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Post by Elindë on Apr 26, 2010 1:10:16 GMT 7
Because as soon as we hit 20 we get our own back big time. If we didn't suffer now it wouldn't be so ****ing fun!
Actually, I don't know.
Why is my muse so paranoid? ><
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Post by IceBlade28 on Apr 26, 2010 4:49:53 GMT 7
Because he's been watching 'The Matrix' too much.
Why is Hollywood so intent on raping our fond childhood memories?
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Post by WriterApprentice on Apr 26, 2010 5:31:58 GMT 7
Because it can.
(What is Hollywood raping this time?!)
Why does it get dark when the sun sets?
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Post by IceBlade28 on Apr 26, 2010 5:51:16 GMT 7
(The Karate Kid. Jackie Chan is the equivalent of Mr. Miyagi. Karate is replaced by kung fu. RAPING OF CHILDHOOD MEMORY.)
Because Mother Nature segregates light and dark, just like in the 60's.
Why do pianos have keys?
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Post by WriterApprentice on Apr 26, 2010 6:01:37 GMT 7
(Oh yea, that movie.)
Because pianos have many locks.
Why do fishes smell?
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Post by IceBlade28 on Apr 26, 2010 6:23:36 GMT 7
Because it's hard to hear underwater =)
Why are ninjas always wearing black?
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Post by WriterApprentice on Apr 26, 2010 6:27:26 GMT 7
Because white is their enemy.
Why does it rain when there are clouds?
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Post by IceBlade28 on Apr 26, 2010 6:50:25 GMT 7
Because clouds only appear when the sky REALLY has to pee.
Why do computers have mouses and not mouse traps?
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Post by WriterApprentice on Apr 26, 2010 7:04:47 GMT 7
Because the mouses are trained.
Why does the wind make sounds?
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Post by IceBlade28 on Apr 26, 2010 7:19:21 GMT 7
Because the wind is lonely and wants to talk to someone.
Why do trees have leaves instead of hair?
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Post by WriterApprentice on Apr 26, 2010 7:34:16 GMT 7
Because they like to be green.
Why is salt white?
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Post by IceBlade28 on Apr 26, 2010 8:00:01 GMT 7
Because it wants ninjas to be afraid of it.
Why?
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Post by raven1972 on Apr 26, 2010 8:17:23 GMT 7
Z!
why do Decepticons wear purple and Autobots wear red?
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Post by comma on Apr 28, 2010 0:05:52 GMT 7
Because Decepticons are gay rights activists, and they represent this by wearing the gay pride color, purple. >_>
Why can't the sky be green and the grass be blue?
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Post by IceBlade28 on Apr 28, 2010 0:08:41 GMT 7
Because otherwise it'd be too hard to see the trees in the sky and aeroplanes would crash all the time.
Why is it hard to learn to play guitar?
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