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Post by clairavance on Sept 7, 2010 12:15:06 GMT 7
From Amethyst Shadows:
Sparda crawled under the covers and hugged his pillow tightly to his face.
The quiet, dark, empty corridors of the grand mansion was haunted by the sound of a demon weeping.
Me: D:!!!! I made Sparda cry! OMG! T_T *wants to cry too*
Dante: Stop it, you're making me wanna cry too.
Me: Really?
Dante: Yeah /sarcasm
Nero: Poor guy.
Me: I think I made Sparda a bit too Nemo.
Nero: Hey piss off! Just because I cried over Kyrie does NOT make me any less of a man!
Me: No, it just makes you an emo. >: D
Vergil: *indifferently* I'm crying on the inside. I'm going to bed.
*everyone watches Vergil leave*
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Post by Rae on Sept 7, 2010 13:21:34 GMT 7
Aww, Vergie. X3 Dun cry. *huglz tightly**doesn't let go*
*facepalms**attempts to make it's writer let go*
*wondering what happened to Sparda, though* He kinda reminds me of a kid...in a good way, though. ^^;
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Post by clairavance on Sept 29, 2010 4:15:14 GMT 7
Mikael: Look at you, the trendsetter! Me: XDDDDDD Mikael: Why is that, I wonder? Me: Cos I'm just oh-so-spectacular and everyone wants to be like me?  Mikael: Tcha, in what universe? Me: dmc.org universe! XDDDDDDDD Mikael: You got to stop doing those things. You change your name, EVERYONE wants to change their name. You stop posting in the fiction area, people complain about how dead it is in there. Me: HEY! I had to wait for over a week to have my name changed! I didn't tell anyone they had to copy me! D: Mikael: Now they can rename the whole forum to Vergil.org seeing as you've got Vergil all over your profile. Me: Nuuuuuuuuu!! D: Mikael: XDDDDDDDD |
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Post by clairavance on Sept 30, 2010 15:09:47 GMT 7
Reviewing a friend's work:
Excerpt: 'Regrettably, he was hard pressed to maintain his own renowned control as Vergil shuddered at the merest remembrance of the grotesque slander of his character and exceedingly unpleasant, life threatening accusations he'd been put through. Here was a hell on earth he'd the misfortune to come across (Naturally, with pun intended, he internally snarled) getting the drop on him and raking him over scorching, undeserved coals he was certain were specially imported from the Demon World.'
My Comment: *cough*YaoifansarefromhellsaysVergil*cough*
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Post by clairavance on Oct 5, 2010 3:10:32 GMT 7
Mikael: The problem with plot-bunnies are that they breed like bunnies and overpopulate your little head.
Me: There's money in having too many plot-bunnies.
Mikael: ...good point.
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Just musing about the 25 and counting fanfics I have going at the moment. (>.o)
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Post by clairavance on Oct 5, 2010 3:14:34 GMT 7
Quotes from Adio Aphrodite:
“Now see here, lovely,” she continued soothingly, “I had no choice. Humans are so incredibly biased about love that war is waged when ones perspective of it does not fall in line with another’s. I could not group them all together as I had wished. The homosexual couples judge the cross-dressers and bisexual harshly and label them outcasts, yet they lament to me when the heterosexual units refuse to accept lesbian and gay couples into their community, and the asexual individuals...well, they couldn’t be bothered so I have naught to do with them.”
Dante raised his hand at hearing her last words. “I’m asexual.”
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The two guys exchanged looks. “Why would we just hand him over to you, of all people?”
“Would you rather me take him off you?” Dante threatened.
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(I really, really, reallyreallyreally love this scene for the lol-factor):
“Aphrodite can pick it up with me, then.” When he saw they were reluctant, Dante sighed. “Alright, here, we’ll draw swords. The person with the biggest sword gets the kid, no questions asked. Sound fair?”
The men exchanged looks once more and turned to Dante with smug looks. “Sure.”
Dante froze when one guy unceremoniously dropped his pants to reveal his nether regions. He stood straighter when the second guy did the same. He ran a hand down his face and rubbed his chin, staring at the two guys like they were complete idiots. The youth in between the men had collapsed to his knees and was half crawling, half dragging himself backward. He’d gone a very distinct shade of green.
“Now your turn,” one of the men said to Dante.
Dante arched his eyebrows, surveying the two men for another long, tense moment before dropping his one hand to the side. He lifted his leg back and kicked up with his heel, flipping Rebellion off his back. He caught the sword in the air in one swift, elegant move and rested the blade in between him and the two men meaningfully.
“I think I win,” Dante said gruffly, giving them a daring wink.
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Post by clairavance on Oct 5, 2010 3:23:12 GMT 7
And some more from Adio Aphrodite (Dante comes up with the best wit when I write past midnight):
WARNING: This fic is seriously M-rated for all the dirt in it. XD
“I don’t think I’ll ever be able to hear the word ‘sword’ again and have clean thoughts,” Nero muttered unhappily.
“I see,” Dante said with a curt nod.
“I’m surprised to see you here, though. Did Kyrie send you?”
“Nah. I’m going with the excuse that this is all just a really bad dream.”
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“I wanted to go talk to him the first time I saw him but I was told that he doesn’t like to talk. Apparently he’s all about penetrating, and it’s put everyone on a thin edge around him," Nero said.
Dante scowled. “Penetrate? You mean impale.”
“No, they definitely used the word penetrate.”
“And my brother would definitely use the word die.”
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“Nothing better to bring a man’s blood pressure down than the idea of having boobies to play with, or am I wrong?” Dante asked.
“I have Kyrie," Nero said with a sniff.
