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Post by comma on Apr 28, 2010 0:36:21 GMT 7
Because guitars have a mind of their own and it takes a lot of patience to outsmart them.
What's the meaning of life?
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Post by IceBlade28 on Apr 28, 2010 1:06:34 GMT 7
Bacon.
How come tables can't talk?
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Post by WriterApprentice on Apr 28, 2010 1:55:16 GMT 7
(@comma: *glomps and gives you a Fummin)
Because they don't have lips.
Why can't cats go moo?
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Post by comma on Apr 28, 2010 8:04:29 GMT 7
Because then the cows would feel jealous that they couldn't go meow, and thus start an uprising, and go on strike, so the world would be void of beef until scientists agreed to genetically engineer them to be able to meow as well as moo.
Obviously. @.@
What was up with the random fummining?
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Post by WriterApprentice on Apr 28, 2010 8:11:34 GMT 7
Because, fummining is fun.
Why can't brown cows make chocolate milk?
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Post by comma on Apr 28, 2010 8:15:46 GMT 7
Because they're trying very hard to prove that they're not racist, and that they're perfectly fine with white milk, so the white cows don't complain. They could make chocolate milk, but the white cows would be a**holes about it.
Why can't I have an Irish Wolfhound? *sadface*
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Post by WriterApprentice on Apr 28, 2010 12:33:16 GMT 7
Because it's Irish and should only belong in Ireland.
Why is the sun so hot?
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Post by comma on Apr 29, 2010 2:23:24 GMT 7
It had plastic surgery--it didn't used to be hot, it was actually quite ugly back in the 50's.
Why're there so many stars in the sky?
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Post by WriterApprentice on Apr 29, 2010 5:39:24 GMT 7
Because someone got bored and decided to puncture many holes in the sky.
Why does time fly?
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Post by IceBlade28 on Apr 29, 2010 8:34:16 GMT 7
Because it got too tired walking everywhere.
Who watches the Watchmen?
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Post by WriterApprentice on Apr 29, 2010 10:47:17 GMT 7
You.
Who is 'you'?
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Post by IceBlade28 on Apr 29, 2010 12:02:50 GMT 7
The twenty-first letter of the alphabet's public assistant =P
Why is everything better with bacon?
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Post by WriterApprentice on May 1, 2010 1:07:29 GMT 7
Because bacon is made from Chuck Norris' flesh.
Why is blood red?
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Post by raven1972 on May 1, 2010 5:31:54 GMT 7
Because vampires hate Green.
Why is their air?
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Post by WriterApprentice on May 2, 2010 1:20:58 GMT 7
Because people need to breathe.
Are does it hurt to look at the sun?
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