

Julian: Oh...for the...love... of... Aphrodite...I want to... clobber you...dead...
Me: Tehehe
Julian: I...feel like... I just...ran a...fuggin marathon...and missed...the goal...
Me: You kinda did
Julian: Because of you!
Me: Well...yeah.
Julian: WHY?!?!
Me: I can't believe you still have the energy to question my authority as the author.
Julian: I can't believe I have energy to keep breathing after that.
Me: You're more coherent now. It couldn't have drained you that much.
--
Adam: You forget the big difference between writing and storytelling
Me: I thought they go hand in hand though
Julian: Ow.
Me: That makes me wanna sing the song to Al Bundy
Adam: Al Bundy?
Me: Yeah, you know, love and marriage, love and marriage, go together like a horse and carr-
Adam: Shut up.
Julian: Ooooowwwwww.
Adam: I hate that show.
Me: I loved it. And Alf. You remember Alf, right?
Adam: Er... can we get back on topic please?
Me: Sure. Sorry. You were saying?
Julian: OW!!!
Adam: Come on babe, I'm not into RPing, quit it.
Me: He's just expressing what I'm feeling.
Adam: Ow?
Julian: OOOOWWWW!!!
Adam: Alright, what's wrong with you?
Me: I got a mother of a headache.
Julian: And I had crazy kinky patla.
Adam: ...
Me: Sorry.
Adam: Wait, you get headaches from doing it?
Me: Sometimes? :S
Adam: LOL. Well! Er. ROFL!
Me: It's not funny!
Adam: Does he know?
Julian: Of course I know.
Adam: No, babe, does Jon know he gives you headaches?
Me: ...erm...I was the one pounding so he's not to blame ._.
Adam: Ha ha ha! XD
Adam: You still there?
Me: No.
Adam: How did we get from discussing writing to patla induced headaches?
Me: Dunno.
Adam: Yeah. Okay. So we were talking about polished prose aiding storytelling.
Me: I love you Adam.
Adam: LOL...and how you need to really hone your craft if you wanna get published.
Me: XDDDDDD
Me: You said hone.
Adam: Yeah so what?
Me: LOL, I can't do this. I'm sorry, I'll catch you next week, I really can't do this right now.
--
^convo between myself and my best friend. I got dirty thoughts ;_; ROFL

[clairavance]

*catching the last bit of some movie where two women are oogling over a baby*
Woman: Oh, she's gorgeous! What's her name?
My guy: FRANK!

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Gah...I think that's going to crack me up for the next couple of weeks.

[clairavance]

Me: I'm fizzled out. I keep asking myself, what is the point? But then I can't back out anyway, because this has become who I am.
Adam: Oh I know what the issue is.
Me: I don't even know what the issue is.
Adam: Your scared, that is.
Me: Say whut?
Adam: You go fullout with whatever you do, and your avoiding life cuz your scared of what will happen.
Me: Your not making any sense my friend.
Adam: Fanfiction and writing have become your 'life' cuz your scared of the real thing.
Me: Ya think?
Adam: I KNOW! You got no idea how much your missing out on.
Me: Tch, and you do?
Adam: You have two kids. How many hours a day do you spend with them?
Me: It differs day by day.
Adam: Right, can you tell me what you've done with them today?
Me:
Adam: You may resent me for this but I'm gonna steal all your work and delete it from your PC. Until you get your head out of fiction-ville and get your priorities straight.
Me: Delete? T_T
Adam: I love you. It'll all be right here with me when you've got yourself sorted right.
Me: I fail at life, Firefly
Adam: Bullshit, how long ago did you actually live?
---
Conversation I had with my buddy this morning. Reality is rudely awakening - I'm glad for friends like him, though. I thought I'd come post this here as a reminder to myself. So...yeah. All works of fiction, fan and original, are going to be pushed onto the sidelines. Until I can find my balance.

[clairavance]

Zany: Yes there will be a clause in the contract that says you get to have your way with Reuben.
--
on playing with the idea to start our own production team XDDD

[clairavance]

Me: Slightly off topic, Dante's still in that cookie jar in our failed attempt of a Rudra and Agni RP.
Zany: HA HA HA! Poor guy! He has been in there all this while?!
Me: Yeah! I think he might have run out of cookies by now.
Zany: He gonna kill us if we let him out. Better leave him in there.
Me: And we will call him the cookie monster!
--
we got sidetracked from discussing a new RP. Us and our short attention spans! >_<

[clairavance]

Galen: *sitting outside his hidden lair, and looking incredibly forlorn*
Mikael: Oh. Great. She got you too, huh?
Galen: I can't speak. I can't even breathe. It hurts too much.
Mikael: *pats back comfortingly* I know how you feel, dude.
Galen: ...Why? I don't understand. Why did this have to happen?
Me: Because that's how life works. Nobody has a perfect happily ever after. True happiness comes from within. You can't rely on others for that, especially not on humans. You have to learn this the hard way, because I like to see where this takes your character.
Galen: *to Mikael* Would it be possible for me to get back at her somehow?
Mikael: Yeah, but don't ask me. I'm trying to not piss her off. You can go to that idiot over there *indicates Dante* because he never seems to learn his lesson.
Dante: I'll teach ya how to take charge but it's gonna cost ya.
Me: I'm surrounded by rebels. Whoot for me. :l

[clairavance]

Dante: Am I going to hell or am I going to some warped mythological world you're scheming to create?
Me: You're in my head. You're already in hell.

----

Zany: You didn't put your gun in the top box, did you?
Me: Um... *notices I'm holding ammo instead of a gun* Shit!

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*in charging ahead solo into the enemy's fire*
BD: Hah are you the guy running out there all by yourself?
Me: Yeah! *shoots and dies* Auw, I'm dead! D: