An Annoyance of Muses

[Elindë]

This is where the ups and downs of mine and the muse's relationship will be recorded. And now there are others around as well now he's retired more or less from life in The Muses' Realm. They pair up quite often, though not always, and the pairs are not only of importance/frequency of their being around, but also of who they bodge around with in RPs most.

colours
Eli
[The old hands/awesome if eccentric pair/only full muses. Eli's bebes; dis them and fear her wrath]
Thranduil [990000]
Galion [cc99cc]

RP muses
[The optomists/happy-go-luckies/ones who are for the most part likeable]
Lovai [669999]
Hallen [99cc66]

[The schemers/untrustworthy pair/ones who pretend to hate each other and really shouldn't get along but actually do]
Círde/Creidhe [660066]
Saeros [ffff99]

[Elindë]

-walks into study to find Phoenix sitting on the other chair, boots on desk-

Mornen.

It's afternoon.

Aftanoon. -laughs- What?

You've got your old lilt back.

Noo I 'aven't!

Uh, yes you have. Been talking to the other Sindar in your realm, have we?

-smiles lopsidedly- Whatif I 'ave, then?

Nothing. It just sounds nice. -blushes-

Ye think I sound Welsh, don' ya?

>< A little.

Ach, it's wearen off noo.

Aww!

So, howdedyerArt goo, then?

Okay-ish.

Glad et's ova?

-nods-

Well there's buggerall ye can doo abwt e' now.

Thanks, I think.

Can I just say somethen?

Okay. -has a feeling he's going to say it anyway-

To be honest, I think ye sketchbook is preti bad.

-headdesks-

Ach, don't feel bad abwt e'. There's nothen ye can do abwt e' now.

True. I though you said your lilt was going...

-shrugs- Give eta bit longa. -grins-

(It's impossible to type intonation. atm, Phoenix's voice is going up and down a lot! The sylables in bold are said very quickly.)

[Elindë]

-once again in study, on my laptop listening to BBC Radio The Hobbit on Windows Media Player-

Suilad!

Oh, hullo again. I didn't expect to see you again so soon. I see you're accent's back to normal. -raises eyebrow- Well, normal for now. Oh, and Galion.

Afternoon, miss.

Well, er, make yourselves comfortable!

Hannon-le

-leaning on the chest of drawers- What are you listening to? Oh, oh, is it The Hobbit?

It sounds so strange calling it that.

D'you have a name for the adventure?

No.

I wonder how accurate it is.

-listen-

Is this Bilbo speaking now? -nods- That sounds a bit like him, don't you think Eldu.

Shhh... Is that meant to be Mithrandir?

Uh... yes.

- <img src="http://i362.photobucket.com/albums/oo66/FallingIceAngel/smilies/lmao.gif" border="0" alt="-lmao" /> -

You think that's funny? -changes track- Guess who this is.

Who is?

Wait a minute...

They're with us, aren't they?

-nods-

Oh no! -can guess what's happening next-

Right, shut up! This guy.

-listen-

Oh no! -splutters with laughter- Please no!

Oh yes! -devious-

- -lmao -

I DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT!

Who's laughing now? -turbopoke-

[Elindë]

So the problem I have is that I'm not a good enough artist to draw Phoenix. But I found an amazing picture by someone else that he said would do. So I've colourised it and here it is

What do you think?

Yeah, it's okay.

Will it do for now?

Oh certainly. It's just-

What?

Well, I look a bit simpering.

You look adorable!

...Okay then.

[Elindë]

Phoeeeenixxx!

Whaaat?

Ill.

Aww! This is why you want to be an Elf; you don't get ill.

And you live forever.

...that isn't necesserily a good thing.

I know, I know, 'the gift of men' and all that- Wait, are you wearing velvet?!

Might be... -is hugged-

-loves velvet-

-rolls eyes-

Mellon le

Iston

You're so vain.

Iston.

Why aren't you shouting?

Well it's difficult for even me to shout when someone's squeezing you half to death.

Oo Sorry! -lets go-

[Elindë]

IMPORTANT UPDATE

At 13:20 GMT+1, Phoenix i Malthen suffered a minor breakdown.[/b]

The breakdown may have been induced by Lura and Atach smiling but I very much doubt this. He has been in a mellow mood for a while and I think that the normal, banter events between him and Dawn's muses was the straw that broke the camel's back.