“Kyrie has boobs.”
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“Tell me you don’t keep thinking somebody’s going to push their dick in your face every time we walk past someone, or that if you don’t keep looking over your shoulder someone might get you up your ass,” Dante snapped, and spread his fingers wide. “Oh, wait, don’t worry, your head is already taking up all the space in there!”
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They walked in silence for a moment until Dante gave him a sympathetic pat on the shoulder. “You’re a knight, not a monk. If you’ve never had a naughty thought of Kyrie, then I must be gay too.”
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Post by Rae on Oct 5, 2010 4:08:53 GMT 7
“I wanted to go talk to him the first time I saw him but I was told that he doesn’t like to talk. Apparently he’s all about penetrating, and it’s put everyone on a thin edge around him," Nero said. Dante scowled. “Penetrate? You mean impale.” “No, they definitely used the word penetrate.” “And my brother would definitely use the word die.” -lmao *has died of laughter* -bow- Ah, I must bow to your wordy greatness. XD |
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Post by clairavance on Oct 5, 2010 5:37:31 GMT 7
ROFL! Thankies Shadow ^_^
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Post by Rae on Oct 5, 2010 6:50:16 GMT 7
Hehe, you're welcome. ^^
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Post by clairavance on Oct 5, 2010 7:01:33 GMT 7
Going through my notes I found a convo I copied across when Shadow and I were chatting about a crossover fic.
Shadow:Ooh! Vergie's personal item is Nero...because Nero's arm ate his sword.... >_>
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Me:ok, so Dante's gonna keep his guns and sword as a 'its part of the package' thing?or will those be his personal items?
Shadow:Probably personal items. Though he's kinda...cheating by taking three. XD
(we haven't even started writing it yet and we've already got Dante's character perfectly)
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Shadow: Pizza would be an epic personal item...if it didn't attract wild animals.
Me: i think the only wild animal to fend off would be Dante
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Me: Um Jenny would bring Tom? jk jk XD
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Me: *Pictures Mundus going up to Vergil at a merge* wanna be my buddy? I'll take you to the end!
Vergil: I don't want to ally myself with you ever again, thanks
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Me: who's going to be Jeff?
Shadow:*nodnod*
Julian, of course. XD ^^
Me:oh yeah! ^^ the gamesmaster
-DOH! >.< Lol!
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Me: If you throw the Jester in there, I bet you Sanctus will be in the game at least a day longer
Jester is beyond friggin annoying
Shadow: Yeah. Plus, that'd tick Vergil and Dante off. *wondering if the twins would kill him* >_>
XDDDDD
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Post by Rae on Oct 5, 2010 8:23:55 GMT 7
 *scratches head* Where was I when this convo was going on? *blinks* And how could pizza be a personal item? It'd be gone so fast....~_~ *pushes confuzzled and sleepy muse out of thread* XD This just made my day even better. |
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Post by clairavance on Nov 2, 2010 10:52:39 GMT 7
Me*singing*: gots 'em chores ta doooo, gots 'em chores taaa doooooo! Mikael: But what about the wordcount? *is yanking out his hair* Me: Ahhhh, never mind, we'll get down and dirty tonight. Mikael: But you'll be sleeping tonight!!!!!! Me: I've got V-powah!!! As long as you're there to help me, liddle muse, all will be well. *is way too cheery for someone who is not doing too well with Nano* Mikael: ....Head, meet desk. Desk, meet head. *headdesk* ---------- 1st day of Nano: Me: Ugh, I'm sooo tired. Mikael: Stop writing me and focus on your friggin novel!!!!! Me: *typing from handwritten work* Everytong? I just typed everytong even though I wrote everyone. I think I'm too tired to carry on tonight. Mikael: *is tired too* Nanowrimo stole my sheep. Me:  HA HA HA HA!!!! You mean your sleep! Mikael: Yeah, and that's our cue to go pass out on the bed now. |
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Post by clairavance on Nov 11, 2010 17:38:46 GMT 7
"It becomes something else: neither light nor shadow, but energy without denomination. And neither light nor shadow has the ability to affect it any more, because it exists outside their rules."
'He kneeled on the cold stone from which the Cloud emanated and breathed in a darkness that suffused his body and mind. He began to float, indistinct, in a place wehre time and space held no sway. A great void surrounded and carried him, though it did not take him to anything, nor did it bring him from anywhere.'
'It took her a moment to spot the boy. He was sitting half-submerged in the shadows that ringed the edge of the room. Naked and cross-legged with his back to her, he was sliding his hands along the stone floor. She raised a hand to her mouth when she realised that, as he withdrew his hands, the shadow came too, like melted toffee sticking to his fingers. Losara cocked his head to watch as it drained back through his fingers, though some flecks remained trapped under his fingernails.'
- scenes from Sam Bowring's work.
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Post by clairavance on Dec 2, 2010 14:00:36 GMT 7
"But anyway," he blustered on, "a Sprite woman she certainly was. 'Be careful if you ever meet a Sprite woman, son,' my father sometimes says. 'You....'...er..." Bel trailed off as he suddenly realised he WAS talking to a Sprite woman.
Jaya smiled. "Forget I was here?"
"I just didn't put it together in my head before I started speaking."
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"You men, really. You love playing that 'oh, you're so strong, you're beating me' game. Put yourself in the most vulnerable position, at the worst angle, then one little push and it's sneakiness beats muscles any day."
"That's against the rules," said Bel.
"Show me the rulebook."
"Rematch?"
"I don't think so."
Bel laughed. "Damn it."
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-Prophecy's Ruin/Sam Bowring
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HA HA HA HA!!!! You mean your sleep!