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Post by comma on May 2, 2010 5:01:14 GMT 7
Because you typoed "are" for "why" and the sun dislikes typos, so it burns your eyes.
@.@
Why won't my shadow stop following me and go out on its own to do great things for the world?
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Post by WriterApprentice on May 2, 2010 9:33:25 GMT 7
Because it's secretly is stalking you.
Why does it get cold when the sun sets?
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Post by Basil on May 2, 2010 12:20:18 GMT 7
It needs to be cold in order for the sun to set (like jello!)
Why does it get dark at night?
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Post by Κομμα on May 2, 2010 15:15:35 GMT 7
Because the sun gets tired too.
Why is it so warm?
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Post by WriterApprentice on May 2, 2010 16:09:04 GMT 7
Because the Earth passed gas.
Why am I bored?
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Post by IceBlade28 on May 3, 2010 3:57:49 GMT 7
Because your brain is crappy  Why isn't time travel possible? |
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Post by raven1972 on May 4, 2010 1:27:27 GMT 7
Because we lack a Flux capacitor!
why do people park on driveways and drive on parkways?
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Post by IceBlade28 on May 5, 2010 0:55:42 GMT 7
Because of a distinct lack of bacon.
Why isn't life more eventful?
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Post by comma on May 5, 2010 3:45:10 GMT 7
Because death is eventful, so life has to be distinctly uneventful to counteract this.
What is the meaning of this?!
>_>
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Post by Rae on May 5, 2010 12:43:28 GMT 7
This:
pronoun
-used to indicate a person, thing, idea, state, event, time, remark, etc., as present, near, just mentioned or pointed out, supposed to be understood, or by way of emphasis
-used to indicate one of two or more persons, things, etc., referring to the one nearer in place, time, or thought; opposed to that
-used to indicate one of two or more persons, things, etc., implying a contrast or contradistinction; opposed to that
-what is about to follow
(>_> *just had to do it*)
Why must all the good things in life be bad for you?
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Post by comma on May 5, 2010 23:06:29 GMT 7
Because heaven is overpopulated, so even God wants more people to start going to hell. >_>
Omgwtfbbq?
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Post by raven1972 on May 6, 2010 7:21:53 GMT 7
because the Ompah Loompahs say so.
Where can i find Willy Wonka's chocolate factory?
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Post by comma on May 6, 2010 7:36:52 GMT 7
Over the rainbow and through the rabbit hole.
... or was that Oz? Maybe it was wonderland... hmm... oh well! ^_^
How can I get my new Muse to come out of hiding?
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Post by WriterApprentice on May 6, 2010 12:52:02 GMT 7
Kick down the door and drag him out.
How do I kill time?
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Post by IceBlade28 on May 14, 2010 12:39:10 GMT 7
By engaging in a complicated process involving a tube of K-Y jelly, several Brazilian bird-eating spiders, a Tesla coil, fourteen British secret agents (they have to be British), a hammer, a nailgun, four hundred cubic feet of topsoil, and the sheet music for the most epic guitar solo of all time. I cannot elaborate further. They are watching.
Why does 'she' say a lot of things? (i.e 'that's what she said!')
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