After a while, the Valar let Galion through to take the Sinda home. Galion is certain that Phoenix will recover but isn't sure how long it will take. In the meantime, Phoenix is off limits to muses and writers. I shall record any important updates here when Galion or someone else tells me.

Role Plays that Phoenix is in will carry on. I shall trust to the knowledge of my muse to carry on, filling in how I think he will react, until he returns. However, expect some crinkles as he obviously won't be telling me what to write.

Even though you won't read this until you are better, Phoenix, we are all behind you. Wishing you a speedy recovery, melluin-nin

(If you wish to leave a message, please do so below.)

[Basil]

Get well soon Phoenix. >< I look forward to seeing you when you get back!

[Rae]

Feel better soon Pheonix! *worried*

[Elindë]

-is leant over- -hands are batted away from laptop- Oi!

I was never here. And don't ask-

How is he?

...>< Mae, he's alright. This was pretty minor...for him.

Why are you here?

I need to look something up.

Don't you have books?

Well, yes but that's the problem; they're over at Imladris. So I thought I'd come to you. -types something into Google- -presses enter before Eli can read it-

You look tired.

Really?! -clicks on link- -skim reads- -bites lip and closes window-

Wait, since when could you use computers?

Since just now. I've been watching you.

What's wrong with him? -no answer- Please tell me!

It's hard to explain. He thinks everyone he doesn't know is out to get him and he keeps hallucinating. All pretty standard for one of his turns.

And voices?

They go without saying. Got to run; I know what to give him now. -questioning gaze- -sighs- He's having problems breathing. Not serious but something we can all do without. Talk later. -leaves-

-sulks- Sounds pretty serious to me.

[Elindë]

So this morning I was over the moon; I got a bunny from Phoenix! I didn't see him but the bunny arrived while I was daydreaming and it was a humour bunny, too! XDD

But around lunchtime it morphed into an angst bunny ><. -sits back and waits for it to change again-

[Elindë]

-rips new CD- -listens to song- -gets to chorus-


-sings along-
Drinking champagne, made by the angel
Who goes by the name of Glittering Gabriel
Drinking champagne made of an angel's
Tears and pain, but I feel celestial

-whips round- Oo

-sitting on other chair- What?

YOU'RE BACK! -tries to glomp-

Don't touch!

>< So you're not quite back to normal then?

-gives weird look-

But how did you recover so quickly?

Didn't you know? I'm amazing.

[Basil]

WELCOME BACK, PHOENIX!

Glad you are better~!

(the rest of the gang says hi too! Especially Philippe (he is standing right next to me)!)

[Rae]

Yay! Pheonix ish back! ^^ *lets all her muses say hi*

[Elindë]

What were you writing earlier?

Um, nothing...

-earlier-

Chaafinch? I need your help with this chapter.

What's it about?

Just after Phoenix is reacued from.. you-know-where. Obviously even if he was fine he wouldn't remember anything...

I'll help you... one one condition.

That Phoenix doesn't find out?

-nods- He's still pulling himself together.

-end of earlier-

But it was about me, right?

Many of my stories are about you. -smiles sweetly-

-nods but looks unsatisfied-

Look it was something trivial; I just wanted Chaffinch's viewpoint on it.

-still doesn't look convinced- Okay...

Please, my dear, be a good king and settle for that?

So long as I can flop on your shoulder; I suddenly feel very tired.

-tries not to giggle- Fine but not for too long; it's way past my bedtime.

-snuggles down- 6620 Poor Gene.

How on earth do you know anout Ashes to Ashes?! Have you been reading my expression again?

-'sleeps'-


Thranduil
Galion

RP muses
Lovai
Hallen

Círde/Creidhe

[Elindë]

Heya.

Oh, hey, Phoenix.

'Oware you?

I'm good.

Yer gud, r ye?

Okay, what are you doing?

'What arye doin'?'

Stop it!

'Stop i''

-Sigh- Please stop taking the piss out of my accent.

'M I tekin the piss uta yer acsn't? 'M sorree.

Phoenix, pleeease!

Tell yu what; I'm goin' up te Buck'n'm Palace layt'r t' see the queen. Wanna come?

No. You aren't going up there; you just wanted to say one of those words. I'm staying here.

You stayen he'yer then? Okay. -leaves-

Oo wtf?!